Application to be my Archnemesis


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Abraham spalding wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


Cool what state/city? where are you coming from ? If you want sun and alternative culture Queensland is the best state, If you want a mix of everything New South Wales is good, if you want psudo euro arty farty with good coffee Victoria, if you want rural England Tasmania, if you want vineyards, churches, and serial killers then South Australia, if you want big mining money isolation, lots of South Africans and good music Western Australia, if you want wilderness and craziness The Northern Territory and if you want porn and politics The Australian Capital Territory.
We are currently looking around Perth (though that isn't final yet) it partly depends on where we can find work (the wife has her BS of Psychology while I'm simply really good unskilled labor technically).

Is your wife planning on getting a further degree in the mental health field? If so, then you definately don't qualify as you have someone who will attempt to foil your insanity at home.

RPG Superstar 2012

Why does anyone need an archnemesis? I've gone 40+ years without any archnematodes (that's the plural--I wiki'ed it), and my life has been going along just fine.

Grand Lodge

Well taig, some people just have needs that must be filled...

RPG Superstar 2012

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Well taig, some people just have needs that must be filled...

So an archnemesis is like a cavity? I think I understand now.

Grand Lodge

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...yeah, let's go with that.


Abraham spalding wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


Cool what state/city? where are you coming from ? If you want sun and alternative culture Queensland is the best state, If you want a mix of everything New South Wales is good, if you want psudo euro arty farty with good coffee Victoria, if you want rural England Tasmania, if you want vineyards, churches, and serial killers then South Australia, if you want big mining money isolation, lots of South Africans and good music Western Australia, if you want wilderness and craziness The Northern Territory and if you want porn and politics The Australian Capital Territory.
We are currently looking around Perth (though that isn't final yet) it partly depends on where we can find work (the wife has her BS of Psychology while I'm simply really good unskilled labor technically).

Perth is a lovely city - Mediterranean climate, lots of money coming in from the mining boom, great beaches and wines.

Rugby is not the main game there - Australian Rules football is, but there is an ok Rugby Union team the Western Force for the Super 14's.

Perth is far away from other population centres it can be at times cheaper to fly to Indonesia than Sydney or Melbourne.

Western Australia is crying out for workers because of the mining resource industries are cant fill their requirements.

Have a chat with the Aussie Embassy if you are interested, I am very sure they would be happy to help.

RPG Superstar 2012

TriOmegaZero wrote:
...yeah, let's go with that.

So, he really just needs a dentist. I suppose the dentist could be his archnemesis simultaneously.


taig wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
...yeah, let's go with that.

So, he really just needs a dentist. I suppose the dentist could be his archnemesis simultaneously.

I do hate Dentists.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Well taig, some people just have needs that must be filled...

I wouldn't call it a need as much as a passing fad. As soon as something shiny comes my way I'll be on to something....Oh look, something shiny.

Liberty's Edge

TriOmegaZero wrote:
...yeah, let's go with that.

I see what you've done there...

Liberty's Edge

I like how my actual argument has been completely ignored. That just means that JMD031 isn't good enough to be my arch-nemesis.

Suck it.

This thread is no longer useful. Gary, Ross, or Cosmo: you can lock it whenever you feel like it now.


Studpuffin wrote:

I like how my actual argument has been completely ignored. That just means that JMD031 isn't good enough to be my arch-nemesis.

Suck it.

This thread is no longer useful. Gary, Ross, or Cosmo: you can lock it whenever you feel like it now.

You have no argument. I would be the best archnemesis to any decent individual.

*thows a piece of string*

Liberty's Edge

If you say so. I'm gonna go play with the big boys and girls.


Studpuffin wrote:
If you say so. I'm gonna go play with the big boys and girls.

You are going to ignore the string....are you sure? It will be a nice addition to your nest. How about this then...I think I'm going to drop this shiny piece of paper right here on the ground. I hope no one takes it while I'm not looking.

