A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other… coming to theaters in 2014

[Terquem]

In the town square of Sandpoint

“You can’t be serious!” the woman said as she hurried across the square at once fastening the buckles of her armor while she made a mental note of the newly arrived ‘adventuring’ types lingering about.

“I’m afraid it’s true,” the short human wizard stated flatly, as he tried to match her half-elven stride. “Yesterday was the last day of the annual Goblin Surf Championships, both long board and body board finals, there are estimates that approximately three hundred or more goblins from nineteen tribes were present on the beach when a storm surge struck just after midday. The tsunami swept all of them out to sea. Shortly after the clouds broke and the rain stopped a funnel cloud was seen forming three miles out, and it is headed toward Sandpoint. We have only a few minutes to prepare.”

“Has this ever happened before? Is there any record of this in Sandpoint’s history? What did they do in the past?

“We haven’t had time to check back very far, but a similar event occurred sixty two years ago.”

“And,” she said as she came to a stop in front of the tavern where most of the sell swords had gathered.

“Well, actually that time it was Kobolds, and, well, the tornado formed just east of town, and most of the Kobolds were dropped at sea. There wasn’t much more written than that. This is different. The people of town are already naming it.”

“Naming it, what are they naming it?”

“Well, Miss, they are, ahem, they are calling it the Goblinado. Ah, now come on, don’t laugh, they are fond of that name. People are packing lunches and heading into the hills and taking bets on how many of them will fall on Old Man Peabody’s new barn.”

“Goblinado, really, Goblinado?”

“It’s kind of catchy, isn’t it?”

“I only wish I’d thought of it first.”

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

You can run, pinksins, but you can't hide!

[Gary Teter]

Lookit those goblins splat!!

[Horagnamon]

*nicks an eyeball*

[Amby's Brain]

{has horrifying mental image of goblins and air elementals "doing it in the streets" begetting goblinados}

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

{has sexy mental image of goblins and air elementals "doing it in the streets" begetting goblinados} Whooo-HOOO!

[Callous Jack]

Terquem wrote:

A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other…

Whew, I thought you were going to say Michael Bay was directing a Paizo movie...

[Lance Bombardier Orthos]

Callous Jack wrote:

Terquem wrote:

A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other…

Whew, I thought you were going to say Michael Bay was directing a Paizo movie...

*goes to blow something up anyway*

[Kajehase]

Callous Jack wrote:

Terquem wrote:

A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other…

Whew, I thought you were going to say Michael Bay was directing a Paizo movie...

Or producing it, with Uwe Boll as the director.

[Midnighter]

Callous Jack wrote:

Terquem wrote:

A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other…

Whew, I thought you were going to say Michael Bay was directing a Paizo movie...

If that were to happen at least Fireball would include a force blast component in the damage :)

[DungeonmasterCal]

Alternately, this could be an adventure to the lost city of "El Goblinado".

[BRIAN BLESSED]

Kajehase wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Terquem wrote:

A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other…

Whew, I thought you were going to say Michael Bay was directing a Paizo movie...

Or producing it, with Uwe Boll as the director.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Scribbling Rambler]

Isn't this just a prequel to Falling?