Text-based Forum Adventure

[Oladon]

Cosmo remains uncaring. You gain 25 points. Type 'score' at any time in the future to see how you're doing.
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[Cheapy]

score

> Blame Cosmo

[Oladon]

You have earned 25/250 points.

Cheapy wrote:

> Blame Cosmo

Sorry, that only works once.

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[Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S]

Screw this, I'm eating my lunch.

> Eat sammich

[Oladon]

You do not have a sammich.
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[lucky7]

>vomit sammich

[Oladon]

You don't know how to do that.
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I'm going home now, so someone else feel free to take over the responding for a while. Otherwise I'll get back to you all in the morning.

[lucky7]

>Scream.

[Oladon]

You scream loudly.
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[Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S]

> Inventory

[Cheapy]

> Moan at Studpuffin

[Cheapy]

> Erase previous entry

[Freehold DM]

> NW

[lucky7]

>NW While skipping

[rashly5]

Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

> Inventory

You have in your inventory:

• Black Shoes (worn)
  
• Black Suit Pants (worn)
  
• Cheap Watch (worn)
  
• Classy Necktie (worn)
  
• Flamethrower (held in left and right hands)
  
• Gray Socks (worn)
  
• Molotov Cocktail
  
• Nipple Ring (worn)
  
• Tight Boxerbriefs (worn)
  
• White Dress Shirt (worn)

Cheapy wrote:

> Moan at Studpuffin

You don't see that here.

Cheapy wrote:

> Erase previous entry

Invalid command. Please try again.

Freehold DM wrote:

> NW

You are now in a forest which borders the park. The park is north. There is a path visible to the west. There is a pile of acorns here. A white stag is barely visible through the undergrowth to the south. A column of smoke rises from the southeast.

lucky7 wrote:

> NW While skipping

You don't know how to do that.

[DSXMachina]

>Make clucking sounds to Stag.

if stag moves forward

>Mount Stag

[rashly5]

DSXMachina wrote:

>Make clucking sounds to Stag.

You don't know how to make that.

DSXMachina wrote:

>Mount Stag

The stag is too far away.

[Oladon]

rashly5 wrote:

Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

> Inventory

You have in your inventory:

• Black Shoes (worn)
  
• Black Suit Pants (worn)
  
• Cheap Watch (worn)
  
• Classy Necktie (worn)
  
• Flamethrower (held in left and right hands)
  
• Gray Socks (worn)
  
• Molotov Cocktail
  
• Nipple Ring (worn)
  
• Tight Boxerbriefs (worn)
  
• White Dress Shirt (worn)

And a pile of acorns (in pocket)!

[lucky7]

>Shout like a maniac.

[Oladon]

No one can hear you.
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[Sissyl]

Torch stag

[Oladon]

Sissyl wrote:

> torch stag

The stag is too far away.

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[Sissyl]

S
TORCH STAG

[Oladon]

You are in a maze of twisty little pine trees, all alike. The stag bounds away to the west.

Sissyl wrote:

> torch stag

You don't see that here.

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[lucky7]

>Smile.

[Sissyl]

W
TORCH STAG

[Oladon]

You smile gleefully.

Sissyl wrote:

> w

You are in a trove of little twisty pine trees, all alike.

Sissyl wrote:

> torch stag

Your flamethrower seems to be out of fuel.

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[Grue in the Attic]

> Stalk Humans

[lucky7]

>As above, but smiling.

[Oladon]

Grue in the Attic wrote:

> stalk humans

You don't know how to do that.

lucky7 wrote:

> as above, but smiling

I don't understand what you want to do with the above.

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[Grue in the Attic]

Oladon wrote:

Grue in the Attic wrote:

> stalk humans

You don't know how to do that.

-_-

> Follow humans

[Oladon]

You don't see that here.
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[Grue in the Attic]

> Follow Sissyl

[Oladon]

Grue in the Attic wrote:

> follow sissyl

You don't see that here.

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[Grue in the Attic]

Argh I just want some tasty adventurers! =(

> Search for humans

[Oladon]

You think you saw some humans in the park, not so long ago... now if only you could find the park again.
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[Pirate Rob]

> Go Dennis

[Aoann]

>wonder who Dennis is

[David Wickham]

Oladon wrote:

You are sitting at your desk at work. There is a computer on the desk. The monitor shows boring financial reports.

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> Embezzle $15

[Grue in the Attic]

Oladon wrote:

You think you saw some humans in the park, not so long ago... now if only you could find the park again.

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> Go park!

[Oladon]

Pirate Rob wrote:

> go dennis

I don't recognize that direction.

Aoann wrote:

> wonder who dennis is

You wonder as you wander.

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[Oladon]

Just so we're clear, this is a single-thread adventure. If you want to start over, you'll have to die. :P

David Wickham wrote:

> embezzle $15

You don't know how to do that.

Grue in the Attic wrote:

> go park

I don't recognize that direction.

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[David Wickham]

> Look

> Appear Productive

[Oladon]

You are in a trove of little twisty pine trees, all alike.

David Wickham wrote:

> appear productive

You'd have to disappear first.

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[Aoann]

>wanders around
>looks

[David Wickham]

>Summon nature spirit

[Oladon]

You don't know how to 'wanders'.

Aoann wrote:

> looks

I'm assuming you meant 'look'. You are in a trove of little twisty pine trees, all alike.

[Oladon]

You raise your arms and call forth a 'nature spirit'.

You are in a trove of little twisty pine trees, all alike. There is a nature spirit here. It is barking and wiggling its tentacles curiously.
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[Sissyl]

SMASH SPIRIT WITH FLAMETHROWER

[David Wickham]

>Offer sacrifice