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Deal with North Korea


Do you make these or just find them?


They're his alright. I'd suggest just ignoring his inane petitions and his topics.


I do. I was just curious on whether he searches for this crap or he makes them.


You'll notice they are created by "S. M." That'd be him.


Didn't know that.

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Azaelas Fayth wrote:
Didn't know that.

You didn't think my name was really yellowdingo. Sure it would be cool...but they put those people in the crazy bin.


No, I just didn't think it would be S. M. all you need is & or A. for the middle.

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Anybody who's been around for a while knows that YD is no nutter.


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taig wrote:
Anybody who's been around for a while knows that YD is no common nutter.

FIFY


If the Great Leader wishes to glow in the dark, I am certain that the necessary arrangement can be accomodated.

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Azaelas Fayth wrote:
No, I just didn't think it would be S. M. all you need is & or A. for the middle.

That would be an R.

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thejeff wrote:
taig wrote:
Anybody who's been around for a while knows that YD is no common nutter.
FIFY

That's Royal nutter to you...


How about this, you imperialist running-dogs--you stop holding provocative war games near our borders and we'll stop threatening you with nuclear annihilation!

Vive le Bachuan!


But Brain, what do nuclear weapons have to do with waffle irons and tutus?


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I want to ensure you that my administration takes this Kim-Jong-Un very seriously. I have taken measures to deal with this threat, steps that fit the level of threat posed by the Oompa Loompa nation of North Korea. If The Searchers should detect any actual threat to the safety of this nation, or our friends in the South, we will deploy a special strike force that will neutralize said threat with minimal loss of innocent life.

Prepare Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers for deployment.


<Dons flying goggles>

Ready, sir!

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Pyongyang is begging to become a crater. If that screwball keeps it up it just might be

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Of course these petitions make me wonder if YD is as delusional as the glorious leader over there....

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Andrew R wrote:
Of course these petitions make me wonder if YD is as delusional as the glorious leader over there....

I could govern NK better.


Sigh... why waste an opportunity for full scale nuclear war, eh? Especially as China will LOVE having a nuke burst right across their border. And, as China specifically said that Bush shooting down satellites invalidated their treaty on not firing first. Seriously, people, you not only elected THAT guy as head honcho, you REELECTED him???

Thanks to the history in american decision-making, this will likely be verrry interesting for everybody.


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Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.


Hey! I was not old enough to vote during that election! Otherwise I wouldn't have voted for that Kindergarten Drop Out.


Good for you. Good for you. Not everyone here has that copout.


It isn't a Copout. A Copout would be moving to England and changing my name.

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Sissyl wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.

I'm not prepared to nuke them, just liberate them from Duke Stupid the third.


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yellowdingo wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.
I'm not prepared to nuke them, just liberate them from Duke Stupid the third.

Are we talking about America or North Korea with this one?


Azaelas Fayth wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.
I'm not prepared to nuke them, just liberate them from Duke Stupid the third.
Are we talking about America or North Korea with this one?

Kinda funny, or do I mean tragic? But you could apply that last line to just about every 'western democracy' - 32% in the UK, and here they are stiffing the people in the name of big business. North Korea? Oh, right some share-holders might not get a dividend so lets get rid of a world leader.


Cost billions last time you did it though... Iraq?


And N. Korea would be worse. At least to start with. They could do an awful lot of damage to South Korea before they got crushed.

No spending months building up a coalition and staging forces. Once they knew they were going down, they'd probably strike first. It would have to be a surprise. Which they know and makes the war games with South Korea a bit more scary.


Sissyl wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.

Well no one actualy elected the N. Korean leader...people don't actual get a vote in dicatorships.

How did America elect him?


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Also...is it not N. Korea threatening to nuke us?

Yet that is some how our fault?

Also China would probably be the first to demolish N. Korea if they did launch a nuke.


John Kretzer wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.

Well no one actualy elected the N. Korean leader...people don't actual get a vote in dicatorships.

How did America elect him?

I read that as "The people of North Korea didn't elect their head moron. The people of America did elect theirs."

And regardless of who's threatening, it would become our fault if we nuked them in response to those threats.


Thank you, thejeff.


thejeff wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing: The people of North Korea did not elect their head moron. America did. Even so, certain people actually think it's a good thing that millions of people get killed? Makes me feel ashamed to belong to the same species as such people.

Well no one actualy elected the N. Korean leader...people don't actual get a vote in dicatorships.

How did America elect him?

I read that as "The people of North Korea didn't elect their head moron. The people of America did elect theirs."

And regardless of who's threatening, it would become our fault if we nuked them in response to those threats.

Ok...that makes a little more sense. Yes we did elect Obama though there are checks against his power.


I'm not advocating a pre-emptive nuking in response to mere threats and bluster. I do advocate nuking them if they nuke us. MAD right now favors the major powers.

Sooner or later, certainly sooner than the major powers want, various other states will attain a nuclear arsenal of their own and join the Nuclear Club. Once India and Pakistan joined the Club, the rest of the world's eyes figuratively lit up and realized that it is possible even for "lesser" states. If Pakistan could do it, anyone can.

Membership in the 'Nuclear Club' in nations-scale seems to be considered what is required to be 'taken seriously' by the major powers.

If we're lucky, we'll only have Cold War II.

If we're not, a very short World War III could easily ensue, either 'after' Cold War II ... or pre-empting Cold War II altogether.

Then we'll all be playing out a live action post-apocalypse campaign...


Turin the Mad wrote:


Then we'll all be playing out a live action post-apocalypse campaign...

Indeed. I am planning on green glowing eyes and a couple of tentacles. I think that would be a great help in the aftermath.


JohnB wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:


Then we'll all be playing out a live action post-apocalypse campaign...
Indeed. I am planning on green glowing eyes and a couple of tentacles. I think that would be a great help in the aftermath.

[Minions]Oooohhhh, tentacles ...[/Minions]


Oh no. I want a fruit tree growing out of my head. Seriously, you can't beat the practicality of always having fruit...


I doubt there would be a nuclear response to North Korea even if they did launch one first. The fallout is unlikely to stay in North Korea. Every non-nuclear weapon in the arsenal would be on the table though.

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I see I have a second vote from S.J. of Austin, Texas in favor of making NK a US State...

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Fnord.


yellowdingo wrote:
I see I have a second vote from S.J. of Austin, Texas in favor of making NK a US State...

He's probably 67 and riding a bike wearing a cowboy hat and pink speedo nuthuggers. Think I'm b~%@~~~+tin.


Sissyl wrote:
Oh no. I want a fruit tree growing out of my head. Seriously, you can't beat the practicality of always having fruit...

Sooo .... JohnB could use his tentacles to pluck your (forbidden) fruit? ;)

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I see we are rapidly loosing our ability to determine what happens on the Korean Peninsula with all this "Oh, we are so going to Nuke America today or tomorrow" idiocy. Worst case scenario, US Missile interceptor fails to intercept the Korean Missile and it comes down in Canada.


Or we intercept a Nuke and end up spreading radiation over the upper atmosphere.


Huh... this thread is still a thing...


We can't lose focus here! We have a dire situation, and like it or not, WE are going to have to solve it! This is what we will be remembered for. What really SHOULD be done here?


Sissyl wrote:
We can't lose focus here! We have a dire situation, and like it or not, WE are going to have to solve it! This is what we will be remembered for. What really SHOULD be done here?

You are right we should start developing and agreeing on the rules for this live action post-apocalypse campaign we might all find ouselves playing soon. I mean we probably won't have time when the missiles start firing.


Srsly

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