Those of you that will remember my Poop Toss, Serious Question thread will know that this is a totally serious question.
I have a monster that peeing on a target makes total sense. My question: what do I call it? Specifically what can I call it and so I can publish it that I won't get in trouble with mothers and Paizo?
Thoughts please? Thanks in advance.
that is a toughie, there.
looks to latin and other words used in science.
Some sort of variation on "marking your territory"?
Possibly. This is an attack. Touch attack causes distraction for X rounds and all creatures attempting to detect it via scent gain a +20 for X days. I'm debating as to whether it also deals acid damage.
Ah... Hrm...
You could just go with Uric then. Uric acid being the end product that's excreted in urine (for humans and some other animals, at least.)
if it pees acid (thus is an attack) I would just call it "acid release"
I like "uric spray" but how do I describe it such that it is obvious that I am saying "It pees on its target" and still be "PFRPG-kosher" (to modify the Hebrew word).
isnt there an attack in narato that kiba uses called dynamic marking were his dog pees on a target and can track it untill it is washed off.
"uric spray" is good.
"micturiting spray" is a bit more medical. Or you could just give the monster an ability called "Micturition."
-Aaron
PS: this is hilarious!
I'm seriously laughing at this thread!
"After in ingesting so much rotted food in a day, Monster XX relinquishes it's bladder on its enemies in a horrific spray attack.”?
"Bladder release" has a nice ring to it.
"Golden spray"?
Some variation on the ole "Splash attack"?
Micturition is a commonly used medical term.
As a side note, in one of my campaigns, a player was RPing his 6 Int, 7 Wis Barbarian who thought he was a Druid. His version of Augury was "throw a rock" and his version of Bless was "pee on it"
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Nearly ten years ago, during one of my first forays into GMing D&D 3.5, I ran a short mini-campaign in the Forgotten Realms. Two of the party members, a cleric of Tempus and a half-ogre barbarian, devised a, let's say, innovative method of getting rid of undead.
They found themselves stuck in a chamber full of wights and were running low on spells and hp. However, the cleric still had a few bless waters prepared... and the barbarian had drunk an entire keg of ale on his own prior to the start of the adventure. He suggested that the cleric bless his "water", as it were. After the requisite facepalm, the player of the cleric assented, laying hands on the half-ogre (we figured Tempus wasn't squeamish enough of a deity to care what sort of water his clerics blessed so long as they got the job done). I consulted a few Wikipedia articles and came to the conclusion that the half-ogre's bladder capacity was equivalent to X number of flasks, but it was a bit more difficult to determine what sort of action urinating whilst turning in a circle would come out to, not to mention how many rounds the, er, process would last/take. (I did rule that it was a ranged touch attack, however.)
I wrote a letter to Sage Advice about all this, too, but I never got an answer back. I wonder why.
No, if we were playing FATAL, I'd have to roll on some wacko d1000 table to determine the precise splash direction of the sanctified urine.