Dude, I'd convince you to buy yourself a double dong and use it on yourself. Cha-ching! ;-)I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.Could you imagine Uri working there?
Hehehehehehe
How......how did you know about that time in summer camp......
How......how did you know about that time in summer camp......Dude, I'd convince you to buy yourself a double dong and use it on yourself. Cha-ching! ;-)I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.Could you imagine Uri working there?
Hehehehehehe
The big body of water they named after you as a result of your intense reaction from the double headed gadget speaks for itself, puddles.
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Yeah, west Michigan is full of us Dutch people. It's kinda hard to miss with towns named Holland and Zeeland and the "V" section of the phone being so frakkin' huge. :D But the nearest relation that ever spoke any Dutch in my family is my grandfather grew up speaking it, but as soon as he started school he learned English, and doesn't remember much anymore.
Wait...
I have something in common with Sara AND Jess??
WEST MICHIGAN REPRESENT!!!!
The big body of water they named after you as a result of your intense reaction from the double headed gadget speaks for itself, puddles.How......how did you know about that time in summer camp......Dude, I'd convince you to buy yourself a double dong and use it on yourself. Cha-ching! ;-)I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.Could you imagine Uri working there?
Hehehehehehe
Did they ever dye the water a different color?? Red is just really tacky for a lake....
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In an ideal world, yes, I absolutely would love that... oh, this flawed world we live in! Why, WHY aren't all librarians hawties!??!?!Not for me, I think of them as the hawt teacher types, hair pulled up, glasses... you get the picture.Especially considering that most librarians are (in my head) plump old ladies.Although 'doing librarian' does have a bit of a ring to it...I like the sound of that! ;DSo do a lot of people, apparently. :)
(I never would have guessed that 'librarian porn' was a fetish until a few years ago. I was... surprised, to say the least.)
It all depends. How old are you?
For instance, THIS was how I remember my first librarian.
Yes please.
Did they ever dye the water a different color?? Red is just really tacky for a lake....The big body of water they named after you as a result of your intense reaction from the double headed gadget speaks for itself, puddles.How......how did you know about that time in summer camp......Dude, I'd convince you to buy yourself a double dong and use it on yourself. Cha-ching! ;-)I don't need some guy laughing at our male customers in to buy things like pumps and rings.Could you imagine Uri working there?
Hehehehehehe
Hey, it works out. Incidentally, it's the color of the Detroit Red Wings.
So now Ioun Stones mush be in a "shell" configuration. 2 in the first shell, then 8 in the second, ect. People should get a charge out of that. ~grins!
ROFL! That deserves a fishslap if anything does, but I'm too busy laughing.
If Ioun stone users become too closely proximate, are they stuck together at the head? Can a single outer shell stone be stolen by a passing nearly-full shell user?
Morning... Fawlties
Artist - Butterfingers
Album - Breakfast At Fatboys
Lyrics - I Love Work
Woke up this morning a little too early,
a little too tired, a little too surly.
Guess I got up on the wrong side of the bed
when I shoulda stayed in it instead.
But I gotta go to work 'cause I love it
Oh how I wanna tell the boss to shove it
No matter how I want to crash
Need abundance of funds when it comes to cash.
So I wash my face with a little bit of water
to wake me up
('Does it work?' 'Yeah, sorta..')
Inspect the reflection, check my eyes -
they're bloodshot, that's no surprise.
So I wake up every day the same way,
no matter what time I hit the hay
Fall asleep at like seven o'clock
and I wake up tired wearing dirty socks, thinking.
I love (I love work)
Work (I love work)
I love (Geez, I love work)
Work
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Two words: Weed. Killer.Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Did you finally realize that you attempt to have Zombeh World Domination is futile because we have plants?
Four words: Bullet. To. The. Brainnnnnnnn.
George Romero taught me everything I need to kill a Zombeh.
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Two words: Weed. Killer.Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Did you finally realize that you attempt to have Zombeh World Domination is futile because we have plants?Four words: Bullet. To. The. Brainnnnnnnn.
