Planter's Nutz

[Heathansson]

I like cashews.

[Aberzombie]

I like the salted ones.

[Heathansson]

I heard that when Jimmy Carter left the whitehouse, the Oval Office still smelled like peanut farts for 4 months.

[Aberzombie]

Heathansson wrote:

I heard that when Jimmy Carter left the whitehouse, the Oval Office still smelled like peanut farts for 4 months.

Thankfully, I was not drinking anything when I read that.

[TriOmegaZero]

Heathansson wrote:

I like cashews.

+1

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Heathansson wrote:

I like cashews.

Gesundheit

[Aberzombie]

Back when I was a kid in New Orleans, every year for Mardi Gras my aunt rode in the parade Venus - always on a Sunday. So, we'd go out to a spot where that parade and one other both passed by and wait. While we were waiting, we'd break open a bag of salted peanuts and eat them. By the time the parade started, the ground around us would be littered with peanut shells.

[Emperor7]

Cashews, yes. Planter's brand, no. Cashew farts, yes.

[Aberzombie]

The almond farts smell like almonds!

[Jyu1ch1]

Mmm chocolate covered cashews....

[Aberzombie]

That's not chocolate.....

[Jyu1ch1]

:(

[snobi]

I like hot nuts in my mouth.

[Urizen]

Oops. You didn't get a pair past your chin. Can't be too greedy shoveling it all in at once.

[Ironicdisaster]

Almonds... Mmmmmmmmm.

[snobi]

Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin would those be chin-nuts?

[Aberzombie]

HOLY CRAPCAKES ON FIRE!!! URIZEN IS SNOBI'S FATHER!!!!

[Urizen]

Everyone calls me big poppa.

[Urizen]

poppa deez nutz, cashews.

[Aberzombie]

Urizen wrote:

Everyone calls me big poppa.

So now you need an alias with that name.

[Madclaw]

Urizen wrote:

Everyone calls me big poppa.

So what you're saying is you like it when people call you big poppa?

[Madclaw]

Further more. Cashews are delicious.

[Aberzombie]

Damn you cashews!!

shakes fist

[Madclaw]

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn you cashews!!

shakes fist

Whachoo got against cashews?

[bugleyman]

Pistachios are superior.

[Urizen]

Never yell peanuts at an insane asylum.

[Aberzombie]

Madclaw wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn you cashews!!

shakes fist

Whachoo got against cashews?

They're evil.

[JMD031]

People used to think I was crazy, but now they say I'm nuts.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmmm.....Planters.

[The 8th Dwarf]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmm.....Planters.

Macadamia and Pistachio nut ice-cream.

[Aberzombie]

Now I have to start a thread about ice cream. Damn you!!!

shakes fist

[Crimson Jester]

Nuts, they say you are what you eat.

[CommaMaster]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Nuts, they say you are what you eat.

So apparently that makes me a six inch cheddar,bacon,and steak sub with a side of Nachos???!!! Is that what yer sayin'???!!

[Steven Tindall]

snobi wrote:

I like hot nuts in my mouth.

+1. Just sayin.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bugleyman wrote:

Pistachios are superior.

They're like more addictive than crack.

[Crimson Jester]

CommaMaster wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Nuts, they say you are what you eat.

So apparently that makes me a six inch cheddar,bacon,and steak sub with a side of Nachos???!!! Is that what yer sayin'???!!

I guess so....

[Crimson Jester]

Steven Tindall wrote:

snobi wrote:

I like hot nuts in my mouth.

+1. Just sayin.

Just like the great C'thulhu, Some things Man was not meant to know.