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Although I'm enthusiastic about the people of the Middle East bringing down their own dictators (however gruesomely), I feel like America punched a tar baby by getting involved in the Middle East at all (anybody remember Brer Rabbit & the Tar Baby?) Try to interfere? You'll anger the locals. Try to avoid interfering? Ooo, that riled them even more.

It wouldn't be so bad if we had good intentions, humane methods or a brilliant master plan. I give us a C- for 'good intentions', but on the other two we've got nothing. (Unfortunately, due to government cutbacks, our most brilliant minds stopped working on international and economic policy, and are instead working for private businesses, trying to deduce how to sell more panty hose and IPods to a population that is now underemployed and has no discretionary income.)

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Lincoln Hills wrote:
(anybody remember Brer Rabbit & the Tar Baby?)

No, and neither do you.

Remembering those characters, let alone talking about them, is enough to get a visit from the Politically Correct Police.

So I don't remember Brer Rabbit and his whacky adventures born and bred in the briarpatch, and neither do you...! :p


B'rer Rabbit and friends probably derived from Cherokee mythology. When the stories came into contact with American slaves, the similarities between B'rer Rabbit and African trickster spirits was obvious, and the stories got amalagamated into Afro-American folklore.

Joel Chandler Harris was a Reconstruction-era journalist who was a proponent of racial reconciliation and his family were later active in the fight against the Ku Klux Klan. While his Uncle Remus books can be criticized as just simply passing along folktales under his own name, that was quite a common phenom back in those days.

As for the Tar Baby, the term, of course, has gone down as a racist slur, and that's unfortunate, because, of course, B'rer Rabbit is the stand-in for black folk in those stories.

It's been years since I've seen Songs from the South, so I will leave considerations of that film out of this post.

As for the Middle East, yeah, US troops out now!


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
As for the Tar Baby, the term, of course, has gone down as a racist slur, and that's unfortunate, because, of course, B'rer Rabbit is the stand-in for black folk in those stories.

Sure, but things like truth, common sense, and comprehension are the first casualties of a humourless society that lloks to find slight an insult in everything.

Baa baa rainbow sheep indeed.


Shifty wrote:


Sure, but things like truth, common sense, and comprehension are the first casualties of a humourless society that lloks to find slight an insult in everything.

Baa baa rainbow sheep indeed.

I wasn't intending to disagree with you; I just get upset when people ignorantly lump in the B'rer Rabbit stories with all of the other racist trash (not saying you were, just saying).

The phrase "Uncle Tom", too, is a slight to Harriet Beecher Stowe and her characters. Allegedly, somewhere in Germany (Berlin?) there's a railstation named "Uncle Tom's Cabin" or something like that.

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Shifty wrote:


Baa baa rainbow sheep indeed.

Who you calling gay?!


TOZ wrote:
Who you calling gay?!

Pffft it was clearly a racial slur against the Norse, making fun of their culture customs and traditional folk tales of Bifrost the rainbow bridge.

I expect swift censure and sternly worded requests some time soon, admonishing me for my insensitivity.


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
I wasn't intending to disagree with you;

Oh no its ok, I was just pre-empting the poorly informed and often quite ignorant thought-Police to crash the scene pushing their own agenda and implying we are all haters :p

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Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Mister Bluebird on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actch'll
Ev'rything is satisfactch'll
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!


The reference to having a Bluebird on your shoulder is an obvious slur on the Varisian people and our habit of tattooing our bodies.This feeble attempt to link us with tricksters such as Brer Rabbit is obviously part of the continuing anti Varisian agenda on these boards


Needs more senile


Varisian Anti-Defamation League wrote:
This feeble attempt to link us with tricksters such as Brer Rabbit is obviously part of the continuing anti Varisian agenda on these boards

I'd be happy to support the brother from Varisia in his struggle against Chelish imperialist encroachment, but I have to ask: when is the VADL going to take a stand for goblin rights?

Human, goblin, black, white,
Same struggle, same fight!

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hmm kick them when they are down.

