Do we have any SAM missiles?Dude?! Why are you posting in here? You're AT PaizoCon! :pHello!!
*produces a 5 gallon bucket*
Here, just start throwing these 30 sided dice at him until he goes away.
Dude?! Why are you posting in here? You're AT PaizoCon! :pHello!!
Dude, so are you?
*pelts Justins unmercifully with d30s*
{floats by in an innertube, yelling at volleyball} You said this was only going to be a three hour tour! A THREE HOUR TOUR!!! I told you not to book it through Priceline.
{looks skyward}
*pelts Justins unmercifully with d30s**throws a d100*
Woah, woah, woah, loose cannon! I was just trying to drive them off, not kill them outright. Be careful with those things. Then again, maybe we could use a d100 and see if we can get that fish down there to choke on it.
{starts arguing with the volleyball for cheating in checkers... again}
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I told you, I'm not a volley ball! I'm just big boned!
Voight?! YOU SPOKE! I mean actually spoke, not just speaky-thoughts in my head!!!
And no, this is checkers... you can't open a portal on that adjacent square and pop out at the other end of the board. Now quit stalling -- I got to the endzone, so put a hotel on my checker.
This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
Oh nooooooo, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. {fires harpoon & line to Kajehase's craft} You're stuck with us until the Professor builds us a teleporter out of coconuts, or 'til the crew of the Paizo Celeste reappears aboard their ship.
Arrr, you be stuck here.... in the FaWTLy Triangle!
*starts throwing half-eaten pudding cups and yogurt onto the S.S. Kajehase*This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
That's H.M.S. Kajehase, you filthy republican bird-creature!
This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
Oh nooooooo, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. {fires harpoon & line to Kajehase's craft} You're stuck with us until the Professor builds us a teleporter out of coconuts, or 'til the crew of the Paizo Celeste reappears aboard their ship.
Arrr, you be stuck here.... in the FaWTLy Triangle!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
Oh nooooooo, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. {fires harpoon & line to Kajehase's craft} You're stuck with us until the Professor builds us a teleporter out of coconuts, or 'til the crew of the Paizo Celeste reappears aboard their ship.
Arrr, you be stuck here.... in the FaWTLy Triangle!
Muahahahahaha
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That's H.M.S. Kajehase, you filthy republican bird-creature!*starts throwing half-eaten pudding cups and yogurt onto the S.S. Kajehase*This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
You think I'm a republican?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, I am filthy... that's for sure.
That's H.M.S. Kajehase, you filthy republican bird-creature!*starts throwing half-eaten pudding cups and yogurt onto the S.S. Kajehase*This is beginning to look ugly...
*starts cutting lines to disengage from the raft*
You think I'm a republican?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, I am filthy... that's for sure.
I meant in a pro/against kings and queens kind of way. Had I meant the American kind I'd not have needed to include filthy in the insult. ;)
<pulls out a telescope>
Hey ... HEY! I can see the Seattle skyline!!!
<checks the time>
awwww crap. :(
Indeed. I blame whoever took those FATAL books with them. The very mention was enough to curse us with inevitable failure.
The very sad fact is that from the part of the world I'm stuck in, I'd need to take a flight just to reach the liferaft...
:(
Maybe next year we'll have our own con, with blackjack and hookers. Ok, maybe just blackjack...ah forget the whole thing.
Big Fishy disappointed for not getting any fallen overboard airbreathers. Big Fishy will swim home to fishybowl.
Hello!!
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