Bardic Music: Songs and Lyrics!

[Leylyn Rhydoc]

"So my player just totally joined a new play-by-post, and he chose me~♪ to be his character! Isn't that just so Totally, Amazingly, Awesome!♥"

"Anyway, I'm a totally chaotic bard that is supposed to randomly brake out into songs and lighten the mood! But my player, gods bless his poor soul, sucks at making up lyrics! So I was thinking... What about a thread with bardic music song and lyrics? So I scrounged the threads, but alas, no luck. So I though, why not make a thread for young aspiring bards who are in need of some songs to sing! Brilliant, huh?"

"So... anyone have any songs they've used or made? I'd be eternally grateful, and your friend forever! And anyone else who would like to use them can too of course! Whole songs, single verses, a little ryme... I'll be happy with anything! And I am sure that others would be too!"

"So, ahhh... Thanks in advance for those of you kind enough to contribute!"

[magikot]

I don't sing, nancy-boy. I command my fellow travelers to put their all into the fight. My oratory skills inspire them to dig deep and overcome, lest they face my wrath and my whip.

But, for you, Nancy, try this song from a minstrel friend of mine.

Bravely, bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burned off
And his penis split and his...

...he never did get to finish his song. Some Ettin chased him off.