
Westbrook87 |

What's epic-level?
Epic level is above level 20. Y'know, the paladins who can slice through dragons like tissue paper, the wizards who can destroy entire cities with a spell, the rogues who can steal from the gods themselves...
Which is an excellent point to begin my question: If you could steal an item from a god, who would it be from, what would be the stolen item, and why?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:What's epic-level?
Epic level is above level 20. Y'know, the paladins who can slice through dragons like tissue paper, the wizards who can destroy entire cities with a spell, the rogues who can steal from the gods themselves...
Which is an excellent point to begin my question: If you could steal an item from a god, who would it be from, what would be the stolen item, and why?
Huh. Sounds quaint and old-fashioned.
And no question. Calistria's sting!

Lem the Halfling |

Westbrook87 wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:What's epic-level?
Epic level is above level 20. Y'know, the paladins who can slice through dragons like tissue paper, the wizards who can destroy entire cities with a spell, the rogues who can steal from the gods themselves...
Which is an excellent point to begin my question: If you could steal an item from a god, who would it be from, what would be the stolen item, and why?
Huh. Sounds quaint and old-fashioned.
And no question. Calistria's sting!
Why do I suspect it'd be so she can catch you?

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I think that Kyra's resistance is due to the fact that you and she would make an adorable couple, and she can't bear the thought of being "adorable."
(Judging by the comic, though, she needs someone to show her that sexy fun times are more sexy and fun when one is not swaddled in clothing from head to toe.)
Anyway, good luck! As a belated Valentine's Day gift, as GM I grant you an ad hoc +5 bonus on your Charisma checks to Interest Cute Cleric.
<smirks> A +5 bonus? That's amusing.
I think you misunderstand Meri if you honestly think she would even be willing to be labeled as "adorable".
As for my resistance, let's just say that I'm not entirely comfortable with the number of knives Merisiel may or may not have hidden on her person.
Seoni keeps trying to prove that point with clothing. Honestly, though, what part of you is forgetting who the holy servant of Sarenrae is? Also, sun protection.

John Kretzer |

not Merisiel, so I c ant answer for her, but I ahte him cause he's not so sublte about it and he's Taldan and as we all know like Cheliax, nothing good has ever come out of Taldor.
Proud to be Andoran
Um did Andora come Taldan and Cheliax though...so Andora is not good by your logic?
Anyway question for my fair elven maiden,
1) What parts of Ultimate Campaign do you want to use the most?
2) Ever thought of settling down with elves so you would have friends and neighbors who age as you do?
3) What is your proudest moment?

Steelfiredragon |
Andrew Crossett wrote:I think that Kyra's resistance is due to the fact that you and she would make an adorable couple, and she can't bear the thought of being "adorable."
(Judging by the comic, though, she needs someone to show her that sexy fun times are more sexy and fun when one is not swaddled in clothing from head to toe.)
Anyway, good luck! As a belated Valentine's Day gift, as GM I grant you an ad hoc +5 bonus on your Charisma checks to Interest Cute Cleric.
<smirks> A +5 bonus? That's amusing.
I think you misunderstand Meri if you honestly think she would even be willing to be labeled as "adorable".
As for my resistance, let's just say that I'm not entirely comfortable with the number of knives Merisiel may or may not have hidden on her person.
Seoni keeps trying to prove that point with clothing. Honestly, though, what part of you is forgetting who the holy servant of Sarenrae is? Also, sun protection.
so you wouldn't find the idea of throwing the daggers at portraits of alain as you pull the daggers off her body???

Merisiel Sillvari |

1) What parts of Ultimate Campaign do you want to use the most?
2) Ever thought of settling down with elves so you would have friends and neighbors who age as you do?
3) What is your proudest moment?
1) The part where you build a cult. Heh heh heh.
2) Yes, but the elves convinced me that it was a poor choice.
3) Too many to choose only one from!

Merisiel Sillvari |

How is it that you have 30s in all ability scores, and a 9 in wisdom?
Have you ever been interested in the Pathfinder Society? I saw Alain in a Magnimarian pub the other day.
Huh? What's an ability score? Also, 'cause I'm awesome.
And no... not a fan of the Pathfinder Society. They're too... clingy.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Here's a few questions:
1. How often does Sajan get asked to cover up because he's making everyone else feel inadequate?
2. How many knives is too many?
3. If you had to take a prestiege class, what would it be?
1) Haven't seen that happen yet. So, I'd say zero.
2) That number does not exist.
3) Duelist, probably.

Westbrook87 |

Hmm...if you were forced into choosing between slitting your allies' throats in the middle of the night while they slept/tranced, or being captured by Zon-Kuthon himself, what would you do?
Oh, what am I doing. Your choice is obvious. Chaotic Neutrals always look out for number one, after all.
*readies a scroll*

Merisiel Sillvari |

Hmm...if you were forced into choosing between slitting your allies' throats in the middle of the night while they slept/tranced, or being captured by Zon-Kuthon himself, what would you do?
Oh, what am I doing. Your choice is obvious. Chaotic Neutrals always look out for number one, after all.
*readies a scroll*
Being captured. Chaotic neturals know that friendship is the greatest treasure of all, and a prize that is difficult to win.

