7 Billion People


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The United Nations declared Monday, Oct. 31 2011 the day that the world's
population officially surpasses 7 billion.

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Were did they all come from?? I'm quite sure there were not this many people around a few decades ago.

The must be arriving from space.

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http://7billionactions.org/


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Grand Magus wrote:

The United Nations declared Monday, Oct. 31 2011 the day that the world's

population officially surpasses 7 billion.

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Were did they all come from?? I'm quite sure there were not this many people around a few decades ago.

The must be arriving from space.

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http://7billionactions.org/

In a related story, stork population found to be on the verge of exhaustive collapse.

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It is time to thin the herd.

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Time to open the stargate and colonize other worlds.

Or just move the entire population into Texas. Yeah we will be crammed in as if it was New York city, but we will all fit.


Two words: long pork.

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TOZ wrote:
It is time to thin the herd.

Finally, our first volunteer!


This number is so much easier to calculate with. I could never remember if it was 6.9 billion, or what.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Two words: long pork.

Lets not.

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NPR on how to visualize it all

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GeraintElberion wrote:
TOZ wrote:
It is time to thin the herd.
Finally, our first volunteer!

I shall be your angel of mercy.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Two words: long pork.
Lets not.

Oh, tish tosh. Now roll around in some coriander and cinnamon before taking a long, hot relaxing soak in tub with chopped up carrots, celery and potatoes floating in it. And, oh yeah, would you mind waxing your legs and ass before hand? Thanks.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Two words: long pork.
Lets not.
Oh, tish tosh. Now roll around in some coriander and cinnamon before taking a long, hot relaxing soak in tub with chopped up carrots, celery and potatoes floating in it. And, oh yeah, would you mind waxing your legs and ass before hand? Thanks.

There are some images I do not need, thank you.

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Uncle Jimbo: "You see, boys, if a species becomes too common, they'll use up all their food and starve to death. So you see, in order to save their lives, we have to kill them."
Stan: "OK, I guess that makes sense."
Uncle Jimbo: "THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS!" (excessive gunfire)

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Grand Magus wrote:
...Where did they all come from?? I'm quite sure there were not this many people around a few decades ago...

*blush* *stammer* Well, uh, you see Grand Magus, when... when 3 billion men love 3 billion women very, very much...


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I just heard on the TV news that if you eat too much black liquorish
for 2 weeks it will cause heart failure.


Freehold DM wrote:
Oh, tish tosh. Now roll around in some coriander and cinnamon before taking a long, hot relaxing soak in tub with chopped up carrots, celery and potatoes floating in it. And, oh yeah, would you mind waxing your legs and ass before hand? Thanks.
Crimson Jester wrote:
There are some images I do not need, thank you.

Damn Vegans.

There's the problem - a person who is too squeamish to eat his fellow man for the good of society at large. Pure selfishness.


I don't see the problem. There were already six billion of us not that long ago. What's another billion between friends? If we were talking Wall Street and money, no one would be complaining...oh, wait.


Grand Magus wrote:


I just heard on the TV news that if you eat too much black liquorish
for 2 weeks it will cause heart failure.

The solution is fennel for the fennel god.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Two words: long pork.
Lets not.
Oh, tish tosh. Now roll around in some coriander and cinnamon before taking a long, hot relaxing soak in tub with chopped up carrots, celery and potatoes floating in it. And, oh yeah, would you mind waxing your legs and ass before hand? Thanks.

There are some images I do not need, thank you.

Even if you don't need the image CJ I know a few websites that can help if you change your mind, waxed and all.

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Steven Tindall wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Two words: long pork.
Lets not.
Oh, tish tosh. Now roll around in some coriander and cinnamon before taking a long, hot relaxing soak in tub with chopped up carrots, celery and potatoes floating in it. And, oh yeah, would you mind waxing your legs and ass before hand? Thanks.

There are some images I do not need, thank you.

Even if you don't need the image CJ I know a few websites that can help if you change your mind, waxed and all.

I am disgusted and yet curious at the same time.


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:


Even if you don't need the image CJ I know a few websites that can help if you change your mind, waxed and all.

I am disgusted and yet curious at the same time.

Goblins do it in the street--with protection!

Yes, there's definitely too, too many humans on this world, breathing up all our air, eating our frozen pizzas and playing our video games.

Pinkskins out! Long live the goblins!

Vive le Galt!

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Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:


Even if you don't need the image CJ I know a few websites that can help if you change your mind, waxed and all.

I am disgusted and yet curious at the same time.

Goblins do it in the street--with protection!

Yes, there's definitely too, too many humans on this world, breathing up all our air, eating our frozen pizzas and playing our video games.

Pinkskins out! Long live the goblins!

Vive le Galt!

or as my sons shirt says "Save the earth, it is the only planet with video games!"


Your son sounds like a precocious young man who will grow into a very wise jester.

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Your son sounds like a precocious young man who will grow into a very wise jester.

boy needs a hair cut. plus he is now taller than me.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Your son sounds like a precocious young man who will grow into a very wise jester.
boy needs a hair cut. plus he is now taller than me.

Dem hippies.

Dued, you should try these pills. They are, like, totally trippy, AND they chemically de-sex you!

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