Under the Dome - What do you Do?

[yellowdingo]

You have all awoke this morning in the small town of Goblinville to find yourselves under an 'invisible' dome that has appeared over night trapping everyone inside. What do you do in the next 24 hours?

[Ruick]

I guess I would burn something...preferrably a dog...we are in goblinville after all.

[Shadowborn]

Horde food and supplies, barricade the house, and start digging an escape tunnel out of the basement.

[Freehold DM]

I liked it better the first time when it was called Girls

[BigNorseWolf]

Start digging near the wall to see how far down it goes.

If i can't get out, I'm going to have a well/cistern which will come in handy because we're going to run out of water kinda fast.

[feytharn]

Try to survive longer than the virgin and see how the world ends? Seeing those giant evil gods would make for an awesome weekend...

Edit: Yes, this anwer was especially for you, Freehold DM ;-)

[Kirth Gersen]

Yell "D'oh!"

Spoiler:

And let Maggie play in the sandbox.

[Freehold DM]

feytharn wrote:

Try to survive longer than the virgin and see how the world ends? Seeing those giant evil gods would make for an awesome weekend...

Edit: Yes, this anwer was especially for you, Freehold DM ;-)

HA!

[SLAaDOS]

Start working on a delicious cake?

[lucky7]

Test my Wire Fi. If it works, I know we can get out. Also, email the rest of the populace. Then BLARE all my Daft Punk albums, since the town has to share my taste in music.

[Beckett]

I'd probably take the time to implement communism, just so people can watch it fail, and then walk around kicking any goblin I see doing it in the street.

:)

[lucky7]

Throw a HUGE block party!

[zylphryx]

start work on propagating GIANT ferns and other over-sized plants so from the outside the entire contained area would look like a huge terrarium.

[White Knight Doodlebug]

Beckett wrote:

I'd probably take the time to implement communism, just so people can watch it fail, and then walk around kicking any goblin I see doing it in the street.

:)

[Strikes Beckett kicking copulating goblins]

Long have I wished to smite thee, knave. Now, stand and fill your hand, sirrah!

[Beckett]

White Knight Doodlebug wrote:

Long have I wished to smite thee, knave. Now, stand and fill your hand, sirrah!

Didn't we already try this? What's that word for when you do something over and over and expect a different result?

[White Knight Doodlebug]

Dedication? Persistence? Tenacity?

[Lops off Beckett's head]

[Beckett]

All Ninja Turtle-like:

Um, that's just a cool bucket I use to hold up my crown. . . You might need Lord and Lady Nat 20 of Luck on this one young Kobol, er Goblin. But seriously, is this still about that Sarkuz, Zsarkeescian, or whatever wench?

[White Knight Doodlebug]

No, this is about you interrupting fornicating goblins, cur!

[Cuts off Beckett's left leg]

[Beckett]

"I have two others. . . Observe", as he jumps in the air, balancing on his good leg, and straight out of Tian Xau punts another goblin before floating to the ground once more.
"It's almost as if my foot and their oversized heads are magnetically attracted", replacing his bucket.

[White Knight Doodlebug]

[Catches the poor, punted goblin, places him on his feet unharmed and then tackles Beckett]

[Beckett]

"At least tell me you showered. I mean this year".

[White Knight Doodlebug]

What's the date?

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Ugh, Beckett stinks of fresh water and soap! {sprays him with Lamashtu No. 5} There, now you only smell as bad as a half-orc.

[yellowdingo]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Start digging near the wall to see how far down it goes.

If i can't get out, I'm going to have a well/cistern which will come in handy because we're going to run out of water kinda fast.

Interesting...

Big Norse Wolf:

Lets assume the Dome continues down under the earth and might be a sphere...

Everyone else:

...you notice a crazy person frantically digging near the edge of the dome.

[zylphryx]

Oh god ... it's MOLE PEOPLE!!!!!

PROTECT THE GIANT FERNS!!!!