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born 99 years ago, is almost certainly buried somewhere. If we find him,
what do we do then? Leave flowers?
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We give the body to his family, of course. I'm not sure if his grieving widow is still alive, but his son is (unfortunately) the current president of the Teamsters.
I would even go so far as to give him a monument. I mean, yeah, sure, he was a crook, but I bet the National Master Freight Agreement did more to fight poverty in America than any Great Society program, and he certainly didn't have as many people killed as either Kennedy or Johnson.
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I heard the cops have a lead, and are digging up the ground underneath a shed.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/01/us/michigan-jimmy-hoffa-search/index.html
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*yawn* JH Body location 'tips' pop up every few years. At least in our local news. Maybe this one will pan out. Maybe not.
I'd be really surprised if his remains are at some local house. Too easy to be discovered when a shed gets rebuilt, or a driveway repoured.
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I heard it from a fella'
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Hey, uh, Grand Magus, I heard you paint houses?
Glass houses.
Hey, uh, Grand Magus, I heard you paint houses?
I had the good luck to hear an NPR program on that book during a long drive years back. Fun listening, but it pretty much amounted to the gunman's say-so.
Granted Hoffa's probably underwater somewhere. There's plenty of it around and it's both easier and more effective to dump a corpse in deep water than to dig a grave, unless you live in a desert.
I never read it but I used to have all these Teamster friends from Southie who only owned two of three books: I Heard You Paint Houses, Black Mass: The True Story of an Unholy Alliance Between the FBI and the Irish Mob--also known as The Whitey Bulger Story--, and/or The Bible.
And they found...
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dude I know where he's at.
he's 150 miles off shore wearing a pair of cement golashes standing on the deck of the 100+ year old missing wreck of the USS Cyclops.
how the mob found her wreckage and dropped Hoffa off there we will never know.
perhaps it is for the best that we never know
or maybe . . . . his body was already there!
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Gelatinous cube: 1
Jimmy Hoffa: 0
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