Well, like,.......
I don't know if you know this, but......
ZOMBIES ATTACK IN MIAMI!!!
I was no where near Miami this weekend, and I have at least 7 people who can verify that.
Aberzombie wrote: I was no where near Miami this weekend, and I have at least 7 people who can verify that. But are they the heartbeat challenged?
Emperor7 wrote: Aberzombie wrote: I was no where near Miami this weekend, and I have at least 7 people who can verify that. But are they the heartbeat challenged? Nah, they are very much alive. At least I think they are.......
Florida has a sizable population of still-living brain donors.
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I'm never leaving my house again, man.
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Ya know, December of this year just keeps getting creepier sounding ...
Adam Daigle wrote: Oh, and...
More zombies.
My bet is Illinois is next.
O.o ... I'd like my six remaining months please ... *shakes fist at Aberzombie*
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: I'm never leaving my house again, man.
That's ok. We make house calls.
Turin the Mad wrote: Ya know, December of this year just keeps getting creepier sounding ... When I offered myself to be devoured by the Great Old Ones this was not what I signed up for!
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Aberzombie wrote: Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: I'm never leaving my house again, man.
That's ok. We make house calls. Heathy has a chimney, right? {continues dressing as Santa Claus}
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Orthos wrote: Turin the Mad wrote: Ya know, December of this year just keeps getting creepier sounding ... When I offered myself to be devoured by the Great Old Ones this was not what I signed up for! Guess it goes to show that They have a sense of humor after all...
Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: I'm never leaving my house again, man.
That's ok. We make house calls. Heathy has a chimney, right? {continues dressing as Santa Claus} *sign pops out of the chimney* "Come on in, it's nice and dark."
Why is everybody eating everybody? Doesn't anybody just shoot people any more?
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Why is everybody eating everybody? Doesn't anybody just shoot people any more? "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"
Instead of virus, maybe it's chemical zombies?
I live nearby A1A so it was a little jarring to see the news. Also hope you don't mind the Resident Evil Music.
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Why is everybody eating everybody? Doesn't anybody just shoot people any more? If this keeps going, maybe they'll go for teeth control laws.
They could outlaw brains that aren't fried in vegetable oil.
And refreshing brains larger than 16 oz.
Mmmmmm.......brainnnnsssss
So the guy wasn't eating his victim's face?
If this is the case he was probably covered in blood of the victim all over his face because he was giving him mouth to mouth and the cops showed up and found him 'eating his face - his mouth and face all covered in blood - and shot him dead...
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