Humorous characters

[Thomas Long 175]

So out of curiosity, I'm making my first Magus and when I run out of first level spells I intend to start casting light while attacking when I hit level 2.

I look forward to the look on everyone's face when everything I kill starts to glow.

What about you guys? What do your characters do for fun?

[flash_cxxi]

Not really my character doing anything for fun, but I had a character (an Azerblood Fighter) once named Jock McStrap. He was a serious character though, just had a strange name...

Also, my Magi generally use Arcane Mark when they run out of other spells. It's fun to see all of the dead bodies with my Magi's signature emblazoned on them. :)

[HaraldKlak]

I had a Dragon Disciple who slept on a big pile of gold. Each night he would engage in a wild dance, crying out to the moon.

A gnome summoner of mine used a rod of wonder each day to become diminuitive in size. He had a small mansion build upon his gargantuan (permanently enlarged) crab-like eidolon. Sadly he got very unluckily hit by a greater dispel magic at one point...

[secher_nbiw]

You know how Georg Steller has a bunch of animals named after him?

I had a fighter/bard who named every new or weird creature after himself: Evren's Fire Shrimp, Evren's Surf Shark, Evren's Kobold.

[Rynjin]

I have a Tiefling (Rakshasa Spawn) Sorcerer who has no ranks in Diplomacy but who always tries to negotiate with people.

His opening line is usually "Hey! You wanna try some of these drugs? They're really good!"

Most of that behavior resulting from a near miss with addiction to Opium after an actual Rakshasa sucker punched him with a Suggestion while he was trying to get to know his "daddy".

[strayshift]

I have a Gnome Bard called Maante the Mocking, pre game I make up prosepctive insults for our enemies.

[Matthew Morris]

Well I played Enuck this past weekend. Half orc lore warden, planning to go into Living Monolith.

"Enuck talk like this. Enuck think Me Grimlock is awesome. Enuck know that most pink skins think green skins like Enuck dumb as rocks. Enuck hate to disappoint."*

I had the GM torn betweem laughing and crying.

*

Spoiler:

Enuck has Int 14, Wis 12, Cha 12. Everyone want to assume he's stupid. He'll let them.

[James_K]

Matthew Morris wrote:

Well I played Enuck this past weekend. Half orc lore warden, planning to go into Living Monolith.

"Enuck talk like this. Enuck think Me Grimlock is awesome. Enuck know that most pink skins think green skins like Enuck dumb as rocks. Enuck hate to disappoint."*

I had the GM torn betweem laughing and crying.

*** spoiler omitted **

Ugh I Gar, world's smartest orc. You got questions?