
SuperUberGeek |

I find that I want to share the rather hilarious indecent that happened at my last gaming session.
Our party had infiltrated the fortress where we were retrieving the Horn of Macguffin. We had obtained the horn and destroyed the undead that tried to destroy us on as we turned to leave. On the way back out through to library we of course tried to do some additional looting.
We then located (thank you detect magic) some magical books. One of the party went up a ladder to get them and returned empty handed, having spotted a wraith guarding the books. My catfolk swashbuckler then went up to try and retrieve them (he has a climb speed).
My swash buckler went up and was attacked by the wraith. He was going the try to draw it back down but before he could, the wraith critted him and he was stunned for a round. (We use the Crit and Fumble Cards). My Cat fell.
The wraith followed and the rest of the party got involved. The Oracle had already decided to be helpful and just after I fell, the air elemental he had been summoning arrived and charged the wraith, turning into a whirlwind. The wraith ignored it and followed me down. The monk and fighter started to go to work on it and then the whirlwind followed it down. The whirlwind actual made it harder for us because of the miss chance. After getting a couple on those battering it and being quite well battered itself, the wraith moved off into the debris field of the whirlwind and we lost sight of it. Everyone spread out looking for it.
I stepped away and took a total defense. The wraith then swooped back out of the whirlwind and critted me again. Here is where it gets funny. This time, I was petrified for 1d4 hours. The wraith then flies away and after a minute or two the rest of the party can hear it pointing us out to the rest of the undead filling the place.
At this point, we are half an hour over our normal quitting time, I had to work early the next morning and I was obviously out of it for the night so I left.
After I had done so, I realized the my swashbuckler catfolk was neither alive nor dead and the actions of my party members would decide how he would end up.
I later got an email from the GM. My party bugged out, but if I wanted my character survived and was aided by someone else we had encounter. And became a half construct (from the race builder). So now he is permanently alive and not alive.
So, that is one way to help supplement the swashbuckler's week Fort save.

Joynt Jezebel |

I find that I want to share the rather hilarious indecent that happened at my last gaming session.
I am not going to give you grief over typos or spelling mistakes, especially as English may not be your first language.
But this one is really good. Not an incident but an indecent.
And I think you should change your Catfolk's name to Schroedinger. :)