The End of the Mayan Calendar on December 21, 2012 Thread!


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Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:
I'm still awaiting an apology from the filty heathens, master.

They will never apologize. They will want to when they see the End come, on December 21, 2012, but on that Last Day it will be too late. They will be begging for forgiveness, but we will be long gone, so there will be no one left to apologize too...


Just me, Monica Bellucci and You, my Lord.

[Sighs contentedly]


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NyanPocalypse Now "The horror... the horror..."


Nyan Cat wrote:
NyanPocalypse Now "The horror... the horror..."

Some day this world's gonna end.


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I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now (1979)


Hey, Leafar isn't lost! I found him- {points} right there!


What are they going to say about Leafar, man? That he was a kind man. That he was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshiznit, man!

They'll all be gone!


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Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:

What are they going to say about Leafar, man? That he was a kind man. That he was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshiznit, man!

They'll all be gone!

The horror...the horror...


So...we are all going to party like it's 1999?

Prince could use the royalties.


I'm really confident I picked the right religion. That's the key to a happy hereafter.

Pick the wrong one, and you're borked!


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A Snooty Gnome wrote:

I'm really confident I picked the right religion. That's the key to a happy hereafter.

Pick the wrong one, and you're borked!

Are you a Mormon? Because according to South Park Mormonism is the "right" religion.


As the day in question is my birthday, I fully invite any and all who wish to sign over their worldly possessions to me to do so.


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Freehold DM wrote:
As the day in question is my birthday, I fully invite any and all who wish to sign over their worldly possessions to me to do so.

Completely unneccessary, as I plan on taking them with me...


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Journalist Lawrence Joseph forecasts widespread catastrophe in Apocalypse 2012: A Scientific Investigation Into Civilization's End. Spiritual healer Andrew Smith predicts a restoration of a "true balance between Divine Feminine and Masculine" in The Revolution of 2012: Vol. 1, The Preparation. In 2012, Daniel Pinchbeck anticipates a "change in the nature of consciousness," assisted by indigenous insights and psychedelic drug use. G. Jeffrey MacDonald, USA Today, 3/27/2007

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Ah Doddlebug you certainly are hamming this thing up. What an imagination you have.

Now as fer being an Orc god yuppers that is me.

No need to take your belongings with you either you can just leave them at the door on your way out of our world on your way to the "Other Special World" you have prepared.

I am guessing that Dec 21 2012 is the day that Doodlebug will reveal that he and Lanfear are the same person and Lanfear the Lost will go away forever. At least we can hope for such things.


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We can only hope that Doodlebug will give up this persona.


Like Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys, I, too, am starting to wonder if Leafar is a figment of my imagination. My own personal Tyler Durden, if you will. Hmmm. I wonder if this means I'll get to hang out with Madeleine Stowe or Helena Bonham Carter?


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I'm not sure you want to be with someone who has done so many movies with Johnny Depp.


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On 12/21/2012 He will return to destroy the world, and all will be revealed. However, I am not Doodlebug. That I can reveal now. It's actually really funny that some of you believe that. It really is...


First, I would be delighted to spend some time with Mrs. Tim Burton.

Second, [genuflects in front of Leafar the Loved] All praise Leafar!


Leafar the Lost wrote:
On 12/21/2012 He will return to destroy the world, and all will be revealed. However, I am not Doodlebug. That I can reveal now. It's actually really funny that some of you believe that. It really is...

As it's likely the rest of us except Doodlebug (aka Henry Bemis) are all already dead, it seems like you are being a rather poor sport, Leafar, to harangue and taunt us. Be a good sport and help us to help Doodlebug remember were he stashed that endless dimebag of Longbottom Leaf, so we figments can all chill out together.


Aw, he'll never remember that, that's the whole problem with the endless dimebag!

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I would say you get to mang out with Madeliene Stowe, also I will give you Monica's new number if you relent and tell come clean. Or mayhaps you can't? because you don't know yourself that he is just a creation from the recesses of your dark mind.

Honestly I don't care too much I just want to stop the Lanfear personal messages trying to tell me he is not Doodlebug.


I'd be happy "to mang out" with Madeleine Stowe, as well, of course.

And I could care less about that hussy, Monica Bellucci. I'm done with her.

And I'm not sure how my Lord and Master is going to feel about this Ambrosia Slaadian heresy, so I'll wait for his holy word on the matter.

Finally, it doesn't matter where I left the endless dimebag, because Leafar will just make me more. And that's why I say

Hail Leafar!


OMG Y2K IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!.......wait what ones was this thread about again?


Free yourself Doodlebug. Only you can do it. Free us all.


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THOU SHALL WORSHIP NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME! YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM LEAFAR! I HAVE SPOKEN!


I guess using all capitals makes you more important ... or something?

You are working very hard to prove something... Not sure what though.


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"The Golden God" wrote:

I guess using all capitals makes you more important ... or something?

You are working very hard to prove something... Not sure what though.

That deep down inside, he's a bold capitalist?


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Laugh it up, heathens and apostates, but come December 21, 2012 you're going to wish you could read our all-capitals posts!

ALL PRAISE LEAFAR!


I hope we end up in the Rifts timeline...that would be cool, and our government is heading the Coalition way right now anyway....I wanna be a Ley Line Walker...


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"The Golden God" wrote:

I guess using all capitals makes you more important ... or something?

You are working very hard to prove something... Not sure what though.

I don't need to prove anything demigod! I will see you at the Graveyard of the Gods, were you will pay dearly for defying me!


Leafar the Lost, do you have an army of Sleestak and enslaved Pakuni at your command? Did you ever let the Marshalls go home?


Ah poor Doodlebug again posting as his darker half Leafear.

You can free yourself from this burden Anklebiter we can help you. You need only ask.


