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My fellow forumites.
The solution to our economic woes requires that we give more flanks of meat to wolves. Once the wolves have more flanks of meat they will create more flanks of meat for Americans. They will no longer feel the need to produce flanks of meat in foreign countries, despite the costs of raising cattle there being much lower than the us. They will no longer keep flanks of meat in foreign repositories, despite the fact that that means they will have to give more of their flanks to the government in taxes.
Now I realize in the past that giving wolves more flanks of meat has been tried. and its been the basic policy of the country for most of the last 30 years. The wolves simply ate more,kept the meat production where it was cheapest, and kept the meat stored where it wouldn't be taxed. But this time giving flanks of meat to the wolves will be different because we're going to do more of it. Trust me, it will work!
My fellow forumites.
The solution to our economic woes requires that we give more flanks of meat to wolves. Once the wolves have more flanks of meat they will create more flanks of meat for Americans. They will no longer feel the need to produce flanks of meat in foreign countries, despite the costs of raising cattle there being much lower than the us. They will no longer keep flanks of meat in foreign repositories, despite the fact that that means they will have to give more of their flanks to the government in taxes.
Now I realize in the past that giving wolves more flanks of meat has been tried. and its been the basic policy of the country for most of the last 30 years. The wolves simply ate more,kept the meat production where it was cheapest, and kept the meat stored where it wouldn't be taxed. But this time giving flanks of meat to the wolves will be different because we're going to do more of it. Trust me, it will work!
This is entirely logical. I support this policy.
(I don't think that it will work with Humans though. Wolves are more honorable then the avarage human.)
Sooo, the wolves will be producing more flanks of meat (which they will gladly consume themselves) by ripping them from the carcasses of everyone else?
I'm hoping that when they bite my flank, I'll turn into a wolf too.
Werewolf capitalism!
You forgot the part about disagreement being wolf-envy... ;-)
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As goblin wolf-rider, I approve of this message. And then I immediately attempt to set it on fire.
Goblin wolf-riders do it in the saddle!
The struggle of classes is now brought by wolves in wolf's clothing!
You shall not have my meat flanks, you ferociously fanged bolsheviks!
The struggle of classes is now brought by wolves in wolf's clothing!
I'm tempted to say if only real life was that obvious but real life IS that obvious.. why don't people see it?
You shall not have my meat flanks, you ferociously fanged bolsheviks!
Not giving more meat flanks to the wolves is communism!
As goblin wolf-rider, I approve of this message. And then I immediately attempt to set it on fire.
Goblin wolf-riders do it in the saddle!
Oh, hey, Pillbug, are you going for a ride?
[Bow-chicka-bow-bow]