George Romero taught me everything I need to kill a Zombeh.
Why do you hate me so....? Sad zombie is sad.
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Why do you hate me so....? Sad zombie is sad.Two words: Weed. Killer.Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Did you finally realize that you attempt to have Zombeh World Domination is futile because we have plants?Four words: Bullet. To. The. Brainnnnnnnn.
George Romero taught me everything I need to kill a Zombeh.
.......
ZOMBIES ATE MY TOMATOES OKAY!
So now Ioun Stones mush be in a "shell" configuration. 2 in the first shell, then 8 in the second, ect. People should get a charge out of that. ~grins!ROFL! That deserves a fishslap if anything does, but I'm too busy laughing.
If Ioun stone users become too closely proximate, are they stuck together at the head? Can a single outer shell stone be stolen by a passing nearly-full shell user?
Nah! They just "bond" together! ~RUNS~
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You're dutch too? Will the similarities never cease? :DYeah, west Michigan is full of us Dutch people. It's kinda hard to miss with towns named Holland and Zeeland and the "V" section of the phone being so frakkin' huge. :D But the nearest relation that ever spoke any Dutch in my family is my grandfather grew up speaking it, but as soon as he started school he learned English, and doesn't remember much anymore.
Well, technically mostly Frisian :)
Trepp, let us not forget the GUIT - Grand Unified Ioun Theory.
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Well, technically mostly Frisian :)You're dutch too? Will the similarities never cease? :DYeah, west Michigan is full of us Dutch people. It's kinda hard to miss with towns named Holland and Zeeland and the "V" section of the phone being so frakkin' huge. :D But the nearest relation that ever spoke any Dutch in my family is my grandfather grew up speaking it, but as soon as he started school he learned English, and doesn't remember much anymore.
A Frisian would tell you the difference, definitely. They predate the Romans.
You can find my family all over the north sea; Norway, Ireland, Denmark, Netherlands, England, and Ireland. There are a number of us here in the states as well, notably in Pennsylvania and the Carolinas.
Oh God it will kill us all!!!!!
Gah! Dammed abomination!
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Oh, I'm fully aware. That's half the fun. ;-)Oooohhhhh, thats gonna get you in trouble. :PLies! Girls can't do math at all.Uhhhh....tee hee math is hard???OMG, you are so right. But girls can do math, too!:P
Next Kingmaker session: Math puzzles for 8 hours!
Yeah... pass.
I have a fun boil to lance that day. :-p
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Oh, I'm fully aware. That's half the fun. ;-)Oooohhhhh, thats gonna get you in trouble. :PLies! Girls can't do math at all.Uhhhh....tee hee math is hard???OMG, you are so right. But girls can do math, too!:P
Next Kingmaker session: Math puzzles for 8 hours!
Yeah... pass.
I have a fun boil to lance that day. :-p
Best excuse ever.
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Best excuse ever.Oh, I'm fully aware. That's half the fun. ;-)Oooohhhhh, thats gonna get you in trouble. :PLies! Girls can't do math at all.Uhhhh....tee hee math is hard???OMG, you are so right. But girls can do math, too!:P
Next Kingmaker session: Math puzzles for 8 hours!
Yeah... pass.
I have a fun boil to lance that day. :-p
A paladin would actually do it with a lance.
A paladin would actually do it with a lance.Best excuse ever.Oh, I'm fully aware. That's half the fun. ;-)Oooohhhhh, thats gonna get you in trouble. :PLies! Girls can't do math at all.Uhhhh....tee hee math is hard???OMG, you are so right. But girls can do math, too!:P
Next Kingmaker session: Math puzzles for 8 hours!
Yeah... pass.
I have a fun boil to lance that day. :-p
Would he use Vital Strike or Power Attack or would he just Smite it?