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I vote A


Shifty wrote:
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
As for the Tar Baby, the term, of course, has gone down as a racist slur, and that's unfortunate, because, of course, B'rer Rabbit is the stand-in for black folk in those stories.

Sure, but things like truth, common sense, and comprehension are the first casualties of a humourless society that lloks to find slight an insult in everything.

Baa baa rainbow sheep indeed.

common sense is more than a bit of a fallacy, as we all have different experiences and points of view on things. Your thoughts on those who would use the term for more bigoted reasons?


Freehold DM wrote:
common sense is more than a bit of a fallacy

Common sense denier!

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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
Varisian Anti-Defamation League wrote:
This feeble attempt to link us with tricksters such as Brer Rabbit is obviously part of the continuing anti Varisian agenda on these boards

I'd be happy to support the brother from Varisia in his struggle against Chelish imperialist encroachment, but I have to ask: when is the VADL going to take a stand for goblin rights?

Human, goblin, black, white,
Same struggle, same fight!

Bah!

I have met my share of Goblins, and I know how to treat them!


Lord Fyre wrote:


Bah!
I have met my share of Goblins, and I know how to treat them!

You see?

Instead of picking on JCH, why doesn't anyone go after this sort of racist trash?

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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:


Bah!
I have met my share of Goblins, and I know how to treat them!

You see?

Instead of picking on JCH, why doesn't anyone go after this sort of racist trash?

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

My, oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Mister Bluebird on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actch'll
Ev'rything is satisfactch'll
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

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Darkjoy wrote:
I vote A

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Everybody and their brother just keeps throwing plastic bags away. What, do they think magical freakin' leprechauns who eat plastic bags live in the shrubbery? You know how many stupid little kids lose their helium balloons on a daily basis? Right now there are huge honking permanent islands of that sort of crap caught in the tidal whirls of the Pacific! You remember that old installment of 'Savage Tide' where the PCs' ship get caught in a sargasso? It's like that, except with Pampers instead of sargasso.

Way I see it, if global warming is going to sink the permanent land anyway, I should beat the rush, get out to one of those trash islands and claim it as my own sovereign nation. Hire a few people to hang out there on boats while we wait for the rest of humanity to throw enough crap in the sea for us to stand on the Glorious Realm of Polystyrenea, and then we can get a seat at the UN. What? They're out in international waters (which conveniently means nobody has to clean them up), so they're up for grabs!

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Varisian Anti-Defamation League wrote:
The reference to having a Bluebird on your shoulder is an obvious slur on the Varisian people and our habit of tattooing our bodies.This feeble attempt to link us with tricksters such as Brer Rabbit is obviously part of the continuing anti Varisian agenda on these boards

You, sir, are quite wrong, and show your obvious lack of intelligence and literacy.

The bluebird on the shoulder is obviously a reference to the Glorious People's Republic of Andora, the 'zip' the sound made by tearing free of the decadent and obsolete Chelaxian Empire, and/or in some variants of the rhyme, the sound of a blade across the neck of our deluded, so-called former 'masters'. The 'sunshine' being the waves of enlightenment, swelling the breast of all noble and right-thinking people, still temporarily living under tyranny and despotism.


I vote B.


Dangleberry Tagnut wrote:
The 'sunshine' being the waves of enlightenment, swelling the breast of all noble and right-thinking people, still temporarily living under tyranny and despotism.

Vive la Galt!

Also:

Free Leonard Peltier!

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Freehold DM wrote:
I vote B.

You have selected B: Leonard Peltier's In Jail and Michael Vick Isn't.

Okay, look. Nobody's denying Peltier was there, on the scene, with a gun in his hands - but so was every male tribesman they could round up. And nobody's denying that you do not, repeat do not, shoot at FBI agents. But it's not enough to say "We know an Indian did it, and you're an Indian, so it's jail for life for you!" America doesn't work like that! Well, OK, apparently it doesn't work like that if you're white.

