recently restarted my old pathfinder group. so far we have had some serious lulz. Im eager to hear some other peoples lulz just for fun. here's a sample of some of ours.
Me, playing a drunken Kitsune Gunslinger, digs a long tunnel to escape any fighting, and while digging, find a large midsection of a massive snake, so i attempt for about 10 turns to cut it in half, failing horrendously..... on the 11th round, the GM tells me after a perception check that, in my drunken stupor, i had mistaken a large tree root for a snake and had just spend the entire combat trying to cut it in half...
another time, i'm GMing and my younger brother, playing a Catfolk Cleric, trades a man for a large cast iron kettle. The party is later attacked by a flock of dire crows and my brother, not wanting to actually attack stuff, successfully captures a crow under his kettle and sits on it, and then next turn uses Spawn Water inside the kettle, effectively drowning the crow. (it was the first time he had ever played)
Lastly, playing on a tropical island full of dinosaurs, i was playing my Kitsune Gunslinger but now multi-classing as an oracle. An anklyosaurus came out of the trees into the clearing we were in and i immediately turned into fox form and ran a stealth check of 25 (i put some mad skill ranking into my stealth) and on the next round, ran under the anklyo, still in steath, changed back into humanoid form, and stabbed the dino in the underbelly with and electrified, lead poisoned short sword (which i critted). On the next turn, i removed my sword and pressed a charge of black powder in the wound and then used fire breathe, to which the GM told me to roll two d20, one for the dino's damage, the other for my damage as the explosion fired downward, and i rolled a 20 and a 10. Our GM was pissed because he kept having to re-roll for the dino's hp.
