Spawn of Cthulhu tries to impregnate our Women

[yellowdingo]

Even dead they is up for sex

[Grand Magus]

The damn thing came in her mouth.

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[Sissyl]

Well, now she can use the sperm patches next time she ovulates. :-)

[Kthulhu]

You crazy kids!

[Klaus van der Kroft]

Good God, man.

[Crimson Jester]

yeah, read that. They have barbs. that is just ...wrong.

[Kryzbyn]

Shoulda swallowed.

What?

[The Jade]

You just kill yourself after something like that.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Why do you think they call them octopus?

[Gark the Goblin]

Fortunately it does not appear to be all that dangerous if you know to have them removed.

Just think of the female squid, though!

[Sissyl]

The female octopus in all likelihood thinks it's awesome to feel the patches stick to her flesh. Sort of... Yeah it was ok, but he didn't have enough sharp patches, so he and I could never be.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I've got a couple homebrew PC races who descended from cephalopods... yeah, I'm leaving this part out of their write-ups.