Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Landshark who?

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Who? WHAT? Where's our spinning disk DM?

[Carcharodon Carcharias Whitey]

Landshark EATYOU

[Bard, James Bard agent 001E]

So... does that mean he's coming back or someone else needs to take up the mantle

[AM SORCERER TOO]

I think someone else needs to take up the mantle.

pulls out a can of landshark repellent and give CCW a good burst

That'll do the job.

[JRR Tolkien]

Well If no one wants too, i will

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Oooooh yes, a truly epic tale unfolds before us!

[The Nasty Orc]

"Oh Yeah !!!! Nasty orc getting Nasty ... real Nasty on some bad guys."

[JRR Tolkien]

Ok then, Go easy on me though the last group I DM'd for included sir winston churchill.

*Looks over ODF's notes, grumbles about trying to decipher chicken scratch*

Would you all like to do a first edition game like ROG, straight pathfinder or a mishmash of both?

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Both!

[The Nasty Orc]

+1 both

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Guess we're doing that then. At least now I get infinite cantrips.

[Bard, James Bard agent 001E]

I vote for whateva the party decides.

[JRR Tolkien]

OK then, how about we start this up on monday morning as I will be assisting ODF helping the ROG and it will give everyone who has not commented a chance to chime in.

Also everyone is level 2 now.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

YEAH!

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Time for some Mayhem!

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Woo level 2!!!"

I think we need a truly epic freeform game with a focus on interpersonal relationships and communication...

...or we could just play whatever system, you know?

[JRR Tolkien]

Looks like majority rules!

Let me reset the scene...You are in the town of lichberg, more specifically in the prancing pony um seedy tavern. the innkeepers daughter has given you all directions to lord balamos' manor.

You are all tanned,rested and fed even nasty and gazzy.

I will be playing my home game today so you kids have fun

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

UNtil we go, I will start researching my Turn Wand to Pudding spell.

[JRR Tolkien]

Wand to pudding?...Ok.

What are the rest of you doing?

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

I am working on my Pudding to Ooze spell.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Mediatation, exploring the inner workings of my draconic bloodline. And trying to exhale fire too.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Are you a specialist wizard?

Jenny: You feel the mysteries of this spell are still evading you, in particular which spell component you may need.

AMS: You are feeling more dragony and right now you can light up a smoke with your breath weapon.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I am a Kickassaturge.

[AM HEALER]

I might find some orphans to bludgeon - errrr - feed... to the Gazebo. That's still bad, isn't it?

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Ah that explains alot, You too are close to a revelation about that spell you are researching.

AMH: Yes that is an evil act.

[The Nasty Orc]

"You can feed them to me. I am not evil only hungry. And I can eat anything."

"Oh I am working on stuffing my gullet full of more food. Perhaps learning to catch things in mid air thrown from Agent James Bard's bag of endless haggis."

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Remember the bard incident, guys!!!

[The Nasty Orc]

"I do. I am hoping to be able to learn to swallow those sort of things whole now so I don't need AM HEALER to smash them with a mace and get it all over me and everyone else."

[Bard, James Bard agent 001E]

I will happily toss haggi to nasty's content

[Ranger Alissa]

Time to kick some kidnappers' @$$.

I am out for revenge. Who cares about some silly tomb.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Can I get a "Thank you???"

[JRR Tolkien]

Oh Excellent the ranger is back.Thank you for a wonderful game experience, I hope your absence was not for any serious problems

[AM SORCERER TOO]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Nesod: Are you a specialist wizard?

Jenny: You feel the mysteries of this spell are still evading you, in particular which spell component you may need.

AMS: You are feeling more dragony and right now you can light up a smoke with your breath weapon.

All right! I can start small fires!

[AM HEALER]

CAN I SWITCH TO AN EVIL DEITY? I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO SHOW RESTRAINT. I ONLY BLUDGEON ABOUT HALF THE ORPHANS I REALLY WANT TO.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Nesod: Are you a specialist wizard?

Jenny: You feel the mysteries of this spell are still evading you, in particular which spell component you may need.

AMS: You are feeling more dragony and right now you can light up a smoke with your breath weapon.

All right! I can start small fires!

"Awesome AMS!!!"

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"This is nuts..."

[The Nasty Orc]

"I can eat things that our twice the size of my body. Want to see Nesod?"

[AM SORCERER TOO]

AM HEALER wrote:

CAN I SWITCH TO AN EVIL DEITY? I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO SHOW RESTRAINT. I ONLY BLUDGEON ABOUT HALF THE ORPHANS I REALLY WANT TO.

If you kill all the orphans, then how would you build an army, or labor pool?

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Leadership?

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: That is your choice

Nasty: Yes but it will require at least 5 rounds of cutting and chewing

[The Nasty Orc]

I thought I had a gobble up feat and prehensile tongue feat.

[The Nasty Orc]

Or unhinge jaw feat as well as an eat anything feat.

[JRR Tolkien]

Oh I'm sorry, I see on your character sheet you have eat anything.

[The Nasty Orc]

Sorry forgot to update that. Though under his description it does mention he ate the Midgard Serpent once ... whole. He unhinged his jaw and it did take a long time.

[Midgard Serpent]

That was an illusion I crafted to make you feel good about yourself.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

You're not a character and you're has bad as that lich! Git outta here!

[JRR Tolkien]

MS: I'm afraid you are a bit to high leveled for this game, check back later. Now back into nasty's stomach you go.

[Midgard Serpent]

;( Nobody wants to play with me.
I may be 25,000 miles long with a head 500 feet tall, but I do have feelings you know.

[JRR Tolkien]

There there boy *scratches under MS' chin* Perhaps if your stats are on par with the others we can fit you in.