I for one eagerly await the arrival of the next b'ak'tun; the current one has been something of a disappointment.
BTW, anyone know how one pronounces those apostrophes?
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When my 2012 calendar expires I will just buy a 2013 one just like I've done for the last 20 years.... I'm assuming the Mayans will do likewise.
If you really believe the world or "time itself" is ending on December 21st, 2012, please deposit all your money into my Paypal account the night before.
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When my 2012 calendar expires I will just buy a 2013 one just like I've done for the last 20 years.... I'm assuming the Mayans will do likewise.
You've been buying 2013 calendars for the last 20 years? Whoa.
I blame the economic crisis for the Time budget cut.
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How do we know that the guy who carved the calender died while he was carving?
Also, Leafar the Lost is a crazy person and probably shouldn't be listened to.
No, you are crazy! There is no escaping this! Time itself will end on 12/21/12! Not even Dr. Who can stop this! The Mayans knew this would happen. Why else would they create a calendar with an end? They knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When my 2012 calendar expires I will just buy a 2013 one just like I've done for the last 20 years.... I'm assuming the Mayans will do likewise.You've been buying 2013 calendars for the last 20 years? Whoa.
I have and it was very difficult to find one... the first one had a flying car on it the one this year has a beat up car from 20 yrs ago due to the economy... weird huh?
All hail Leafar the Lost!
I, too, kneel before the mighty wisdom of Leafar.
I'm snooty, too, so you better get hip to what the smart set is doing. We're always right.
Yes, yes, neophytes, come and seek the succor of Leafar the Loved! Bask in his radiance! Genuflect before his presence! Only Leafar can save you now!
Now, come one, come all, follow me, to the Promised Land, to the Don't Reply to This Thread thread!
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If you really believe the world or "time itself" is ending on December 21st, 2012, please deposit all your money into my Paypal account the night before.
RISE, DARTH BOREHD, YOU SHALL SERVE ME WELL IN THE REALM BEYOND TIME!!!
The world already ended, Your living in a Space Time Continuum called... The Nexus. Now be a good boy and run off to find James T Kirk and Jon Luc Picard as they might be able to save you, but not likely.
Why do we need to find Kirk or Picard to save us? Leafar the Lost is already here.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ALL HAIL LEAFAR THE LOST!!!!!!!!
No, you are crazy! There is no escaping this! Time itself will end on 12/21/12! Not even Dr. Who can stop this! The Mayans knew this would happen. Why else would they create a calendar with an end? They knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How do we know that the guy who carved the calender died while he was carving?
Also, Leafar the Lost is a crazy person and probably shouldn't be listened to.
Woah, this is some Grade A crazy here. Step back people, you don't want any crazy to rub off on you.
If you really believe the world or "time itself" is ending on December 21st, 2012, please deposit all your money into my Paypal account the night before.RISE, DARTH BOREHD, YOU SHALL SERVE ME WELL IN THE REALM BEYOND TIME!!!
Lol, you don't even realize he was making fun of you.
Lol, you don't even realize he was making fun of you.If you really believe the world or "time itself" is ending on December 21st, 2012, please deposit all your money into my Paypal account the night before.RISE, DARTH BOREHD, YOU SHALL SERVE ME WELL IN THE REALM BEYOND TIME!!!
No dude, he totally wasn't.
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If you really believe the world or "time itself" is ending on December 21st, 2012, please deposit all your money into my Paypal account the night before.
hey! That's MY birthday money! It belongs to me!
No, you are crazy! There is no escaping this! Time itself will end on 12/21/12! Not even Dr. Who can stop this! The Mayans knew this would happen. Why else would they create a calendar with an end? They knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your persistence is commendable, but I still don't believe you exist.
Also, you are the loudest imaginary friend I've ever had.
Stop referring to my Lord and Master as imaginary. It hurts his feelings.
