(This is not a post)
Actually, it is a post Bob790...
Current Investigation List:
1. JMD031
2. TOZ
3. Lord Richard (x2)
4. Doodlebug Anklebiter (x0.5)
5. Crimson Jester
6. VM mercenario (x15)
7. hexa3
8. TriOmegaZero
9. tocath
10. Xabula
11. Llama Prophet
12. Black Lotus
13. Bob790
Note: if I could find a way to have the world's largest Llama barbaque, then I would. The only good Llama is the one digesting in my stomach...
You've had the same investigation list for the past couple of days--where's your staff? Are they all on sabbatical? You should've been able to get at least one investigation done by now...
Smurf on!
You've had the same investigation list for the past couple of days--where's your staff? Are they all on sabbatical? You should've been able to get at least one investigation done by now...
Doodlebug, my investigations take years to complete. I don't need a staff to do my investigations! I have decided to make my investigation of you a full one, based on your inflammatory question.
Black Lotus, I HATE Sm--fs, which is why I will not spell them. They are also banned from this thread...
Current Investigation List:
1. JMD031
2. TOZ
3. Lord Richard (x2)
4. Doodlebug Anklebiter
5. Crimson Jester
6. VM mercenario (x15)
7. hexa3
8. TriOmegaZero
9. tocath
10. Xabulba
11. Llama Prophet
12. Black Lotus
13. Bob790
14. The Sm--foz
I'm glade i'm not on the list. ;)
The Rules for my Thread:
1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No Llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.
3. No Sm--fs are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.
Notes: all Llamas and Sm--fs who insist on posting on this thread will be captured and imprisoned in my Labyrinth...
I'm glad I'm not on the list. ;)
Yes you are, Xabulba...
I'm glad I'm not on the list. ;)Yes you are, Xabulba...
Llamas...
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Doodlebug, my investigations take years to complete. I don't need a staff to do my investigations! I have decided to make my investigation of you a full one, based on your inflammatory question.
Dear Leafar the Loved,
I was only trying to help. As I recall from when you last deigned to visit these miserable boards and shine your radiance down upon us, your receptionist had a problem with her "c"s and "v"s. I only thought to point out to you the deteriorating conditions of your administration.
As always, I am merely concerned with the efficient functioning of your benevolent despotism and remain your humble servant,
Doodlebug Anklebiter
Current Investigation List:
1. JMD031
2. TOZ
3. Lord Richard (x2)
4. Doodlebug Anklebiter (x0.5)
5. Crimson Jester
6. VM mercenario (x15)
7. hexa3
8. TriOmegaZero
9. tocath
10. Xabulba
11. Llama Prophet
12. Black Lotus
13. Bob790
14. The Sm--foz
15. Gruumash
What you call "cowering," I call "fulfilling my biologically-determined Darwinian imperative."
I am only number 14 on the list? Oh I can do better than that. Come on Anklebiter is cowering I should at least be higher than him.
HAW HAW I'm nuber 6.
Also, in an effort to rise through the ranks:The llama song with all substantives replaced by either smurf or llama:
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
smurf
llama llama
smurfcake
llama
smurfet
surfick
smurfato
llama
llama llama
smurfroom
llama
llama llama
smurf
i was once a llama
i lived in a smurf
but i never saw the way
the smurf slayed the llama
i was only three years llama
but it told a smurf
and now listen, little smurf
to the safety llama
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
smurf
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
smurfmer
llama
llama in a smurf
alarm a llama
llama
smurf
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so llama?
is it made of llama juice?
smurf
smurf
smurf
now my song is getting llama
i've run out of smurf
time for me to retire now
and become a smurf
Llama!
I am only number 14 on the list? Oh I can do better than that. Come on Anklebiter is cowering I should at least be higher than him.
I want to make this very clear that my investigation list is not a "ranking". You are all equally worthless to me! You are all being investigated at the same time! However, some of you are being investigated more than the others, and when I find the evidence I need you will be convicted and sent to my Labyrinth where you will pay dearly for your crimes against me!
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I am only number 14 on the list? Oh I can do better than that. Come on Anklebiter is cowering I should at least be higher than him.I want to make this very clear that my investigation list is not a "ranking". You are all equally worthless to me! You are all being investigated at the same time! However, some of you are being investigated more than the others, and when I find the evidence I need you will be convicted and sent to my Labyrinth where you will pay dearly for your crimes against me!
"Bring it On. I look forward to your little labyrinth. I eat people like you for breakfast Leslie the Lost. I am going to stick you in your own labyrinth and you'll be true to your name. Come one make me number one on your list. I will crsh you. See you driven before me and listen to your lamentations as I toss you into your little maze and watch you scurry around like a little mouse."
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..and sent to my Labyrinth where you will pay dearly for your crimes against me!
You threaten us with a David Bowie movie?!? I don't know if this is ridiculous or fiendish...
..and sent to my Labyrinth where you will pay dearly for your crimes against me!You threaten us with a David Bowie movie?!? I don't know if this is ridiculous or fiendish...
+1
Lafear's opressive posting restrictions deprive Paizonians of their rights!
I call for a non-violent protest, a civil disobedience of sitting unmoved in this thread until the opressor realizes he has lost!
..and sent to my Labyrinth where you will pay dearly for your crimes against me!You threaten us with a David Bowie movie?!? I don't know if this is ridiculous or fiendish...
Pre-90s ridiculous, post 90s fiendish, doubt me, just listen to his last couple of albums they are scary awful.
Are we allowed to post links to videos that provide information on llamas (so as to educate those who aren't familiar with them)?I need to make this clear right now! There are just two rules for this thread (for now). They are as follows:
1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.Is that clear?
