Pleas Vote Aberzombie - BEST UNDEAD!

[Aberzombie]

Babies are the larval form of humans. Only special ones receive the gift of undeath.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Messageboard Troll wrote:

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

...Is this true?

Does that mean we should use chainsaws to deal with babies, too?

I don't know, but I'm not going near a diaper without a flamethrower and a hazmat suit.

[Turin the Mad]

Aberzombie wrote:

Babies are the larval form of humans. Only special ones receive the gift of undeath.

They're not even that far up the evolutionary ladder - they're parasites. ;)

[Aberzombie]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Babies are the larval form of humans. Only special ones receive the gift of undeath.

They're not even that far up the evolutionary ladder - they're parasites. ;)

Only when they're inside the mother.

[Tibibe Nanba]

So did you win yet, or is semi translucent Patrick Swayze pulling in some swing votes?

[Aberzombie]

Tibibe Nanba wrote:

So did you win yet? haha

Shhhh....are you trying to bring the PMG's wrath down upon me.?

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Tibibe Nanba wrote:

So did you win yet? haha

Shhhh....are you trying to bring the PMG's wrath down upon me.?

Who? GARY?

[IconoclasticScream]

I remember Aberzombie when he was but a wee undead lad, fumbling his way through nocturnal ambushes and confusing feet for brains. And look at him now- an Aberzombie for all of us. You have my vote, Aberzombie; you're the best (undead) around. ;)

[Aberzombie]

IconoclasticScream wrote:

I remember Aberzombie when he was but a wee undead lad, fumbling his way through nocturnal ambushes and confusing feet for brains. And look at him now- an Aberzombie for all of us. You have my vote, Aberzombie; you're the best (undead) around. ;)

Huzzah!!!

[Gary Teter]

I vote Aberzombie. And I have no wrath. I promise.

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

I vote Aberzombie. And I have no wrath. I promise.

Oh sure, I see how it is. Trying to lull me into a false sense of security. Then, when I least expect it...*CLICK*!

[Old alias #11]

Vote for Aberzombie!

Apologies in advance, but at least check the profile. Not mocking anyone. Except Anklebiter.

[Hugo Solis]

got my vote and my luv, but not my brains!

[Gruumash .]

I am certianly 100% behind Aberzombie, he is the bestest undead I have ever known.

This is a paid message by the commitee to re-elect Aberzombie for best undead.

[The Nasty Orc]

I also vote for Aberzombie he only ated half my brain and I did not need that part.

[Tibibe Nanba]

For Aberzombie:

Aberzombie billboard

The only one i can find. No way am I about to photoshop one haha

&! oh my lawd, Undead ROnald Reagan?? I think it's time for you two to lipsynch for your lives.

[Ivan Rûski]

Ok, riding Tibibe's coattails here, I bring you a campaign poster.

[Crimson Jester]

Ivan Rûski wrote:

Ok, riding Tibibe's coattails here, I bring you a campaign poster.

Try this one instead

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ivan Rûski wrote:

Ok, riding Tibibe's coattails here, I bring you a campaign poster.

Try this one instead

Very nice!

[Tibibe Nanba]

omg yes! love it haha.
needs zombie abs. & overpriced torn denim. & an overbearing scent of FIERCE.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Tibibe Nanba wrote:

omg yes! love it haha.

needs zombie abs. & overpriced torn denim. & an overbearing scent of FIERCE.

Now all we need is a Zombie Tim Gunn.

[Aberzombie]

Did I win yet?

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Did I win yet?

Awww... Gary didn't off you yet?

[Zombie Guy]

BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!

[zombie]Poser.[/zombie]

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Did I win yet?

Awww... Gary didn't off you yet?

Are you kidding? He's one of the folks that keeps me supplied with negative energy.

[Gary Teter]

So THAT'S why I've been feeling so tired lately!

[Zombie Guy]

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSS!

[zombie]Negative energy is a renewable resource![/zombie]

[Aberzombie]

I think someone has a man crush. I'm flattered!

[Zombie Guy]

Aberzombie wrote:

I think someone has a man crush. I'm flattered!

BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAINSSSSSSSSS!!!

[zombie]

For Aberzombie:

Actually, I've got a crush on that Pizza Delivery Girl. Thanks, but no thanks.

Any chance you could hook me up?

[/zombie]

[Aberzombie]

I understand. You're devestated and trying to hide your hurt feelings. But don't worry little buckaroo, I'm sure you'll find that special someone one day.

[Uriel Darkbane]

Aha!

[Aberzombie]

Mrgh?