Also, to all Leafar naysayers, I offer you a choice: auto-da-fe or auto-asphyxiation.
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
therefore, there is no end to time.
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
therefore, there is no end to time.
I agree, Time is just our distorted perception of the 4th dimension.
Does the 4th dimension implode? No problem, we've still got 1st, 2nd and 3rd dimension. Let's simplify!!
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
therefore, there is no end to time.I agree, Time is just our distorted perception of the 4th dimension.
Does the 4th dimension implode? No problem, we've still got 1st, 2nd and 3rd dimension. Let's simplify!!
No! continue on to the fifth dimension! That is the door to the new age.
I've been operating in the sixth dimension the whole time!
........... I want five minutes of my life back.
........... I want five minutes of my life back.
Don't we all.
Time keeps on slippin' (slippin', slippin') into the future...
........... I want five minutes of my life back.
Too bad! With the planet's approaching demise, time is at a premium!
Unless . . . you'd like to "acquire" some.
........... I want five minutes of my life back.
No guarantee you'll get it back, but here's a golden oldie that never leaves me bored.
I heard that Thom Yorke's eyes are all messed up because he gazed upon Leafar in all of His divine glory!
He probably got eyestrain trying to see an imaginary delusional fake deity.
I'm not sure I believe in gravity either.
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Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
therefore, there is no end to time.I agree, Time is just our distorted perception of the 4th dimension.
Does the 4th dimension implode? No problem, we've still got 1st, 2nd and 3rd dimension. Let's simplify!!
3 dimensional beings cannot perceive the 4th dimension. When I and my followers go to the Realm Beyond Time, you will not be able to see us. Of course, it won't really matter anyway since the world will end, so just ignore this bit...
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I agree with Wolfie. I don't think Lanfear exists he is just a made up creation of Doddlebug. So Doodlebug get back to work Lanfear does not even exist you just made him up to get out of work. Back to the register for you.
I agree with myself. I don't think Gruumash exists. He has to be someone's idea of a sick joke. There is no way he is an Orc God. He is more like a Dork God. I will call him Dorkmash instead. By the way, the world is ending on December 21, 2012...
"Dorkmash"--hee hee!
I agree with Wolfie. I don't think Lanfear exists he is just a made up creation of Doddlebug. So Doodlebug get back to work Lanfear does not even exist you just made him up to get out of work. Back to the register for you.I agree with myself. I don't think Gruumash exists. He has to be someone's idea of a sick joke. There is no way he is an Orc God. He is more like a Dork God. I will call him Dorkmash instead. By the way, the world is ending on December 21, 2012...
Hey, no need to call people names, Leafar. You're not very nice for a figment, are you?
{scribbles} Hey look, I just drew a calendar for January 2013! That means 12/21/12 isn't the end! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I am sure that no matter what happens on 12/21/12, my faith in Lord Leafar will never falter.
I am sure that no matter what happens on 12/21/12, my faith in Lord Leafar will never falter.
What happens if you run out of Pineapple Express?
Then my Lord and savior shall grow me more.
[Falls on knees, while self-flagellating]
This thread needs less Leafar.
I disagree.
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This thread needs less Leafar.
This thread needs less thread.
This thread needs less Leafar.This thread needs less thread.
True.
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This thread needs less Leafar.
No one is forcing you to post here! I am trying to help others by informing them that the world is ending on December 21, 2012. You should first apologize to me, then to the others on this thread, and finally to whatever God you worship. Of course, the apology isn't the end, but just the beginning of the path to forgiveness...
I'm still awaiting an apology from the filty heathens, master.
I know with out a doubt that it will be the end of the world as I know it... I have a can of SPAM that expires on that day.. Oh I am sorry POTTED MEAT PRODUCT!!! ick....
You can be such a dink, Dinkster.
It's ok folks, the good people of Tumblr have figured this out. The Mayans were just counting down to The Hobbit movie.
Blasphemy against fictional deities for fun and profit. :)