I'm going to be filling in for a couple months so my DM can take a break and figure out what we're going to do next, so I'm using my old homebrew setting and giving everybody wacky adventures while the DM takes a break.
I need to make 10 modules, and I need progressively stranger ideas for adventures. I can make the adventure myself, I just need an idea to start from. I just need 1 but I'm willing to kick one of the ones I have so far if I get a few I like.
Here's the ones I have so far:
1 goblins! (this is the noob cave. Just a normal goblin hunt)
2 fighting Kobolds from the future on a starship
3 Forest of Sea creatures
4 future and past being meshed together in strange ways. (dinosaur riding cowboys, anybody?)
5 underground tower that is 10 floors going up
6 invading a castle protected by gargoyles (the Disney kind of gargoyle)
7 a dungeon with 10 cubic rooms where gravity can be altered and puzzles based on this
8 ripoff of radical dreamers, complete with serge magil and kidd as enemies
9 some sort of dungeon where you have to change sizes to progress somehow...
And I need more. :P the weirder, the better!
A dungeon composed of plates of "food" on a giant (colossal) dinner table.
Radical Dreamers was badass, I approve anything that references it or its Chrono cousins. Ditto for Gargoyles, someone on these forums actually statted them up as a PC race, if you can find it I remember it being good work.
> A dungeon where everyone becomes undead/gains an elemental affinity/some other easily-applied template as soon as they enter, randomized
> A Periodic table dungeon, with each block representing a room occupied with elementals based off that element (a la Order of the Stick)
> A dungeon where the party swaps bodies with a party of monsters as soon as they enter
> A tiny but modern-esque city occupied by miniscule variants of an otherwise monstrous creature, a la Lungfishopolis from Psychonauts
> A dungeon filled with animated clothing and shaped like an enormous dresser/cabinet/closet
> A territory literally made of money
All I got for now, maybe more later.
A destraught jeweler has made a cubic gate. He hires the party to go get his daughter back. Surprise, the gate puts them in the land of the dead. Everyone who died recently, and everything that's been destroyed are there. When you bring anyone there back, they are undead. His precious daughter is a noble vampire, really blood thirsty.
PS:Stir in some characters from Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters as tolerable.
Radical Dreamers was badass, I approve anything that references it or its Chrono cousins. Ditto for Gargoyles, someone on these forums actually statted them up as a PC race, if you can find it I remember it being good work.
> A dungeon where everyone becomes undead/gains an elemental affinity/some other easily-applied template as soon as they enter, randomized
> A Periodic table dungeon, with each block representing a room occupied with elementals based off that element (a la Order of the Stick)
> A dungeon where the party swaps bodies with a party of monsters as soon as they enter
> A tiny but modern-esque city occupied by miniscule variants of an otherwise monstrous creature, a la Lungfishopolis from Psychonauts
> A dungeon filled with animated clothing and shaped like an enormous dresser/cabinet/closet
> A territory literally made of money
All I got for now, maybe more later.
LOL that is all gold.
A rich guy owns a giant mansion and lives on his own, and recently had a run in with a Mimic that just moved in. He was able to escape and wants to hire exterminators to kill the Mimic for him. Cue shenanigans as the party sunders every table, chair and any other object not nailed down in the house looking for the disguised Mimic.
I had a nice ranch designed where a retired rancher kept herds of venomous animals such as giant wasps, centipeeds, and spiders, to harvest poisons to sell. This was kind of an espionioge encounter where the rance was owned by the government, and where one of the ranchers was a spy from a rival nation trying to both steal poisons and sobotage the operation so that the poisons couldn't be used against them.
Okay I read your post last night before bed and was plagued by dreams of a White Dragon great worm (AGED) the size and temperamental of an old ill mannered house cat. take it or leave it still I think I will use it.
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The Complete Doc Aquatic Brand Percentile Random Adventure Table
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1099340/
This is the answer to your question, TC. I'm particularly fond of all the ones concerning the bored ancient lich.