An alcoholic B-movie actress travels in time to set things straight.


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An alcoholic B-movie actress travels in time to set things straight.
To do this she needs to stop and fix things; like that old TV show
"Quantum Leap" however she is always herself.

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First stop . . .


Big Bang.


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I think she should go back to teenage years and stop her Father's best-friend from doing it.

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What color is the sky in your world?


Cheers. It ended OK, I guess, but it's a bar and she's an alcoholic.

Liberty's Edge

First stop: Stalin.

Probably easier than Hitler.


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1932 -- She goes to the Pacific Northwest, and elopes with the last Sasquatch.

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Grand Lodge

Gark the Goblin wrote:

First stop: Stalin.

Probably easier than Hitler.

Can't kill Hitler.. Rory put him in a cupboard.

Grand Lodge

Gark the Goblin wrote:

First stop: Stalin.

Probably easier than Hitler.

Hitler survived 7 assassination attempts, but it was Stalin who lived to old age.


Iterative uses of time travel eventually result in a timeline in which time travel is never invented.

The universe ends uneventfully.


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1846 - She travels to meet the Donner Party at the foot of the Sierra Nevada.

"Hello there. Hi, don't go this direction or you will get trapped in the
snow and be forced to eat your dead companions."

"Witch! Burn the witch."

"I played a witch in a movie I was in, but I'm not really a witch. Here,
at least take this compass."

A man advances to assault her body.

"How rude. I'm out of here."

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We all know how this one ended..


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2012 - America is in decline. The energy endgame is becoming reality; and
the first food riots are less than 20 years away.

"Hi there. Hello." she waves a red scarf while holding a martini glass with the other hand. "Can you help me?"

"I can try," says the surly look man.

"Am I in L.A.? This looks so different."

"You sure are. Hey, are you an actress?"

"Yeees! Do they still show my movies after all these years?" She poses for her close up.

"Huh? Look lady it's $200 a scene. Now do you want to do porn or what?"

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