1. After passing a slow moving vehicle you should
a) signal right and return to the right lane at the posted speed limit.
b) honk cut in front of the other vehicle as quickly as possible.
c) flip the other driver the bird for driving so f~*+ing slow, cut in front of him, and then slow down to a crawl.
d) all of the above.
It's a trick question.
The slow driver is in the left lane.
e)where did I put that gun. ;)
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In the USA signal left and go into the left lane, assuming he is not already there. If he is a Pit maneuver is there in rendered valid. Then as you are passing him/her/it you are allowed options b and c at your leisure.
E) fire proton torpedoes, full spread
2. In a traffic jam if cars are moving forward very slowly you should
a) Wait for the traffic jam to resolve itself.
b) Honk you horn at the car in front of you
c) Move up onto the curb, and nudge your way through pedestrians, honking and shouting obscenities.
c) Move up onto the curb, and nudge your way through pedestrians, honking and shouting obscenities.
Why does this require a traffic jam?
c) Move up onto the curb, and nudge your way through pedestrians, honking and shouting obscenities.Why does this require a traffic jam?
Steve Jackson Games CAR WARS
If you don't like our driving, then get off the sidewalks.
These questions are based on actual questions on the Chinese driver's tests BTW.
These questions are based on actual questions on the Chinese driver's tests BTW.
I told you about the Chinese guy I cut off because I didn't see him, right? He was coming off of a highway exit ramp, and his car was baby blue so he was almost invisible against the blue sky in my rearview mirror.
So he honks and looks at me all mean. I screamed at him, "OH! F&@! YOU!!! ALL THE DUMB S#$~ I PUT UP WITH OVER ALL THESE YEARS YOU OWE ME ONE, BUDDY!!!"
When making a right turn onto a busy street you should
a) Just turn quickly and force your way into traffic, forcing other cars out of your way, all the while looking left into the eyes of the fools you are cutting off.
b) Signal and carefully turn right into traffic when an opening appears.
c) Turn right as if there are no other cars on the road, looking ahead, to the right, in the direction you are traveling.
When I used to bike commute in Weihai, Shandong, I would see (a) and (c) every single f~%#ing day.
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c) Move up onto the curb, and nudge your way through pedestrians, honking and shouting obscenities.Why does this require a traffic jam?Steve Jackson Games CAR WARS
If you don't like our driving, then get off the sidewalks.
It has been way too long since I played that game. We had a large game once where everyone tried to make the most unique vehicles that could. Mine sucked but a buddy of mine spent all his points on a souped up pickup truck with a bunch of extra guys in the back all armed with shotguns and grenades.