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Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

We're coming to get you, Freehold.


Math is fun. I do not know what your problem is, Freehold DM. Not enough Anime perhaps?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

We're coming to get you, Freehold.

Someone go start posting math references on his FB page.

The Exchange

Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

does it have to be a female?


Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
I'd send Jenny, but I think she'd be late for work alot. ;)
In a heart beat! She is exactly what I am looking for!

Really??

Note to self, procure Video Camera for vacation....

Oh for goodness sake. :P

Like we don't own one


Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?

Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.


I think I will make some sort of salad for dinner tonight. Maybe chicken taco salad?


Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.

Drat! I am not qualified!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*

One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.

Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....


Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P

Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~


Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....

I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.

Dark Archive

Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P
Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~

Why? They make alot of money!!!

......

Not that I know or have given them lots of money or anything......


Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.

Now be honest, how many of you laughed?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.

Huh uh. She said pump.

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.

Could you imagine Uri working there?

Hehehehehehe


Mac Boyce wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P
Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~

Why? They make alot of money!!!

......

Not that I know or have given them lots of money or anything......

As long as they aren't putting it up their nose its good money to be made. A few years back I cocktail waitressed a few shifts at one of the local strip clubs, made decent pocket change!

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?

raises...............hand


Justin Franklin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Huh uh. She said pump.

Point made. ;)

The Exchange

Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.

Well, maybe, while a man can explain lingerie as well as a woman, men are not hired in a clothing store for that department because ladies do not feel comfortable getting a bra fitting from a man. Who would blame them. Same goes for certain other, "accessories" that a lady may feel more comfortable speaking with another lady about. As such I did not know if it was just a general practice in hiring ladies.

As with most video stores here of a more adult nature tend to hire men, especially for night shift, not that I am a big patron or anything, just for the safety factor.


Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?

waiiiiiit a minute, where do you work??!?


Solnes wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Huh uh. She said pump.
Point made. ;)

And I sweetened that up for the boards. You should hear some of the words that I have to say daily as part of my job, and I have to be clinical about it. :P


Sharoth wrote:
Math is fun. I do not know what your problem is, Freehold DM. Not enough Anime perhaps?

Attempting to get math and anime linked in some way? Pah. It will never work, my hate for the former and love for the latter are just too strong. Although it DOES give me an idea for a new flavor of Haterade(tm) - Haterade(tm) Math. Cuz it just sucks.

Dark Archive

nathan blackmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?
waiiiiiit a minute, where do you work??!?

Welcome to FAWLtY nathan. ;)


nathan blackmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?
waiiiiiit a minute, where do you work??!?

I work in a Couples Store.

(No we do not rent dvd's, no we do not have viewing booths, no we do not model the lingerie, no we do not demo the novelities.)

Think of us as Victoria Secrets with toys and lubes.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.

Well, maybe, while a man can explain lingerie as well as a woman, men are not hired in a clothing store for that department because ladies do not feel comfortable getting a bra fitting from a man. Who would blame them. Same goes for certain other, "accessories" that a lady may feel more comfortable speaking with another lady about. As such I did not know if it was just a general practice in hiring ladies.

As with most video stores here of a more adult nature tend to hire men, especially for night shift, not that I am a big patron or anything, just for the safety factor.

True enough - I have a 6'6 Armenian friend who applied at Victoria's Secret maybe...6 times? The last few times he went in and caused a scene about the "neo-feminist agenda" and how he just wanted to "feel pretty" (admittedly, the goal was never to GET the job, but he certainly wasn't ever even in the running.)

The Exchange

Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P
Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~

Why? They make alot of money!!!

......

Not that I know or have given them lots of money or anything......

As long as they aren't putting it up their nose its good money to be made. A few years back I cocktail waitressed a few shifts at one of the local strip clubs, made decent pocket change!

As long as you did not carry the coins under your breasts we are fine. Saw that once and all the brain bleach in the world wont make it go away.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.