And Michael Vick? "Gee, sorry to hear you wound up in jail for massive animal neglect for profit, habitual animal abuse resulting in death, illegal gambling, money laundering and God knows what: here's your jersey and your new multi-million dollar contract back." What a great country! If you're really good at carrying a ball, you can commit repeated perjury on top of your mountain of other charges, get a slap on the wrist, and then have drunken idiots cheer when you walk into a stadium.

Hey Leonard! Can we give Michael your cell??

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D ... definately D

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Lincoln Hills wrote:


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a clone!? its been so long! captures, processes clone

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You have selected D: Come On, Hollywood, You Couldn't Think Of Anything Better Than A Reboot of "Bionic Woman"?

Now look, I'm the last guy to deny that sometimes a TV show gets cancelled while there's still a lot of potential entertainment to be mined from it. And there are a few TV shows I'd have loved to see more of - The Muppet Show, for example, or Firefly. (Although not both together, that would be too weird.) Even Knight Rider, although I openly admit I'm in a small minority for that one.

So why is it that Hollywood inevitably settles on the lamest, most played-out, trite, godawful TV shows to strap to the slab and run some lightning through? Here's a hint, you clods: You're not creating new life from lifeless flesh, you're unleashing a monster upon the hapless villagers! Look at this - there's the A-Team, G I Joe, the Bionic Woman, Beverly Hills 90210 - what, are these guys swimming in cocaine? I grant you, coming up with original TV premises is hard, but it's not like the "name recognition" of My Mother The Car is gonna draw crowds!

And then when you do allow some originality onto the screen, your executives strangle it in the cradle! (snif) Did I mention I miss Firefly? The only good news is, it wasn't around long enough for Joss to leave the show and some utter hack to ruin it by turning Inara into a cyborg and Book into a chain-smoking mercenary with a scar across one eye.

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A!


A as well

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check again oh blind DM.

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You have selected A: Wiping Off The Contaminants Is Not Enough, Food-Packing Industry

I'm not picking on any one political party when I complain that the Food & Drug Administration has become a joke. It's not the fault of the dedicated employees of the FDA (those that haven't been downsized): it's the fault of industrial agriculture and its lobbyists. Do you remember a time before yearly salmonella and e. coli outbreaks? Those outbreaks aren't a random statistical cluster, they're the direct results of undermining your safety for higher profits! You better hope the price of flour doesn't double, or they'll be bulking it out with roofing plaster!

Look, I'm not going to get into the shocking reduction of FDA enforcement in, say, meat-packing plants. It's incredibly repugnant and it's all covered by certain books (as well as the documentary Food Inc., although I advise you not to eat before you sit down to watch it). My point is that the people who have financial reasons to want to ignore potential contamination in the foods they make have a lobbyist, and we poor saps who are dumb enough to assume anything in Saran-Wrap must be safe don't! Oh, we vote, but that only matters every two, four or six years - while those lobbyists are around every day, offering superb lunches that - by a strange coincidence - never, ever include contaminated food.

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Lincoln Hills wrote:

You have selected A: Wiping Off The Contaminants Is Not Enough, Food-Packing Industry

I'm not picking on any one political party when I complain that the Food & Drug Administration has become a joke. It's not the fault of the dedicated employees of the FDA (those that haven't been downsized): it's the fault of industrial agriculture and its lobbyists. Do you remember a time before yearly salmonella and e. coli outbreaks? Those outbreaks aren't a random statistical cluster, they're the direct results of undermining your safety for higher profits! You better hope the price of flour doesn't double, or they'll be bulking it out with roofing plaster!

Look, I'm not going to get into the shocking reduction of FDA enforcement in, say, meat-packing plants. It's incredibly repugnant and it's all covered by certain books (as well as the documentary Food Inc., although I advise you not to eat before you sit down to watch it). My point is that the people who have financial reasons to want to ignore potential contamination in the foods they make have a lobbyist, and we poor saps who are dumb enough to assume anything in Saran-Wrap must be safe don't! Oh, we vote, but that only matters every two, four or six years - while those lobbyists are around every day, offering superb lunches that - by a strange coincidence - never, ever include contaminated food.

