Can you imagine someone naming their child John Deere ??
Haha... that is crazy.
Thankfully, the people who register children names operate under a certain law, one that does not allow for stupid or strange names to be given to children.
Or even Massey Ferguson lol
So I guess our dream of having twins and naming them Briggs and Stratton are right out, then?
Briggs Unzip and Stratton Unzip, then?
Black and Decker ... Stihl ... Hoe ... Rake ... Plow ... Shovel ... Seedbag ...
Hmm, yeah... Stratton Unzip just sounds dirty, doesn't it? It's like damning a kid to a life in a strip club.
My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Pravda Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski.
Spud.
No stupid people are everywhere. When my wife was pregnant with out twins we were at the doctor. Guess what these people named their Son???
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That's ok. People can name their children whatever they want to.
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No stupid people are everywhere. When my wife was pregnant with out twins we were at the doctor. Guess what these people named their Son???
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That's ok. People can name their children whatever they want to.
This is true but they should consider what that name is going to do to a child. Sorry but some names are just crazy.
I mean I have met someone named Ted E. Bayer. That is just cruel.
No stupid people are everywhere. When my wife was pregnant with out twins we were at the doctor. Guess what these people named their Son???
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That's ok. People can name their children whatever they want to.
Yeah, it prepares the child early to deal with his/her dumbass parents. And to begin plotting revenge.
Sweet, Cold, REVENGE!
My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Pravda Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski.
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This is a very good name.
This is a very good name.My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Pravda Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski.
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It's definitely better than Goddamn Piece-of-Shit Always-Breaking Tractor Sebastian III.
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It's definitely better than G+#~%@n Piece-of-S@!@ Always-Breaking Tractor Carrot Blue Reins III.This is a very good name.My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Pravda Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski.
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Yeah that is a mouthful.
A child named Fork.
Will one day rule the world. It is prophecy.
you guys think that's bad?? Jason Lee, he of the View Askew movies along with My Name is Earl named his kid Pilot Inspektor.
wtf?!?
you guys think that's bad?? Jason Lee, he of the View Askew movies along with My Name is Earl named his kid Pilot Inspektor.
wtf?!?
Jason Lee, View Askew = Drugs
color me not surprised.
{flips through box of Crayola 64s} Dammit, I don't have "Not Surprised"! I knew I should have gotten the 128-pack.
{instead colors CJ with "Rogue Rouge" crayon}