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Would he use Vital Strike or Power Attack or would he just Smite it?A paladin would actually do it with a lance.Best excuse ever.Oh, I'm fully aware. That's half the fun. ;-)Oooohhhhh, thats gonna get you in trouble. :PLies! Girls can't do math at all.Uhhhh....tee hee math is hard???OMG, you are so right. But girls can do math, too!:P
Next Kingmaker session: Math puzzles for 8 hours!
Yeah... pass.
I have a fun boil to lance that day. :-p
I hope we're still talking about boils here.
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Morning... Fawlties
Artist - Butterfingers
Album - Breakfast At Fatboys
Lyrics - I Love Work
Woke up this morning a little too early,
a little too tired, a little too surly.
Guess I got up on the wrong side of the bed
when I shoulda stayed in it instead.
But I gotta go to work 'cause I love it
Oh how I wanna tell the boss to shove it
No matter how I want to crash
Need abundance of funds when it comes to cash.
So I wash my face with a little bit of water
to wake me up
('Does it work?' 'Yeah, sorta..')
Inspect the reflection, check my eyes -
they're bloodshot, that's no surprise.
So I wake up every day the same way,
no matter what time I hit the hay
Fall asleep at like seven o'clock
and I wake up tired wearing dirty socks, thinking.I love (I love work)
Work (I love work)
I love (Geez, I love work)
Work
Good song.
I like Yo Mama better though ;-)
Had a yummy dinner of spaghetti and italian sausage after a shower and a change of clothes. Finished the latest test and the next one won't be announced until tomorrow. Other than a short math assignment I actually have an evening free. Looks like it might be time to get some drawing done while catching up on Castle. I've been DVRing it since the season started, but haven't got around to watching a single episode.
I could almost picture her, "yes, I know where that book is at, why do you want to know young man?"I couldn't help but giggle at this. :DHQ470.S3 V3 1967Indeed. Though that's not specifically librarian porn.
(yes, I recognize call # for the Kama Sutra without having to look it up. My brain is full of silly trivia like that.)
Indeed, Lindisty is full of awesome.
Back in the early days of my career, when I was still in a job that required me to do time on the reference desk, I did have a similar conversation, in fact. Though it was The Joy of Sex, not the Kama Sutra. Poor kid was so embarrassed.
(also, thanks for the compliment, folks. I blush!)
Goes to Library of Congress site to look up the call number of Judy Blume's Wifey.
French Fries and corn dogs for dinner. So deliciously bad for me! Perfect treat after two days of fruits, salads, and yogurts!
I remember back when I was reading Plantinga it was "Frisians this; Frisians that." Kinda gave away what ol' Al was.
Especially considering that most librarians are (in my head) plump old ladies.Although 'doing librarian' does have a bit of a ring to it...I like the sound of that! ;DSo do a lot of people, apparently. :)
(I never would have guessed that 'librarian porn' was a fetish until a few years ago. I was... surprised, to say the least.)
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I tried to purge it from my mind all day, and just couldn't. :)
Mom was the librarian in the junior high attached to my grade school, so I spent my time before and after class in her library through fourth grade. She put me to work, of course, so I spent a lot of time putting pockets and "Date Due" stamp sheets into new books with rubber cement, punching the little checkout cards, and shelving books (on the low shelves) while she typed the card catalog entries. Oh, I filed those, too. It was awesome. I doubt any of that is still in use. Even Dewey has been replaced, I think.
gets lost in nostalgic haze... or is that the rubber cement fumes?
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Why do you hate me so....? Sad zombie is sad.Two words: Weed. Killer.Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Did you finally realize that you attempt to have Zombeh World Domination is futile because we have plants?Four words: Bullet. To. The. Brainnnnnnnn.
George Romero taught me everything I need to kill a Zombeh.
.......
ZOMBIES ATE MY TOMATOES OKAY!
Not this zombie. Tomatoes - blergh! yuck!