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Uhh...B?


This is the new best thread EVER.

and I second B


Dangleberry Tagnut wrote:
Varisian Anti-Defamation League wrote:
The reference to having a Bluebird on your shoulder is an obvious slur on the Varisian people and our habit of tattooing our bodies.This feeble attempt to link us with tricksters such as Brer Rabbit is obviously part of the continuing anti Varisian agenda on these boards

You, sir, are quite wrong, and show your obvious lack of intelligence and literacy.

The bluebird on the shoulder is obviously a reference to the Glorious People's Republic of Andora, the 'zip' the sound made by tearing free of the decadent and obsolete Chelaxian Empire, and/or in some variants of the rhyme, the sound of a blade across the neck of our deluded, so-called former 'masters'. The 'sunshine' being the waves of enlightenment, swelling the breast of all noble and right-thinking people, still temporarily living under tyranny and despotism.

And referring to Varisians as lacking in education and being illiterate is not defamatory? We don't need another bunch of southerners coming up here telling us how things would be much better under their 'enlightened rule' in the end your just another bunch of proto- imperialists looking for somewhere to colonise..just ask the Arcadian natives if you doubt my words

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You have selected B: How Kansas' Biggest Employer Is Stealing From YOU.

Sometimes, something is so evil that you just have to applaud. Let's say you run a large corporate chain store that we'll call Nameless-Mart. You build a few stores in a given geographic area, and then raise your prices outside that area to cover the cost of dropping them like a rock within your target zone. In a year or two, all your competitors (and definitely all the small businesses!) in the target area will relocate or drop out. Now your chain store A) has no competition and B) is the primary employer in all the land! And now your prices can go as high as you like - who's to stop you?

Ruthless, but not technically "theft"... so far. Here's where the theft comes in. Your Nameless-Mart doesn't believe in full-time employees with all their "rights" and "insurance": 99% of its employees are temporary and part-time. This forces the employees to apply for government assistance or starve - and remember, your employees have to shop at your store now because all your competitors ran away, so you're getting a lot of that money back immediately! Then you can fire them - remember, they're disposable - compelling them to also tap the government for unemployment money, which they still spend at your store! You string them along til their unemployment's almost up, then allow them back into your Big Happy Family so they can go back to a crappy wage supplemented by welfare. You can repeat the cycle forever!

The kicker is, all that welfare and unemployment money is coming from the government, which gets most of its funds by taxing YOU the reader. I told you it was evilgasmic. Maybe I should've used the name 'Vampire-Mart' for our example instead, eh?

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Lincoln Hills wrote:

You have selected B: How Kansas' Biggest Employer Is Stealing From YOU.

Sometimes, something is so evil that you just have to applaud. Let's say you run a large corporate chain store that we'll call Nameless-Mart. You build a few stores in a given geographic area, and then raise your prices outside that area to cover the cost of dropping them like a rock within your target zone. In a year or two, all your competitors (and definitely all the small businesses!) in the target area will relocate or drop out. Now your chain store A) has no competition and B) is the primary employer in all the land! And now your prices can go as high as you like - who's to stop you?

Ruthless, but not technically "theft"... so far. Here's where the theft comes in. Your Nameless-Mart doesn't believe in full-time employees with all their "rights" and "insurance": 99% of its employees are temporary and part-time. This forces the employees to apply for government assistance or starve - and remember, your employees have to shop at your store now because all your competitors ran away, so you're getting a lot of that money back immediately! Then you can fire them - remember, they're disposable - compelling them to also tap the government for unemployment money, which they still spend at your store! You string them along til their unemployment's almost up, then allow them back into your Big Happy Family so they can go back to a crappy wage supplemented by welfare. You can repeat the cycle forever!

The kicker is, all that welfare and unemployment money is coming from the government, which gets most of its funds by taxing YOU the reader. I told you it was evilgasmic. Maybe I should've used the name 'Vampire-Mart' for our example instead, eh?

