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I'm playing a Tian-Min samurai named Ishida Katsumoto. I've decided that I'm going to go for a rivalry with Shalelu. I'm envisioning more of a friendly teasing, Legolas and Gimli kind of relationship than cutthroat enmity. It's been established that Katsumoto writes haiku, so I thought it would be funny to tease Shalelu with haiku insults a la Kyle and Cartman. Here's the insults from levels 1-3:
When we accepted the job to hunt down the goblins.
"Sandpoint's protector?"
What kind of elven ranger
Needs help with goblins?
When the four goblins (our PCs from We Be Goblins) joined the caravan.
Four goblin minions?
Shalelu won't be happy-
That look on her face!
When recommending that Shalelu help the party ninja scout ahead in Brinewall, delivered while making a "radar ears" gesture.
Shalelu should scout
I bet she hears everything
With those ears of hers
I'm surprised nobody said anything about this until now. These are great!
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Thanks! Here's more. I'm running out of ear jokes, though....
When the party left the caravan to venture into Karlsgard, addressed to Shalelu:
Stay with the wagons.
You would stick out in Karlsgard--
Your ears, anyways!
When discussing who should fly up to reconnoiter the cliffs at Ravenscraeg.
Why send poor Spivey?
Shalelu can fly, it's true!
She just flaps her ears!
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During the fight with the trolls at the back entrance to Ravenscraeg:
If those trolls reach you,
Just drop your bow, swing your head,
And slice with your ears!
Seizing the opportunity to poke fun at Shalelu when recalling how the sniper ninja Omoyani wasn't at the fight with Kimandatsu:
Omoyani, the
Frozen Shadows' Shalelu
Not there when needed
Here is a hungry storm one,
What is wrong elf friend?
The howling winds bothersome?
Should your ears be blue?