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Poll: What is a BLT sandwich?
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Choice one: Fresh lettuce, a ripe tomato slice and three strips of crispy bacon on warm toasted bread with your choice of mayo or miracle whip.
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Choice two: A particularly tasty and edible metaphor for the amazing accomplishments various disparate factions can achieve when they set aside their differences and work together towards a common, delicious goal.
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Choice three: A hateful creation born of the unjust suffering of our enslaved Suidae friends.
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End of choices….or is it?
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None of the above. It's a delicious bacon-and-lettuce topped sandwich that someone decided to ruin by slathering tomato all over it.
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I always wonder why they call it a BLT. I do not see any M in there for the nasty Mayo they put all over it. Shouldn't it be a BLTM so you can warn a person about that stuff.
Mayo (Best Foods) is one of the 3 basic food groups.The food of the gods.
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1.Mayo
2.Mt.Dew
3.SPAM
That is true, and if you can consume all three at once you can ascend to godhood, unfortunately, no one has managed to do this in a thousandy years….
That is true, and if you can consume all three at once you can ascend to godhood, unfortunately, no one has managed to do this in a thousandy years….
Mayo (Best Foods) is one of the 3 basic food groups.The food of the gods.
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1.Mayo
2.Mt.Dew
3.SPAM
Send me all three, fresh and in huge quantities and I will verify that theory.
I call it quits at the spam. Dad loves it but I cant stand the stuff.
That is true, and if you can consume all three at once you can ascend to godhood, unfortunately, no one has managed to do this in a thousandy years….
Mayo (Best Foods) is one of the 3 basic food groups.The food of the gods.
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1.Mayo
2.Mt.Dew
3.SPAM
BAM! Instant godhood ... if it doesn't kill you, that is.
Spam dipped in Dew slathered with mayo.
I thought more about placing SPAM on bread, cover it with mayo and eat it as a sandwich flushing it with Mr Dew.
Spam dipped in Dew slathered with mayo.I thought more about placing SPAM on bread, cover it with mayo and eat it as a sandwich flushing it with Mr Dew.
I think we would have to ask our esteemed GM/OP whether this would constitute as "consuming all three at once." Dogbladewarrior, ruling please? :P
I think we would have to ask our esteemed GM/OP whether this would constitute as "consuming all three at once." Dogbladewarrior, ruling please? :PSpam dipped in Dew slathered with mayo.I thought more about placing SPAM on bread, cover it with mayo and eat it as a sandwich flushing it with Mr Dew.
Drejk’s way would work. I still have never met an unaugmented human that could manage it though….
Don't use mayo, use peanut butter.
Bluh! PB and meat (real or synthetic) do NOT mix.
I always wonder why they call it a BLT. I do not see any M in there for the nasty Mayo they put all over it. Shouldn't it be a BLTM so you can warn a person about that stuff.
But then the "M" could also mean mutton.
"Where the mutton is nice and lean..."
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Bluh! PB and meat (real or synthetic) do NOT mix.
PB and bacon mix just fine. PBBLT is an excellent sandwich.
Bluh! PB and meat (real or synthetic) do NOT mix.
I've had quite a few delicious burgers that will disagree. PB and a over easy egg FTW.
As for BLT - ulgulanoth had the right of it. 3 strips of bacon is no where near enough. double it before you start calling it a BLT. And only 1 slice of tomato, even if its 1/4" thick, would be no where near enough. Got to go light on the mayo though.
*GAG*
Only things I've ever liked PB with are jelly, chocolate, and bananas.
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Why no love for my cabbages?!
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Choice 4: FISH
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Why no love for my cabbages?!
Cabbage is good with one thing: corned beef.
Behir, Leprechaun and Tentamort.
6 slices of bacon
1leaf of lettuce
2 1/4" slices of tomato
Toasted wheat bread
Both slices lightly covered with miracle whip (not that disgusting lard called mayo)
Bugbear, Lamia and Treant sandwich woohoo!
Behir, Leprechaun and Tentamort.