Well, maybe, while a man can explain lingerie as well as a woman, men are not hired in a clothing store for that department because ladies do not feel comfortable getting a bra fitting from a man. Who would blame them. Same goes for certain other, "accessories" that a lady may feel more comfortable speaking with another lady about. As such I did not know if it was just a general practice in hiring ladies.

As with most video stores here of a more adult nature tend to hire men, especially for night shift, not that I am a big patron or anything, just for the safety factor.

At the moment we have only one guy employee. And our girls feel safe working nights. Its just not the seedy area in town. Hell my store is near the big money section. :)


Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P
Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~

Why? They make alot of money!!!

......

Not that I know or have given them lots of money or anything......

As long as they aren't putting it up their nose its good money to be made. A few years back I cocktail waitressed a few shifts at one of the local strip clubs, made decent pocket change!
As long as you did not carry the coins under your breasts we are fine. Saw that once and all the brain bleach in the world wont make it go away.

Uhm no, I carried drinks, my clothing stayed on.

Dark Archive

Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P
Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~

Why? They make alot of money!!!

......

Not that I know or have given them lots of money or anything......

As long as they aren't putting it up their nose its good money to be made. A few years back I cocktail waitressed a few shifts at one of the local strip clubs, made decent pocket change!
As long as you did not carry the coins under your breasts we are fine. Saw that once and all the brain bleach in the world wont make it go away.

O_O

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Math is fun. I do not know what your problem is, Freehold DM. Not enough Anime perhaps?

Attempting to get math and anime linked in some way? Pah. It will never work, my hate for the former and love for the latter are just too strong. Although it DOES give me an idea for a new flavor of Haterade(tm) - Haterade(tm) Math. Cuz it just sucks.

I can have you change your tune. Go to this math website and put in 88 MPH.

Also this is not what your Facebook page says.


Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?

I smiled, but I always do that when discussing such things. I genuinely enjoy sex on both clinical and personal levels, and I find that smiling and even laughing about the topic makes everyone more comfortable and eager to share, provided it is a laugh with not a laugh at. That said, i also get into stone serious discussions regarding vibrators and other such toys regarding safety as well as the latest innovations in the industry.

Sovereign Court

Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

Heh. I'm a computer engineer. Not liking numbers would make that...problematic.

I read physics books for fun.


Freehold DM wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?

I smiled, but I always do that when discussing such things. I genuinely enjoy sex on both clinical and personal levels, and I find that smiling and even laughing about the topic makes everyone more comfortable and eager to share, provided it is a laugh with not a laugh at. That said, i also get into stone serious discussions regarding vibrators and other such toys regarding safety as well as the latest innovations in the industry.

You know I almost amended that posting with an "unless you are Freehold DM" :D


Be back in a bit, customer


Solnes wrote:
nathan blackmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?
waiiiiiit a minute, where do you work??!?

I work in a Couples Store.

(No we do not rent dvd's, no we do not have viewing booths, no we do not model the lingerie, no we do not demo the novelities.)

Think of us as Victoria Secrets with toys and lubes.

Oh that's cool. Color me naive, but those weren't the first questions that sprung to mind, then agian I'm pretty laid back about that stuff so maybe that's why. That has to be an interesting line of work. That's funny about finding male help, I've always seen a 50/50 mix in those places, but I'd imagine most men would find it a bit less threatening with a female seller.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

We're coming to get you, Freehold.

begins to train an elite Anti math wing of clone army


Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

Heh. I'm a computer engineer. Not liking numbers would make that...problematic.

I read physics books for fun.

I also read them for fun. Right now I am reading The Scientific American book of the Cosmos. However, I am so rusty on my math that I am almost going to have to start from scratch just to relearn what I have forgotten.


Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

Heh. I'm a computer engineer. Not liking numbers would make that...problematic.

I read physics books for fun.

Nothing...human....does that.

freak.(you and my father)

Put me firmly in the "Don't like MATHZ" camp. I'm great with basic math, I might even enjoy it, but all the higher level stuff just leaves me feeling silly. Now plop some classic lit or philosophy down in front of me and my eyes light up like a kid with a new toy, but math and I never got along well.

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nathan blackmer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.