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Oh I am torn between A and C ... I choose ... A&C!!!!

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Lincoln Hills wrote:

You have selected B: How Kansas' Biggest Employer Is Stealing From YOU.

Sometimes, something is so evil that you just have to applaud. Let's say you run a large corporate chain store that we'll call Nameless-Mart. You build a few stores in a given geographic area, and then raise your prices outside that area to cover the cost of dropping them like a rock within your target zone. In a year or two, all your competitors (and definitely all the small businesses!) in the target area will relocate or drop out. Now your chain store A) has no competition and B) is the primary employer in all the land! And now your prices can go as high as you like - who's to stop you?

Ruthless, but not technically "theft"... so far. Here's where the theft comes in. Your Nameless-Mart doesn't believe in full-time employees with all their "rights" and "insurance": 99% of its employees are temporary and part-time. This forces the employees to apply for government assistance or starve - and remember, your employees have to shop at your store now because all your competitors ran away, so you're getting a lot of that money back immediately! Then you can fire them - remember, they're disposable - compelling them to also tap the government for unemployment money, which they still spend at your store! You string them along til their unemployment's almost up, then allow them back into your Big Happy Family so they can go back to a crappy wage supplemented by welfare. You can repeat the cycle forever!

The kicker is, all that welfare and unemployment money is coming from the government, which gets most of its funds by taxing YOU the reader. I told you it was evilgasmic. Maybe I should've used the name 'Vampire-Mart' for our example instead, eh?

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Let's try this again ... A ... no, C ... no, A ... no, A&C!!!

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Lincoln Hills wrote:

You have selected B: How Kansas' Biggest Employer Is Stealing From YOU.

Sometimes, something is so evil that you just have to applaud. Let's say you run a large corporate chain store that we'll call Nameless-Mart. You build a few stores in a given geographic area, and then raise your prices outside that area to cover the cost of dropping them like a rock within your target zone. In a year or two, all your competitors (and definitely all the small businesses!) in the target area will relocate or drop out. Now your chain store A) has no competition and B) is the primary employer in all the land! And now your prices can go as high as you like - who's to stop you?

Ruthless, but not technically "theft"... so far. Here's where the theft comes in. Your Nameless-Mart doesn't believe in full-time employees with all their "rights" and "insurance": 99% of its employees are temporary and part-time. This forces the employees to apply for government assistance or starve - and remember, your employees have to shop at your store now because all your competitors ran away, so you're getting a lot of that money back immediately! Then you can fire them - remember, they're disposable - compelling them to also tap the government for unemployment money, which they still spend at your store! You string them along til their unemployment's almost up, then allow them back into your Big Happy Family so they can go back to a crappy wage supplemented by welfare. You can repeat the cycle forever!

The kicker is, all that welfare and unemployment money is coming from the government, which gets most of its funds by taxing YOU the reader. I told you it was evilgasmic. Maybe I should've used the name 'Vampire-Mart' for our example instead, eh?

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And you have the wrong state. Nameless-Mart is based in Arkansas not Kansas.

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zylphryx wrote:
Lincoln Hills wrote:

You have selected B: How Kansas' Biggest Employer Is Stealing From YOU.

Sometimes, something is so evil that you just have to applaud. Let's say you run a large corporate chain store that we'll call Nameless-Mart. You build a few stores in a given geographic area, and then raise your prices outside that area to cover the cost of dropping them like a rock within your target zone. In a year or two, all your competitors (and definitely all the small businesses!) in the target area will relocate or drop out. Now your chain store A) has no competition and B) is the primary employer in all the land! And now your prices can go as high as you like - who's to stop you?

Ruthless, but not technically "theft"... so far. Here's where the theft comes in. Your Nameless-Mart doesn't believe in full-time employees with all their "rights" and "insurance": 99% of its employees are temporary and part-time. This forces the employees to apply for government assistance or starve - and remember, your employees have to shop at your store now because all your competitors ran away, so you're getting a lot of that money back immediately! Then you can fire them - remember, they're disposable - compelling them to also tap the government for unemployment money, which they still spend at your store! You string them along til their unemployment's almost up, then allow them back into your Big Happy Family so they can go back to a crappy wage supplemented by welfare. You can repeat the cycle forever!

