I'm concerned about our resident lord of the undead Aberzombie. He has been recently replying to threads with the phrase "ARRRGGGGHHH!!!". Clearly he is in some kind of distress. Thoughts?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
There is, of course, a method to my madness. Think of me as a zombie with a shovel, and my posts are but humble shovels full of dirt.
JMD031 wrote: Has Aberzombie lost his mind? How can you tell the difference?
You're burying something? I though undead usually went in the opposite direction.
Yup, Found it and holding it hostage. Alas I had to put it in the freezer because I couldn't stand its constant gibbering...
JMD031 wrote: Has Aberzombie lost his mind? Of course! Zombies are mindless undead.
KaeYoss wrote: JMD031 wrote: Has Aberzombie lost his mind? Of course! Zombies are mindless undead. Except when they're Ju Ju Zombies, which I am. More than that, I'm a Ju Ju Zombie Lord.
Aberzombie wrote: KaeYoss wrote: JMD031 wrote: Has Aberzombie lost his mind? Of course! Zombies are mindless undead. Except when they're Ju Ju Zombies, which I am. Sorry, but I can read.
"Ab Er Zombie" Not "Ju Ju Zombie".
Plus, what is that, anyway? Choo Choo Zombie? Undead trains? Oh, sorry: Undead TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!"
Aberzombie wrote: There is, of course, a method to my madness. Think of me as a zombie with a shovel, and my posts are but humble shovels full of dirt. That's not dirt...
KaeYoss wrote: "Ab Er Zombie" Not "Ju Ju Zombie".
Aberzombie is a special, variant Ju Ju Zombie Lord. It's a Khundian dialect meaning "He who devours your brainnnnsss and thoroughly enjoys it."
I know how he feels. I, myself, forgot to bring my bag lunch to work today.
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What?
hmmm no lunch... NO NOM NOM's.
:( Sad jester is Sad for Ashe
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Aberzombie did not bring a lunch either, so he went to the Urban Outfitters' food court and got a bacon burger w/fries.
Happy zombie is happy!
JMD031 wrote: Has Aberzombie lost his mind? Maybe. But don't worry, he'll take yours as a replacement.
Aberzombie wrote: KaeYoss wrote: "Ab Er Zombie" Not "Ju Ju Zombie".
Aberzombie is a special, variant Ju Ju Zombie Lord. It's a Khundian dialect meaning "He who devours your brainnnnsss and thoroughly enjoys it." So it's like a tuned Polo? One with 4 exhaust pipes and racing stripes and a really expensive sub-woofer. Expensive, and might be impressive to some people - but it's still a Polo! :P
Black Lantern Mac Boyce wrote: JMD031 wrote: Has Aberzombie lost his mind? Maybe. But don't worry, he'll take yours as a replacement. If he can find it.
Aberzombie wrote: Brainnnnsssss....? The rags you wear as clothing are dirty!
That's right, there's staiiiiiiiiiiiins!
KaeYoss wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Brainnnnsssss....? The rags you wear as clothing are dirty!
That's right, there's staiiiiiiiiiiiins! That's why God made Tide.
I offer up my brains.....ain't using them anyway....maybe it'll level him off for a bit.
Aberzombie wrote: KaeYoss wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Brainnnnsssss....? The rags you wear as clothing are dirty!
That's right, there's staiiiiiiiiiiiins! That's why God made Tide. Then use it, there have been complaiiiiiiints!
Watch out for the traiiiiiiins!
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