Dwarven Wedding Toast


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So my best friend is getting married and I would like to give him a dwarven wedding toast since he loves dwarves but idk dwarves too well so I thought I would ask the RP community on some advice for one.


I'd have to think it out, but some kind of sexual innuendo playing on "forging steel" should be in there.

By Moradin's hammer!


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As a veteran groomsman of many friends' weddings, and as a man who has just hit his 12th Anniversary (yesterday, as a matter of fact), I feel I must caution you against this.

I have to ask, does the bride-to-be like dwarves? Is she a player? Will her parents/family/friends/bridesmaids understand what is happening? How about the groom's grandmother?

Think about these things, then ask yourself if this is still a good idea. If the answer is "yes, it is a total gamer wedding," then have at it.

Otherwise... I would say keep this for the bachelor party.

Shadow Lodge

Bruunwald wrote:

As a veteran groomsman of many friends' weddings, and as a man who has just hit his 12th Anniversary (yesterday, as a matter of fact), I feel I must caution you against this.

I have to ask, does the bride-to-be like dwarves? Is she a player? Will her parents/family/friends/bridesmaids understand what is happening? How about the groom's grandmother?

Think about these things, then ask yourself if this is still a good idea. If the answer is "yes, it is a total gamer wedding," then have at it.

Otherwise... I would say keep this for the bachelor party.

Thanks for the advice. I decided to end my toast with "down the hatch for a perfect match"

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