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Something is happening today. Something is wrong.

I feel cold.

I am at the office. The heat here has been off for 4 days and it's on now but the majority of the radiators feel about as warm as a person's handshake(others feel ice cold), and everyone's legs, including mine, feel quite cold. I think it may be colder in this building than outside. Someone is theorizing that there are metal supports in the floor underneath us that are leaching heat from all available sources, including us. As an aside, all of the metal filing cabinets in here are like ice- even I cannot bear their touch for long.

It seems I have discovered an exception to my love of the cold.


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Well obiously, I'm naked at work. I should have put clothes on today.

Liberty's Edge

Pray for me, after the busy holiday celebrations and travel I caught the dreaded man cold. The humidifier and easy meal choices we stocked up on in prep for the storm are going to get extra use these next few days.


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Freehold DM wrote:

Something is happening today. Something is wrong.

I feel cold.

I am at the office. The heat here has been off for 4 days and it's on now but the majority of the radiators feel about as warm as a person's handshake(others feel ice cold), and everyone's legs, including mine, feel quite cold. I think it may be colder in this building than outside. Someone is theorizing that there are metal supports in the floor underneath us that are leaching heat from all available sources, including us. As an aside, all of the metal filing cabinets in here are like ice- even I cannot bear their touch for long.

It seems I have discovered an exception to my love of the cold.

Well, if this were the opening scene of a Supernatural episode, you'd be about to die in a particularly gruesome manner.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Something is happening today. Something is wrong.

I feel cold.

I am at the office. The heat here has been off for 4 days and it's on now but the majority of the radiators feel about as warm as a person's handshake(others feel ice cold), and everyone's legs, including mine, feel quite cold. I think it may be colder in this building than outside. Someone is theorizing that there are metal supports in the floor underneath us that are leaching heat from all available sources, including us. As an aside, all of the metal filing cabinets in here are like ice- even I cannot bear their touch for long.

It seems I have discovered an exception to my love of the cold.

Well, if this were the opening scene of a Supernatural episode, you'd be about to die in a particularly gruesome manner.

[Crazy, insane conspiracy theory]They STOLE Supernatural from Hunter the Reckoning! Grraaaaaaaahhhhhh![/Crazy, insane conspiracy theory]


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In Freehold's World, the definition of "inspiration" and "theft" are the same thing.

Also, Freehold is a Weather Hypocrite.

;)


Vanykrye wrote:

In Freehold's World, the definition of "inspiration" and "theft" are the same thing.

Also, Freehold is a Weather Hypocrite.

;)

Freehold's World. I like the sound of that.

And it's pretty obvious it's a direct lift, Supernatural fans think me crazy but I have the evidence!!!

And I am not a hypocrite! The floor is leaching out heat from anything that touches it! It's crazy!


Okay I just found out something- there is no insulation in the building.

I am in an old part of the Bronx. These buildings were never meant to be offices, it's meant to be storage, preferably cold storage. It's why the heat is unreliable and everything is frozen solid. The filing cabinets hurt to touch they are so cold. The first person in the building said their breath was misting up for a bit. Wow.


It's also probably 10 degrees colder than what the thermostat says.


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Tater Slaad wrote:

*ppppffffftttttt*

You've been egged. Still wanna fight? Limey might be willing to spar.

I would be happy to. Today I was practising dagger, and I have some moves I want to try out.

But wait!!! Who's this?


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It is I, Dauntless Ranger Longears! My favoured enemies are 1) light fittings, and 2) houseplants, and I wish to announce another pair of impressive kills to my fellow adventurers.


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Speaking of deep cold storage...

Wait, if Freehold is actually feeling cold does that mean he won't try to make out with:

Fantasy NPC: Yanthir Ilvernal, The Frozen Ghost?!

I am shocked chilled!

Spoiler:
I had the idea yesterday or day before, and wrote it before reading Freehold's cold post. Speak of coincidences.


My mom made aebleskiver for breakfast this morning and it was awesome.


Drejk wrote:

Speaking of deep cold storage...

Wait, if Freehold is actually feeling cold does that mean he won't try to make out with:

Fantasy NPC: Yanthir Ilvernal, The Frozen Ghost?!

I am shocked chilled!

** spoiler omitted **

I would, but she is addled, so I wouldn't want to confuse her.


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Fantasy NPC: Zemiya Bukova, The Poisoned Ghost

Tea, anyone?


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Maybe I should make myself a pot of Earl Gray?


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Yes. I'll take one too.


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What if soy milk is just regular milk that's introducing itself in Spanish?


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The other day I spent 30 minutes staring at my naked body in the mirror. Then I thought "How much longer until they kick me out of this Ikea?"


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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy, and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?


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I got caught peeing in the local pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly that I almost fell in.


I'm like a battery. I'm never included in things either.


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Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is "Mrs. Fire".


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I want to plant some flowers, but I haven't botany.


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I once ran a marathon in Sweden, but knew I had made a wrong turn when I crossed the Finnish line.


