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So. When summoned, Kelpie's Wrath the herald of Besmara the Pirate Queen demands recompense, of course. One way to pay seems... odd, no?
When called by mortals, it demands treasure as payment
for its services, preferring chests full of gems and gold
coins. It has a lecherous, voyeuristic streak, however, and
has been known to lower its price if arrangements are made
for mortals to perform carnal acts on its decks—while it
telepathically murmurs approvingly.
I'm told that despite various threads on succubi and poorly disguised ribald jokes, these are still family-friendly boards, so I won't spell anything out. I'm sure most posters are old enough to figure things out for themselves, so the question to discuss is "How does that work for a living ship?"
I personally have no idea. Portholes, maybe?
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Carnal acts with other mortals... It's a voyeur.
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Knight, the question isn't about what it's doing with the mortals. It's about what the ship, and voyeurs in general, tend to do with themselves while... watching.
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well, this one whispers encouragingly. It says right there :p
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I can just imagine the party role playing this.
"Alright, we don't have enough for the normal full price, but there is a way to lower the price....someone is going to have to take one for the team though..."
This one thread nearly slipped me by. I now have an absolutely wonderful idea to inflict upon my players in the next game. (They seem to love selling their dignity to the first bidder.) Maybe this'll be just odd enough to discourage it.