| Mordo the Spaz - Forum Troll |
Time to share secret because Atarlost so close.
There is no way to role play any given stat because every stat that isn't purely physical is rank nonsense.
Int is maybe memory.
Wis is either some screwy combination of faith and eyesight and resemblance to Old Man Henderson and two of those are practically contradictory.
Charisma is some vague combination of personability and magical b#&*%@%! that is just flat out stupid. Outside Equestria friendship is not magic.
Golarion shared mass hallucination.
Real world luscious hyper-Edenic garden world of joy. No problems possible. Folk really ageless, sexless, enlightened creatures look like Hurkles who fart rainbows. Spend all day in nearly orgasmic camaraderie.
After millenia get bored. Hundreds of folk cooperate make big plan. Will use Friendship Magic to create dreamworld of excitement and adventure.
High Intelligence? You part of planning group. You know about pretend world. You know how spell of Friendship Magic work and can modify world.
High Wisdom? You slightly resistant to dream world. Have willpower. Perceptive because hunch that world hiding something.
High Charisma? You part of Friendship Magic spell casting team.
Ever feel like long time pass in between adventures? Cause real us wake up, eat luscious fruits, fart rainbows, have orgasmic camaraderie, sleep again and restart dream world Golarion.
Me know because putting together evil cult named Valentinians who try to share truth and "free" folk from dream world. You first members!
(You know you want this campaign arc.)