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Do you think Cthulhu's a chump and needs his comeuppance?
Ever think Treerazor doesn't get the respect that he deserves?
Have you ever wanted to punch out the Tarrasque?
Well, now's your chance! Throughout Pathfinder history there have been creatures that stand beyond your ken, beyond you power, untouchable... For entirely non-sensical reasons, that is about to change. The cosmic forces decree that scores need to be settled. Here are the rules:
- Combatants will be dropped alone into the corner of a featureless arena that exists as an immutable cube of force constraining you within. Dimensions TBC - but thinking 200ft by 200ft, by 100ft up and 100ft down.
- There will be no prep, there will be no allies, there will be only yourself.
- Entities are to be played explicitly as written in the Bestiary / AP / Wherever they are found.
- Entities must be named and unique - and the weight class is CR 25+.
- Apart from that... have at!
So - up for a bit of harmless fun? - if so, all you need is the following:
- Which entity do you want to take out for a spin?
- Why do you think your entity will rule the roost?
- Which entity do you most want to deliver the smackdown against?
- Which entity would you least wish to face?
If there are a few likeminded individuals then I'll serve as compere and arbiter of proceedings.
Questions, comments, concerns? Just look at this helpful yellow sign that Hastur left for you...

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Bearing in mind that this is posted entirely without looking at stat blocks...
1)Cthulhu
2)That is not dead which can eternal lie /
And with strange aeons even death may die
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, dead, but dreaming - he can never be truly 'killed'. (That's my story, and I am sticking to it ;-))
3)Empyreal Lords
4)Rovagug - they kind of occupy the same sort of niche.