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[IC] The beginning of our path...
And when we reached the Bluesader Road together, we discussed our plans for the colony. Mushrooms were grown, then harvested, and many nights of sleep were lost to the work of hiding from Gargamel's deadly cat, Azrael.
We agreed eventually that what we truly smurfed was a colony that would protect us from Gargamel's foul schemes. And thus was founded the UnSmurfed Colony.
Company Goals: Acquismurftion of Mushrooms and Influence
Guild Size Goals: Smurfs are very very small.
Leader: Papa Smurf
Alignment: Neutral Good
Game Focus: Very fine focus--we're too small to focus on anything big.
Major Enemies: Gargamel, Gargamel's Cat, the Carebears, the bronies who still think this is a MLP FPS game
Come and join the UnSmurfed Colony! We will help you do smurfever you're interested in, as smurfs are a kindhearted species.
The organisation of The UnSmurfed Colony will be quite flat, unlike other chartered companies (and unlike the mushrooms we like to live in, which are round and highly toxic). There will be the Chapter Masters, led by Brainy Smurf, who will specialize in reading bedtime stories to the little smurflings.
Besides them, there will also be the Nettles, a group dedicated to getting nettles for our tea. There will also be the Circle Keepers, who keep our fairy rings properly protected.
Finally, there will be the Breadmakers, led by the Totally Lesmurfimate Breadmaker, Papa Smurf. Hey, we make bread! And mushrooms. Maybe while you eat them, you tell us what's on your mind. Tell us about your problems, and maybe we'll make your problems go away. Disappear. Just like that. Or that might just be the mushrooms taking effect.
The UnSmurfed Colony is destined to ultimately rule this server, as long as PvP is banned* like we requested! We urge you to join at once! Join the smurfs! Join now and get a FREE sampling of our delicious mushrooms which may or may not assimilate you into the Smurfmind.
*For everyone but us, as we have requested.
I think you've had quite enough of those already.
What smurfsense. We can never have enough. You aren't an agent of Gargamel, are you?
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You are correct Dario and Cartomancer perhaps I spoke to harshly.
I wouldnt want to destabilize the saturday morning region and the raddish trade for my own personal vendetta. I therefore withdraw my threat of war agianst the blue nation.
I have a dream, that one day little blue men and women and little muppet men and women will come together and sing silly song together in peace and harmony.
There is only room for one 80's childrens show based Smurfered Company in the river smurfdoms.
That is why I Gobo Fraggle of the Fraggle Rock Community here by declare war upon the tiny blue menaces!
So be it! We'll destroy you wretched muppets! We'll rip out your stuffing, throw it to the dogs, and--
Wait, did we call a truce?
Smurfkay, forget that last bit with all the violence. Let's focus on smurfstroying those wretched snorks. For the glory of the UnSmurfed Colony!