Well, maybe, while a man can explain lingerie as well as a woman, men are not hired in a clothing store for that department because ladies do not feel comfortable getting a bra fitting from a man. Who would blame them. Same goes for certain other, "accessories" that a lady may feel more comfortable speaking with another lady about. As such I did not know if it was just a general practice in hiring ladies.

As with most video stores here of a more adult nature tend to hire men, especially for night shift, not that I am a big patron or anything, just for the safety factor.

True enough - I have a 6'6 Armenian friend who applied at Victoria's Secret maybe...6 times? The last few times he went in and caused a scene about the "neo-feminist agenda" and how he just wanted to "feel pretty" (admittedly, the goal was never to GET the job, but he certainly wasn't ever even in the running.)

You want to know what is funny, I have worked for them. Part time one winter stocking the shelves in the back with stock. They needed someone who could lift the boxes. It was for 2 months.


Solnes wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.

i

Now be honest, how many of you laughed?

I smiled, but I always do that when discussing such things. I genuinely enjoy sex on both clinical and personal levels, and I find that smiling and even laughing about the topic makes everyone more comfortable and eager to share, provided it is a laugh with not a laugh at. That said, i also get into stone serious discussions regarding vibrators and other such toys regarding safety as well as the latest innovations in the industry.

You know I almost amended that posting with an "unless you are Freehold DM" :D

blush awww! Thanks!

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Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
lynora wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

436 posts?

F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.

And Math is FUN!

Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)

Math is awesome.

et tu, Jess Door?

Heh. I'm a computer engineer. Not liking numbers would make that...problematic.

I read physics books for fun.

Read anything good lately?

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Once you understand it, math is a blast. Its that understanding part that can at times be tricky.


CJ, I will go through my library and get a list together if you want me to.


nathan blackmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
nathan blackmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
does it have to be a female?
Thats illegal. I prefer a woman, but will consider a mature man with the same experience.
Well, that counts all of FAWLtY out....
I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.
Now be honest, how many of you laughed?
waiiiiiit a minute, where do you work??!?

I work in a Couples Store.

(No we do not rent dvd's, no we do not have viewing booths, no we do not model the lingerie, no we do not demo the novelities.)

Think of us as Victoria Secrets with toys and lubes.

Oh that's cool. Color me naive, but those weren't the first questions that sprung to mind, then agian I'm pretty laid back about that stuff so maybe that's why. That has to be an interesting line of work. That's funny about finding male help, I've always seen a 50/50 mix in those places, but I'd imagine most men would find it a bit less threatening with a female seller.

Maybe you are one of those mature mens i was talkin' about? ;)

It is an interesting line of work. Fun, and exciting, all the customers are looking for fun things to do, so are usually in good spirits. Its retail, but more fun.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!

If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3

Hmmmm....*plots more ways to freak Leafy out*
One of the questions I ask in interview is if you have any fam members who would have an issue with you taking this job. I don't need that drama. :P
Well, I am sure that she does not want to cause him too much grief. After all, it is not like she is trying to become a stripper. ~grins and runs~

Why? They make alot of money!!!

......

Not that I know or have given them lots of money or anything......

As long as they aren't putting it up their nose its good money to be made. A few years back I cocktail waitressed a few shifts at one of the local strip clubs, made decent pocket change!
As long as you did not carry the coins under your breasts we are fine. Saw that once and all the brain bleach in the world wont make it go away.

O_O

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am a little confused - I know I wasn't there, but how is this eww -worthy?

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Sharoth wrote:
CJ, I will go through my library and get a list together if you want me to.

Please do so I have been stuck in a rut lately and have been unable to read anything, or rather have been too bored to finish most of it.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Once you understand it, math is a blast. Its that understanding part that can at times be tricky.

Liar! And what you mean sometimes?

You can put me in the math gives me anic attacks camp.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
CJ, I will go through my library and get a list together if you want me to.
Please do so I have been stuck in a rut lately and have been unable to read anything, or rather have been too bored to finish most of it.

Just math and science or would you also like me to include some good history and fiction books?

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