No.
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No.Are we allowed to post links to videos that provide information on llamas (so as to educate those who aren't familiar with them)?I need to make this clear right now! There are just two rules for this thread (for now). They are as follows:
1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.Is that clear?
No what ... no thank you?
No what ... no thank you?No.Are we allowed to post links to videos that provide information on llamas (so as to educate those who aren't familiar with them)?I need to make this clear right now! There are just two rules for this thread (for now). They are as follows:
1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.Is that clear?
What part of no do you not understand? You will be going to the Labyrinth soon...
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What part of no do you not understand? You will be going to the Labyrinth soon...No what ... no thank you?No.Are we allowed to post links to videos that provide information on llamas (so as to educate those who aren't familiar with them)?I need to make this clear right now! There are just two rules for this thread (for now). They are as follows:
1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.Is that clear?
:) Bring it on Lost guy. I don't think I am too scared of someone finding me whose moniker is Lost.
So am I number one on your list yet?
If not I will keep trying.
Jennifer Connelly...hmmmmm BEST THREAT EVER!..and sent to my Labyrinth where you will pay dearly for your crimes against me!You threaten us with a David Bowie movie?!? I don't know if this is ridiculous or fiendish...
For Jennifer Connelly, I prefer Rocketeer to Labyrinth.
What part of no do you not understand? You will be going to the Labyrinth soon...The "n" part. I got the "O" down pretty good. That "n" is tricky though. Also, thank you for inspiring me to watch Labyrinth again. One of my favorites.
** spoiler omitted **
Huh, really? I'm good with the N but my problem is that o... It's too round...
Current Investigation List:
1. JMD031
2. TOZ
3. Lord Richard (x2)
4. Doodlebug Anklebiter (x0.5)
5. Crimson Jester
6. VM mercenario (x15)
7. hexa3
8. TriOmegaZero
9. tocath
10. Xabulba
11. Llama Prophet
12. Black Lotus
13. Bob790
14. The Sm--foz
15. gran rey de los mono,
16. Gruumash
Notes: since you insisted on being first, then I will put on the last spot on my list Gruumash. My investigations will be ending sooner than I thought, and everyone on this list will be placed in my Labyrinth to pay for their crimes. If you want a hint of what life there will be like, David Bowie music will be played 24/7, and it won't be his good stuff!
Assuming the online translator was close to right, then eww and no.Huh, really? I'm good with the N but my problem is that o... It's too round...
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The translator was wrong... I said "But I like llamas. Are you brazilian?" 'Cuidado' means 'beware' or 'danger' or 'watch out' in portuguese and spanish.
Also, now that I'm not sleepy, I noticed your nick is in spanish and cuidado is written and means the same thing in spanish too, so you're either from a spanish speaking country, or you managed to troll me without even trying...
David who?
[Shakes head]
Kids...
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Current Investigation List:
1. JMD031
2. TOZ
3. Lord Richard (x2)
4. Doodlebug Anklebiter (x0.5)
5. Crimson Jester
6. VM mercenario (x15)
7. hexa3
8. TriOmegaZero
9. tocath
10. Xabulba
11. Llama Prophet
12. Black Lotus
13. Bob790
14. The Sm--foz
15. gran rey de los mono,
16. GruumashNotes: since you insisted on being first, then I will put on the last spot on my list Gruumash. My investigations will be ending sooner than I thought, and everyone on this list will be placed in my Labyrinth to pay for their crimes. If you want a hint of what life there will be like, David Bowie music will be played 24/7, and it won't be his good stuff!
And the last shall be first. By the way I love David Bowie, all of it. So it will be music to my ears. Lanfear the Loser and his Labyrinth, does not quite encite bone chilling fear how about the rest of you? Oh sorry mispelled that there Lanfear the Longing? or was it Lounge Singer? darn what L name does he go by?
darn what L name does he go by?
My Lord and Savior.
On a side note, I don't think I go as far as Gruumash. in the David Bowie fandom, but every note from Hunky Dory to at least Lodger was quite brilliant.
For Jennifer Connelly, I prefer Rocketeer to Labyrinth.
I prefer Once Upon a Time in America 'cuz I'm a pervert.
Based on the reaction from the future residents of my Labyrinth, only the following David Bowie albums will be played there on a 24/7 basis:
Outside (1995)
Earthling (1997)
'Hours...' (1999)
Heathen (2002)
Reality (2003)
Also, Frank Zappa's 1986 album "Jazz from Hell" will be played non stop in special chambers...
You're diabolical, Leafar, and that's why I love you.
You're diabolical, Leafar, and that's why I love you.
Then you will understand why I have to put you on my list...
Current Investigation List:
1. JMD031
2. TOZ
3. Lord Richard (x2)
4. Doodlebug Anklebiter (x0.5)
5. Crimson Jester
6. VM mercenario (x15)
7. hexa3
8. TriOmegaZero
9. tocath
10. Xabulba
11. Llama Prophet
12. Black Lotus
13. Bob790
14. The Sm--foz
15. gran rey de los mono,
16. Don Juan de Doodlebug
17. Gruumash
I'll save you time and effort, my Lord and Savior. I am Doodlebug Anklebiter am Don Juan de Doodlebug am Comrade Anklebiter. It's kind of like the Holy Trinity, except cooler. Not as cool as you, though.
Milord, milord, it's that nasty Gruumash.! Save me from the piratical Mass-hole! He wants to make all of us goblins work in packies from dusk to dawn, with no coffee breaks!
And--my nose is green.