Mom was the librarian in the junior high attached to my grade school, so I spent my time before and after class in her library through fourth grade. She put me to work, of course, so I spent a lot of time putting pockets and "Date Due" stamp sheets into new books with rubber cement, punching the little checkout cards, and shelving books (on the low shelves) while she typed the card catalog entries. Oh, I filed those, too. It was awesome. I doubt any of that is still in use. Even Dewey has been replaced, I think.
gets lost in nostalgic haze... or is that the rubber cement fumes?
Dewey is still widely used in public libraries, but the rest of it... yeah not so many card files or date due stamps anymore. At least not in libraries of any size. There are plenty of small libraries that probably still use them.
Oh, and here was my April Fool's I couldn't pull cos everybody was gone but me.
A couple years ago we CT scanned some fossilized tylosaur ethmoids for some Professors at SMU who were studying their depth capabilities in comparison to the specialized venous systems of modern deep diving whales i.e. modern whales have specialized venous systems that allow them to saturate their brains with blood for extremely long, deep dives.....apparently so did some tylosaurs.
So my joke was this: I was going to wait until we were really busy and tell my boss that the Radiation Physicist wanted to know if we could CT scan a mamenchisaurus femur for the SMU guys. It's kinda too big to go in a CT; I think it'd be above the weight limits for the table anyhow's.
So he wouldn't know what a mamenchisaurus was until I wikied it for him.
Dewey is still widely used in public libraries, but the rest of it... yeah not so many card files or date due stamps anymore. At least not in libraries of any size. There are plenty of small libraries that probably still use them.Mom was the librarian in the junior high attached to my grade school, so I spent my time before and after class in her library through fourth grade. She put me to work, of course, so I spent a lot of time putting pockets and "Date Due" stamp sheets into new books with rubber cement, punching the little checkout cards, and shelving books (on the low shelves) while she typed the card catalog entries. Oh, I filed those, too. It was awesome. I doubt any of that is still in use. Even Dewey has been replaced, I think.
gets lost in nostalgic haze... or is that the rubber cement fumes?
That Dewey....what a manwhore.
Okay I'll stop.
If a woman says she is wrong, is she still wrong?
Dewey is still widely used in public libraries, but the rest of it... yeah not so many card files or date due stamps anymore. At least not in libraries of any size. There are plenty of small libraries that probably still use them.Mom was the librarian in the junior high attached to my grade school, so I spent my time before and after class in her library through fourth grade. She put me to work, of course, so I spent a lot of time putting pockets and "Date Due" stamp sheets into new books with rubber cement, punching the little checkout cards, and shelving books (on the low shelves) while she typed the card catalog entries. Oh, I filed those, too. It was awesome. I doubt any of that is still in use. Even Dewey has been replaced, I think.
gets lost in nostalgic haze... or is that the rubber cement fumes?
That Dewey....what a manwhore.
Okay I'll stop.
There's a reason he was responsible for the feminization of the profession. ;)
(Really! Dewey was one of the first proponents of allowing women into the profession. Of course, he only wanted them in subordinate positions, and insisted that unless they drastically professionally outperformed their male colleagues, they be relegated to essentially clerical positions, but it was still a more progressive stance than most of his colleagues took at the time.)
What should E be for? Erik Mona?
What should E be for? Erik Mona?
Wut?
Scratches head.
Are we playing a game?
How about a nice game of chess?What should E be for? Erik Mona?Wut?
Scratches head.
Are we playing a game?
I don't have the braaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnssssssss for it.
Avoids the zombie's trap.
I need an "E is for..." for my Abecedary.
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And on the opposite side of the peninsula, you have the Germans who congregate in places such as Frankenmuth with their tasty, tasty chicken at their Bavarian themed restaurants.
But when they dare try to share their confections with the west siders, that's when the Dutch pulls out their oven. And causes all sorts of havoc.
Fowl game.
;-)
Ahh Frankenmuth - my home for about 8 years.
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Sorry guys been ultra busy lately and haven't been able to post. Among other things updating my Trygon to be used as a nascent demon lord of Deskari for my Worldwound/ Mendev campaign. Hope to post again soon.