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Where do math teachers go for vacation? Times Square.


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This morning I coughed up 3 pawns, 2 knights, and a bishop. I went to the doctor, and he said "You have a terrible chess infection."


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Fantasy NPC: Viggo Tallmanse, The Hanged Ghost.

Poor halfling, executed for a crime that he did not commit.


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: Viggo Tallmanse, The Hanged Ghost.

Poor halfling, executed for a crime that he did not commit.

You've been busy.


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Pele, the World's greatest Soccer player and icon of my youth, has passed.

I'm in shock. "F" Cancer!


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I've learned what we're doing for the garden show, we have THE prime spot in front.

No pressure.


We're going to see Avatar II tomorrow, and apparently it's nearly four hours long.

Blimey.


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: Zemiya Bukova, The Poisoned Ghost

Tea, anyone?

I like this approach to/description of evil, angry at the world. It is very believable and very human, and should be used more.


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Fantasy NPC: Kharraghan The SKy-Fell, The Fallen Ghost.

Do not remind this dragon that he fell to his death while courting a dragoness...


Limeylongears wrote:

We're going to see Avatar II tomorrow, and apparently it's nearly four hours long.

Blimey.

It was too long - I got fed up in the middle and had to have a bit of a break in the corridor - but the visuals were really, really spectacular, and the monsters were great.


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: Kharraghan The SKy-Fell, The Fallen Ghost.

Do not remind this dragon that he fell to his death while courting a dragoness...

Loving this


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Never mind all that about the ex-Pope, a walrus has parked up on the front in Scarborough, E. Yorks, and has also started playing with itself in public, if reports are to be believed.


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Came in tonight to find the general manager working the desk. He said that, while he hadn't had anyone come looking for a place to party, he wanted to make sure no one did. So he set the rate to over $400. I'm surprised, but very glad.


"You want to institute corporal punishment? Isn't being a corporal punishment enough? It's all the responsibility, with none of the respect of being an NCO!"


HAPPY NRW YEAR


New Year Horror story (mainly for Lisa).

I had bought a one kilogram bag of frozen pierogi. My freezer is wonky so they ended in fridge instead letting them slowly unfreeze over a day instead of cooking them immediately (1 kg is two servings for me anyway). Yesterday I ate half. Today, I set up a pot on the stove, pulled the bag out of the fridge and discovered that under the few pierogis on the top, the rest somehow fused into a singular mass of dough. Which I am cooking now.

*makes notes*


I finally found the second half of the seal for the lift of D&%*%ead in Elden Ring.

Which just opens up all sorts of new ways for me to die.


Drejk wrote:

New Year Horror story (mainly for Lisa).

I had bought a one kilogram bag of frozen pierogi. My freezer is wonky so they ended in fridge instead letting them slowly unfreeze over a day instead of cooking them immediately (1 kg is two servings for me anyway). Yesterday I ate half. Today, I set up a pot on the stove, pulled the bag out of the fridge and discovered that under the few pierogis on the top, the rest somehow fused into a singular mass of dough. Which I am cooking now.

*makes notes*

Oh no! Yeah, I can see why that happened. I hope the dough is not too tough to be enjoyable now!


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Fantasy NPC: Vholatrax The Annihilator, The Scourge Of World(s).

A cruel dragon-god from another dimension invades this thread!

There is just a tiny flaw in his plans of conquests, though...


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For those of us who remember the FaWTL Old Guard-- Moorluck is in need of some help.

Sovereign Court

Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: Vholatrax The Annihilator, The Scourge Of World(s).

A cruel dragon-god from another dimension invades this thread!

There is just a tiny flaw in his plans of conquests, though...

Hahaha, me like cruel dragon-god, he funny! Make Orange Hulk laugh lots!


Squeaker: I like to POUNCE!!!
Sneaker: On me, when I'm comfortably asleep, or enjoying cuddles with the Titans.

If you want bother, remember that I'm bigger than you.


captain yesterday wrote:

I finally found the second half of the seal for the lift of D#+~$ead in Elden Ring.

Which just opens up all sorts of new ways for me to die.

So many new ways to die! All sorts of angry fire belching siege engines, a whole mess of dead ends and these weird frog lizard bile spewing monstrosities that love latching onto my head and choking me out when they aren't spewing bile.

Plus there's the overweight projectile vomiting slag giants.


captain yesterday wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I finally found the second half of the seal for the lift of D#+~$ead in Elden Ring.

Which just opens up all sorts of new ways for me to die.

So many new ways to die! All sorts of angry fire belching siege engines, a whole mess of dead ends and these weird frog lizard bile spewing monstrosities that love latching onto my head and choking me out when they aren't spewing bile.

Plus there's the overweight projectile vomiting slag giants.

Any Crunchy Frogs yet? Or Spring Surprises?


"Essential oils are those used to fry onion rings, chicken wings, and french fries. All other oils are NOT essential."

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