A tale most vile!


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For five hours I walked these shadowed halls, beset at all turns by a lumbering monster. Its ponderous bulk slithered incoherently in the vales and hills of the once peaceful forums. Bellowing its repugnant and useless litany at me I fled in terror of its damnable sight, avoiding it and other nameless terrors with a skilled "vote neither". Finally cornered I choose its diabolical twin whose slovenly visage assailed me as somewhat more wholesome in the waning light. Yet that was not enough for my grotesque pursuer, as the very next room found me face-to-face with again! Fear not gentle reader for I had become wise to ways of the spawns of darkness, and a mere 59 seconds where required to lose it in a jagged alley of random boots. Seven more times I was forced to flee from the shadow of this nameless terror, each time my mind became yet more unhinged. Should I not vote for this item? Its slimy appendages danced upon my brow like a lovers touch in the summer wind. My will wavering, another great slovenly wreck not unlike the first entered my troubled view, and in a moment most foul, I embraced my torturer. My strength fled, I watched in horrid fascination as the now satisfied titan slithered away trailing a foul, corpulent trail of its own satisfied opulence.

TLDR: I avoided voting for an item 9 times in 4 hours, and when I finally did, it quit showing up as a repeating item.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8 aka Jiggy

...Wow.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka GM_Solspiral

OMG I bet I know the item its like a bad penny it keeps showing up

Dark Archive Star Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

haha, I've seen similar stuff a couple times already

great tale, though :)

Star Voter Season 6

9 hours of voting,

40+ votes an hour,

many, many duplicate items,

still haven't seen mine,

sanity... fading.

Dedicated Voter Season 6

59 seconds, That is 10 rounds in a horror filled Chase scene.


And you can't even make a Will save to shake that paralysis...

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Dedicated Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9

Hahah great tale. and I know what you mean. But people on Starship Galactica had it worse, they had to wait 33 minutes between each cycle only to face the relentless Cylons again...

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