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"The Golden God" wrote:

Ah poor Doodlebug again posting as his darker half Leafear.

You can free yourself from this burden Anklebiter we can help you. You need only ask.

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek; and you shall find; knock and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. Book of Leafar 7:7-8


I didn't prepare knock this morning :(

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I wonder, who wouldn't want an collapse on some level, as long as it's manageable (i.e. no nuclear war). Maybe not for real, but sometimes as a nice fantasy.

Before you say no, think about it.

You no longer need to make your student loan payment, your car payment or house payment. No taxes for awhile at least etc.

Lots of space is freed up. This allows you to experiment with living in ways you want rather than the way the pressures around you force you to live. Basically, you get a lot of freedom to re-invent yourself.

Reshuffleing of the social order. Your brother the lawyer who looks down his nose at you is no longer able to do this. Basically, a lot of self satisfied and often snobby people can no longer be self satisfied any longer.

Lot less pollution, again provided it's 'manageable'.

Also, all the problems that seem to be hanging over this world are done, like overpopulation, traffic, pollution, big wars no longer threaten the survivors. That, in a way, is a huge relief.


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Xaaon of Korvosa wrote:
I hope we end up in the Rifts timeline...that would be cool, and our government is heading the Coalition way right now anyway....I wanna be a Ley Line Walker...

I, alas, have never played Rifts, but I've heard a lot about this Coalition. Regardless, if you have any hopes of ever achieving your goal of walking ley lines, you should put your faith in Leafar.

'Tis true.


Mayans have constantly denied 2012 as the end of time. They said end of an era, but that isn't the same.


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Kerney wrote:

I wonder, who wouldn't want an collapse on some level, as long as it's manageable (i.e. no nuclear war). Maybe not for real, but sometimes as a nice fantasy.

Before you say no, think about it.

You no longer need to make your student loan payment, your car payment or house payment. No taxes for awhile at least etc.

Even better, Kerney, will be a future of endless bliss, as promised by Leafar to his faithful. On the Day When All This Shall Cease, I get an endless dimebag, Emma Caulfield as my own personal foot-washer and a never-ending D&D game. What shalt my Lord Leafar grant unto thee? Thou needst but ask.


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Marthian wrote:
Mayans have constantly denied 2012 as the end of time. They said end of an era, but that isn't the same.

The Mayans are lying to you...they know better.


Walk out from the wilderness Doodlebug and like the prodigal son you will be welcomed with open arms. Save yourself and Emma Caulfield as well while you are at it.

Here is my hand reach out and take it and I can help you be free.


So does that mean you will stop with the fan mail and hanging around my apartment?

Or perhaps you will return the phone that you "borrowed" It was an iphone 4S.

I guess you are no longer going to head up that web page dedicated to me either?


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THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO SALVATION EXCEPT THROUGH ME! TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!


{takes proffered mannequin hand chained to a cinderblock} Is this the key to salvation or the gas station bathroom?


Leafar the Lost wrote:
Marthian wrote:
Mayans have constantly denied 2012 as the end of time. They said end of an era, but that isn't the same.
The Mayans are lying to you...they know better.

And how do you come up with that? The media lies to you on a constant basis anyways.


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Marthian wrote:
Leafar the Lost wrote:
Marthian wrote:
Mayans have constantly denied 2012 as the end of time. They said end of an era, but that isn't the same.
The Mayans are lying to you...they know better.
And how do you come up with that? The media lies to you on a constant basis anyways.

I know the Mayans lie, because I was there when they created their calendar. They know damn well that 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, and EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!


Mr. Leafear we are going to need to access a fine here you are pretending to be two seperate entities and you have only paid for. If you continue to pretend that you and Doodlebug are indeed seperate then we will require you pay for that right as well as the fines accessed. Which I am caculating out to be 1,200,000,000.00 American dollars. You can pay for that in installments cash only. Contact us with billing information.

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Kerney wrote:

I wonder, who wouldn't want an collapse on some level, as long as it's manageable (i.e. no nuclear war). Maybe not for real, but sometimes as a nice fantasy.

Before you say no, think about it.

You assume that you would be one of the survivors. By no means a given.

Kerney wrote:
You no longer need to make your student loan payment, your car payment or house payment. No taxes for awhile at least etc.

But, also no Police, no Firefighters, no Hospitals, no Paramedics, ... for that matter, no Supermarket, no Water, no Sanitation, no Electricty, no Phones, etc.

Kerney wrote:
Lots of space is freed up. This allows you to experiment with living in ways you want rather than the way the pressures around you force you to live. Basically, you get a lot of freedom to re-invent yourself.

Yes, but there would be a LOT of corpse to deal with. (And if we don't all that rotting flesh will spawn diseases.)

Kerney wrote:
Reshuffleing of the social order. Your brother the lawyer who looks down his nose at you is no longer able to do this. Basically, a lot of self satisfied and often snobby people can no longer be self satisfied any longer.

Yes, now the people on top will be thugs with weapons and the willingness to use them. They will not have as much of a food or water shortage - because they would be willing to take from others.

Lot less pollution, again provided it's 'manageable'.

Kerney wrote:
Also, all the problems that seem to be hanging over this world are done, like overpopulation, traffic, pollution, big wars no longer threaten the survivors. That, in a way, is a huge relief.

But, as I am pointing out, the new problems would likely be worse.


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Office of Redunancy wrote:
Mr. Leafear we are going to need to access a fine here you are pretending to be two seperate entities and you have only paid for. If you continue to pretend that you and Doodlebug are indeed seperate then we will require you pay for that right as well as the fines accessed. Which I am caculating out to be 1,200,000,000.00 American dollars. You can pay for that in installments cash only. Contact us with billing information.

Please send me the fine as soon as possible, so I can wipe my a$$ with it...

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