The kicker is, all that welfare and unemployment money is coming from the government, which gets most of its funds by taxing YOU the reader. I told you it was evilgasmic. Maybe I should've used the name 'Vampire-Mart' for our example instead, eh?

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I second this A&C!!

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You have selected A: Getting Mighty Ti- You have selected C: If the Author Dies, For- You have select- You have selected C: If the Author Dies, For God's Sake Don't Hire A Scab to Continue the Series.

Being a book publisher is precarious, I know. Robert Heinlein once remarked that if a writer doesn't do a good job, all he's creating is "paper that's dirty on one side." And when you do find a good author and he gets a series going, the publisher's always anxious to milk that cow as long as he can. (Ew!) It's always a jar when a money-making author has the bad grace to die on you without even giving you nine months of advance notice.

But for the love of God, stop hiring less-talented authors to keep the series going! When has that ever worked out? First of all, there are only two kinds of authors who are willing to do that: A) guys who don't have the chops to create their own series, and B) fanboys of the previous author who just can't bear to see their favorite series cut off without resolution. And we all know how wonderful fanfics are! (I just noticed that I've forgotten my usual punctilio in putting he/she, him/her, but just assume that I also meant She and Her where appropriate, OK? I'm tryin' to rant here.)

Look - for every idea an author put in a book, there are three alternate ideas in his rough draft, five cryptic notes jotted in the corners of various papers, and twenty ephemereal ideas driftin' around in his brain. It's those twenty that give the author the juice he needs to carry on - not the stuff somebody else can scavenge from their papers! An author who really catches the imagination has essentially visualized a hole into his imaginary universe - he's writing down the stuff as he sees it happen and allowing the characters to drive a lot of the story. Nobody else can see through that hole - not until we develop cruel and unusual telepathy - and it's an insult to anybody who likes that imaginary world to pretend that some random Joe, even if it's another fan, can walk up, pick up the reins and continue that journey. Of course nobody wants the series to just up and end, but let your appointed successor build his own cloud-castles. If (in the publisher's mind) he's good enough to carry on from the old guy, he should be plenty good enough to enthrall us with something new, right?

Your time is up. To continue to hear Rambling Rant, select from the following topics.
- A: Oh Good, 200 New Spells In The Latest Book, We GMs Needed Tons More Stuff to Remember *DISALLOWED*
- B: Weighing 350 Lbs Is Not A Disability, Stop Hogging The Disabled Privileges!
- C: If You Can't See What The "Guv'mint" Does For You, The Problem's Your Vision, Not The "Guv'mint"
- D: Our Nation Has Bigger Problems Than 'Gay Marriage', So Stop Wasting My Time!

Thank you for using Rambling Rant!


Do you know what the greatest and worst invention that humans ever made was? Television. Television controls people using information and steals their sense of reality. Yes. Now television itself is a religion.

but back off topic B!


A: Getting Mighty Tired of Explosions & Nudity Replacing Plot At The Movies


JMD031 wrote:
A: Getting Mighty Tired of Explosions & Nudity Replacing Plot At The Movies

If you are getting tired of this than you are getting tired of life!

I vote for c.


Freehold DM wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
A: Getting Mighty Tired of Explosions & Nudity Replacing Plot At The Movies

If you are getting tired of this than you are getting tired of life!

I agree. How could anyone have a problem with nudity in film? I love it!

I vote for the 200 new spells. My players are slowly starting to read Ultimate Magic and all those Faiths books and it's pissing me off!


I'm not getting tired of it, but I want to hear that rant.

The Exchange

B

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
A: Getting Mighty Tired of Explosions & Nudity Replacing Plot At The Movies

If you are getting tired of this than you are getting tired of life!

I vote for c.

Hush you.


Nobody else has, so I'm going for D.

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