*looks away*


The reluctant fish ambles aimlessly through Seoni pine bush flavored gestalt liquidity while bearing three thousand plus w squidheaded marsupial offspring each named Bob and the sequential numeration of their birth in vain hopes that Buckaroo Banzai could vanquish Remo Williams but alas Remo Williams works for the Emperor of America and Buckaroo is a brain surgeon and therefore smart not strong.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

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Cool. It's like Vladicu never left.


taig wrote:

Cool. It's like Vladicu never left.

One doesn't stand by a stream of consciousness paragraph and wonder wither it ambles, nor seek shelter in the corpulent flesh of a paladin ethics thread hoping for Sense and Sensiblilty to conquer War and Peace because southern laides are hotter and thus always lose by opined comparative religiousity.


JMD031 wrote:
Is your wife planning on getting a further degree in the mental health field? If so, then you definately don't qualify as you have someone who will attempt to foil your insanity at home.

Oh you misunderstand it's simple observation on her end. She's trying to see if insanity is a valid way of applying quantum physics on a macro scale.

I think it's succeeding -- I fell through a chair the other day with no damage done to the chair (or movement to the chair). She says it's because my grasp on reality is so loose -- either that or reality's grasp on me is so loose, not sure which yet.


JMD031 wrote:
Abraham spalding wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.
I married an Irish-Italian woman, do in fact play rugby, climb regularly and... well again I married an Irish-Italian you don't get much more wildlife than that.
Is she originally from Jersey? Otherwise, I'll still have to deny your application.

Should you believe the answer either way?


I would be your nemesis.

I challenge you to a duel on the mandolin.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Awww, I was hoping for Garth Darfunkel.


Thr3adcr4p wrote:
The reluctant fish ambles aimlessly through Seoni pine bush flavored gestalt liquidity while bearing three thousand plus w squidheaded marsupial offspring each named Bob and the sequential numeration of their birth in vain hopes that Buckaroo Banzai could vanquish Remo Williams but alas Remo Williams works for the Emperor of America and Buckaroo is a brain surgeon and therefore smart not strong.

Here is a strong candidate.


Abraham spalding wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Is your wife planning on getting a further degree in the mental health field? If so, then you definately don't qualify as you have someone who will attempt to foil your insanity at home.

Oh you misunderstand it's simple observation on her end. She's trying to see if insanity is a valid way of applying quantum physics on a macro scale.

I think it's succeeding -- I fell through a chair the other day with no damage done to the chair (or movement to the chair). She says it's because my grasp on reality is so loose -- either that or reality's grasp on me is so loose, not sure which yet.

*takes notes*

Please continue stating any special abilities you may or may not have.


Abraham spalding wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Abraham spalding wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.
I married an Irish-Italian woman, do in fact play rugby, climb regularly and... well again I married an Irish-Italian you don't get much more wildlife than that.
Is she originally from Jersey? Otherwise, I'll still have to deny your application.
Should you believe the answer either way?

Lying makes your application null and void.


Darth Garfunkel wrote:

I would be your nemesis.

I challenge you to a duel on the mandolin.

No thank you.

Next!


JMD031 wrote:
taig wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
...yeah, let's go with that.

So, he really just needs a dentist. I suppose the dentist could be his archnemesis simultaneously.

I do hate Dentists.

AH-HA!


JMD031 wrote:
This thread is dedicated to applying to be my new Archnemesis since Leafar the Lost has gone MIA. Please provide all revelant information such as who you lasted arched for, guild membership status and special skills. Being insane is a plus. I will choose the best qualified candidate out of all the applicants sometime in the near future.

Who are you?

Why should I care who you are?

If you can't answer these basic inquiries, you are not worthy of my time.

Scarab Sages

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I will not flag too much.


Mrgh.


People are still posting in this thread? I've grown tired of it and have moved on to something new. Move along, nothing to see here.

Scarab Sages

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


....!

Scarab Sages

Or....not so good morning.

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