Slacker Manifesto

[Grand Magus]

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If you try to avoid success at all costs, but instead succeed, haven't you
failed and thus succeeded?

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[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

That's what I always say.

[bubble bubble bubble]

[A Man In Black]

Success as a noun often refers to being materially wealthy or doing something meaningful, instead of merely the accomplishment of a stated goal. Different meanings of success.

PS stop making threads with random things you find on Twitter.

[Tirq]

A BETTER QUESTION:

If you were planning on failing, and then fail, do you fail and thus succeed or fail on succeeding?

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."

--Bob Dylan

[Apathy Elemental]

Meh.

[Tirq]

If that be the case, I'm a pretty successful guy. Of course, thats not what my parents say...

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Ah, Mr Zimmerman, spoken like a true multi-millionaire.

[Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl]

A manifesto sounds like too muck work for slackers to have to put together. Can we just make a couple snarky memes and call it a day? C'mon man, it's almost 4:20.*

*: somewhere in the universe.

[houstonderek]

As an ordained minister in the CotSG, by the power of the Almighty Bob, I must ask you stop taking slack's name in vain.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Ah, Mr Zimmerman, spoken like a true multi-millionaire.

(Delayed response!)

To be fair, Mr. Zimmerman was merely a millionaire (not multi-) when he said that.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

houstonderek wrote:

As an ordained minister in the CotSG, by the power of the Almighty Bob, I must ask you stop taking slack's name in vain.

You and what army?!

[meatrace]

HD- As a genuine and authorized POPE, I outrank you.

Please, everyone, continue to take whatever you like in vain.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.