Westbrook87 |

Westbrook87 wrote:Being captured. Chaotic neturals know that friendship is the greatest treasure of all, and a prize that is difficult to win.Hmm...if you were forced into choosing between slitting your allies' throats in the middle of the night while they slept/tranced, or being captured by Zon-Kuthon himself, what would you do?
Oh, what am I doing. Your choice is obvious. Chaotic Neutrals always look out for number one, after all.
*readies a scroll*
*claps slowly* I apologize for the offensive nature of my previous question. Please accept my offer of reparation.
*offers keen returning speed +5 admantine daggers*

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Westbrook87 wrote:Being captured. Chaotic neturals know that friendship is the greatest treasure of all, and a prize that is difficult to win.Hmm...if you were forced into choosing between slitting your allies' throats in the middle of the night while they slept/tranced, or being captured by Zon-Kuthon himself, what would you do?
Oh, what am I doing. Your choice is obvious. Chaotic Neutrals always look out for number one, after all.
*readies a scroll*
*claps slowly* I apologize for the offensive nature of my previous question. Please accept my offer of reparation.
*offers keen returning speed +5 admantine daggers*
Done and done!

Merisiel Sillvari |

Do you perfer cold climate or hot weather climates?
If you were to ever become a pirate captain what pirate code would you come up your ship?
Also if you are a pirate captain and you took a vessel what do you to with the prisoners?
I prefer variety in my climates.
If I were a pirate captain my code would be "Do what I say and I'll make sure you get rich."
If we took a vessel that had prisoners, I'd probably loot their ship, leave them enough food and water to get to land, and be on my way. If their ship sunk, I'd take the prisoners aboard my ship if I could spare the food and drop them off somewhere they could maybe get rescued, although I'd keep the important ones for ransom probably. Or give some of them jobs on my own ship.

Wolf_Shay |

Merisiel, have you seen any of my hex dolls? My poppet S'Yesha and I were about to perform a dark ritual/tea party (don't judge me, any of you! *holds a pin to the poppet*) and I can't find them...
Also...umm...does Seltiyel ever go for guys? I mean, well... I've got a pink mohawk, and generally wear a drake skull for a cap so I guess I'm easy to spot... And we're both half-elves andIdon'tmeantoberacistbutIdunnoI justdon'tmeetguysthatwellwhenthewitchthingcomesoutandIcanbeshyandandI'mstil ltalkingwhenIshouldshutuprightOHGODICAN'TSTOPmeep.
PS...if Feiya has any belladonna, can you ask if I might borrow some?

Merisiel Sillvari Creative Director |

Merisiel, have you seen any of my hex dolls? My poppet S'Yesha and I were about to perform a dark ritual/tea party (don't judge me, any of you! *holds a pin to the poppet*) and I can't find them...
Also...umm...does Seltiyel ever go for guys? I mean, well... I've got a pink mohawk, and generally wear a drake skull for a cap so I guess I'm easy to spot... And we're both half-elves andIdon'tmeantoberacistbutIdunnoI justdon'tmeetguysthatwellwhenthewitchthingcomesoutandIcanbeshyandandI'mstil ltalkingwhenIshouldshutuprightOHGODICAN'TSTOPmeep.
PS...if Feiya has any belladonna, can you ask if I might borrow some?
I have not. I'm sure I don't know where they are.
And whether or not any of my pals go for guys or gals... that's up to them to say.
And Feiya doesn't often loan out her poisons.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Hey Merisiel...
1) What do you think of Air Ships(namely ships that fly)?
2) What is your opinion on Starknives and Urumi?
3) Would you or have you accept a noble title?
1) They're AWESOME.
2) I love starknives. I'm a kinda afraid of urumis... they look too fragile, and they're too scary to use i combat.
3) Sure! As long as the gov'ment don't expect me to play by their stupid rules.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Hey Merisiel...
1) What do you think of Air Ships(namely ships that fly)?
2) What is your opinion on Starknives and Urumi?
3) Would you or have you accept a noble title?
1) They're AWESOME.
2) I love starknives. I'm a kinda afraid of urumis... they look too fragile, and they're too scary to use i combat.
3) Sure! As long as the gov'ment don't expect me to play by their stupid rules.
Follow up questions...
1) If you had a flyinmg ship would you become a air pirate?
2) Do you use starknives?
3) Would you ever consider marrying someboy like a human to gain their title and lands knowing you would only have to put up for them for about 40 years?

Merisiel Sillvari |

1) If you had a flyinmg ship would you become a air pirate?
2) Do you use starknives?
3) Would you ever consider marrying someboy like a human to gain their title and lands knowing you would only have to put up for them for about 40 years?
1) Maybe.
2) Not normally. I like them, but I don't really know how to use them all that well.
3) Hell no! Life's too short to be married.