Demogon and Turin, I believe we are discussing food items here, not bizarre fetish fantasies! ;)
Back on topic, BLTA is definitely an upgrade. Some nice avocado and you don't even need mayo or miracle whip (or tomatoes for that matter).
nice avocado
Paradox. No such thing exists.
Bugbear, Lamia and Treant sandwich woohoo!Behir, Leprechaun and Tentamort.Demogon and Turin, I believe we are discussing food items here, not bizarre fetish fantasies! ;)
Back on topic, BLTA is definitely an upgrade. Some nice avocado and you don't even need mayo or miracle whip (or tomatoes for that matter).
Demogon40's lamia may or may not agree with your assessment of bizarre.
Mine is meat (behir = 'gator/croc meat), condiment/tomato (leprechaun) and lettuce (tentamort). :P
Bugbear, Lamia and Treant sandwich woohoo!Behir, Leprechaun and Tentamort.Demogon and Turin, I believe we are discussing food items here, not bizarre fetish fantasies! ;)
Back on topic, BLTA is definitely an upgrade. Some nice avocado and you don't even need mayo or miracle whip (or tomatoes for that matter).
I could totally see using guacamole in place of mayo.
(And Mirical Whip was mentioned, so not everything we are talking about is a food item)
Why no love for my cabbages?!
I bought a cabbage today: 2,5 kg (around 5.5 lbs). On Sunday it will get shredded and braised.
Drejk’s way would work. I still have never met an unaugmented human that could manage it though….
Assuming real SPAM is really similar in taste, texture and composition to Polish konserwa turystyczna, then I already managed 2/3 of that (but I much prefer ketchup instead of mayo to such sandwich). I hadn't drink Mountan Dew to that yet, however. While Mt. Dew is available in Poland, it is not popular drink here. Coka-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite and 7-Up are much more popular.
Why no love for my cabbages?!I bought a cabbage today: 2,5 kg (around 5.5 lbs). On Sunday it will get shredded and braised.
YAY!
Drejk’s way would work. I still have never met an unaugmented human that could manage it though….Assuming real SPAM is really similar in taste, texture and composition to Polish konserwa turystyczna, then I already managed 2/3 of that (but I much prefer ketchup instead of mayo to such sandwich). I hadn't drink Mountan Dew to that yet, however. While Mt. Dew is available in Poland, it is not popular drink here. Coka-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite and 7-Up are much more popular.
You ate a spam and mayo sandwich and lived through it?! How?! TELL ME THE SECRET TO YOUR INVULNERABILITY!
YAY!Why no love for my cabbages?!I bought a cabbage today: 2,5 kg (around 5.5 lbs). On Sunday it will get shredded and braised.
Double YAY in fact. Today I paid for it 0,85 PLN (less than $0.3) while on Wendsday I bought one for 0,99 PLN (around $0.33) and it weighted 1,8 kg (circa 4 lbs). So the second YAY goes for the reduced price and larger cabbages available. The new one should be enough for five to six servings instead of four like the one I'll finish tomorrow.
I have yet to fall for avocados and the dip made from them. Something about green gooey stuff just doesn't appeal to me...
double the ingredients used in choice 1 and that is a real BLT
+1
Really, just cram as many bacon strips into that sucker as you can, and I'm happy. :)
*GAG*
Only things I've ever liked PB with are jelly, chocolate, and bananas.
Apples...juicy crisp sweet apple slices slathered in PB is the tastiest of the healthiest snacks I know.
Mmm, now my mouth is watering!
Okay, apples I can accept. I don't think I've ever tried it, but I don't think it'll be as gag-inducing as some of the other ideas on the list.
Next time I have apples in the house I'll give it a shot.
Bacon, Lettuce, and Turkey all the way for me.
toss on mayo and cheddar cheese- heat it for the melty goodness and chow down bovine style.
yum.
note: no clue what "suidae" is. suicidal? hrm. confuzzled.
-S
note: no clue what "suidae" is. suicidal? hrm. confuzzled.
Suidae is the biological family pigs belong to.
On another note, just how much bacon do y’all eat in one sitting?!?!
On another note, just how much bacon do y’all eat in one sitting?!?!
This is really a binary question. Is there bacon left? Keep eating.
