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I was just thinking that he was starting a joke, a la gran, and at some point he'd get to some punchline involving wordplay on homosexuality...
EDIT: My naked body is a punchline on homosexuality...
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Fantasy NPC: Kennevol Un Mattai, Master ArchitectThat’s rather... bleak.
“Maybe he was cursed by the fey!” “Nope, he’s just a middle-aged man who gave up on life.”
Ouch! I feel attacked! How dare you use me as an NPC!
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I was just thinking that he was starting a joke, a la gran, and at some point he'd get to some punchline involving wordplay on homosexuality...
EDIT: My naked body is a punchline on homosexuality...
- rereads and then slowly puts away the dollar bills and smartass comments like "shake it baby!" -
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Woooow... back to school night is really showing me why Impus Major is having a rough time of it! One the one hand, his English teacher is just awesome, and his math teacher really means well, but it's his first year and he just doesn't understand teenagers yet. But then there's the grossly-overqualified physics teacher who nearly put me to sleep in her 10-minute presentation (I know few people who can be THAT boring), and the Spanish teacher whose entire attitude seems to be, "Your kids should be fluent by now (Spanish 2) and translating all of the assignments for you. And of COURSE I'm grading them off on enyays (spelling?) and tildes! This is Spanish TWO!"
She even went so far as to give us the complete syllabus in Spanish, telling us, "Oh, your kids can translate that for you!"
Really? My second-year Spanish student is going to translate a syllabus. Hmmm...
And I'm typing this while the history teacher is trying to give the physics teacher a run for her money in an amazingly boring 10-minute ramble.
Thank goodness our awesome choir teacher is last! It'll help wake me up!
(Just to set expectations, his English teacher was just, "Here's who I am, here's what we're doing this semester, here are the major projects that are due and how you can check up on them, and here's how to contact me." And it was wonderful to have someone so refreshingly straightforward. And cheerful. Scary, scary cheerful...)
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OK. Mind blown.
The choir teacher has had each kid singing at home. I've heard Impus Minor singing in his room.
Then she grabs Reaper and puts all 55 kids together, aligns the timings, etc.
And the result is just fricking incredible.
Post-production for the win!
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Have a good night John.
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OK. Mind blown.
The choir teacher has had each kid singing at home. I've heard Impus Minor singing in his room.
Then she grabs Reaper and puts all 55 kids together, aligns the timings, etc.
And the result is just fricking incredible.
Post-production for the win!
Something went right?!? Oh no! It's The End Of The World
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About to go home. Good night, everyone.
Feel better, John.
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Fantasy NPC: Kennevol Un Mattai, Master ArchitectThat’s rather... bleak.
“Maybe he was cursed by the fey!” “Nope, he’s just a middle-aged man who gave up on life.”
"Break enchantment!"
"Nope. Nothing."
"Heal!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Dammit... I am out of ideas..."
Sports car?
Sports horse?Affair with 22 year old nightclub hostess?
Hair plugs?
Plug hair?
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Sports car?
Sports horse?
Sports pegasus?
Affair with 22 year old nightclub hostess?
Affair with 220 year old elven sorceress?
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Woooow... back to school night is really showing me why Impus Major is having a rough time of it! One the one hand, his English teacher is just awesome, and his math teacher really means well, but it's his first year and he just doesn't understand teenagers yet. But then there's the grossly-overqualified physics teacher who nearly put me to sleep in her 10-minute presentation (I know few people who can be THAT boring), and the Spanish teacher whose entire attitude seems to be, "Your kids should be fluent by now (Spanish 2) and translating all of the assignments for you. And of COURSE I'm grading them off on enyays (spelling?) and tildes! This is Spanish TWO!"
She even went so far as to give us the complete syllabus in Spanish, telling us, "Oh, your kids can translate that for you!"
Really? My second-year Spanish student is going to translate a syllabus. Hmmm...
And I'm typing this while the history teacher is trying to give the physics teacher a run for her money in an amazingly boring 10-minute ramble.
Thank goodness our awesome choir teacher is last! It'll help wake me up!
(Just to set expectations, his English teacher was just, "Here's who I am, here's what we're doing this semester, here are the major projects that are due and how you can check up on them, and here's how to contact me." And it was wonderful to have someone so refreshingly straightforward. And cheerful. Scary, scary cheerful...)
i don't know about translations, but in Spanish 2 you should know your ñ and your á fairly well.
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My parents used to have a farm on half way down a dead end road and we used to call it Cat Dump Lane, because whenever a car drove down our road we knew we'd end up with a couple of more barn cats.
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thereisnoteaatworkandiforgottobringanyofmyowninandsoimhavingtodrinkcoffeean diamreallyreallyreallyreallynotusedtothis
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When scientists don't do their research - and it's amazing
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Queer: “If there are is an infinite amount of segments (of any size) between “here” and “there” then how do we cross that infinity?”... autocorrect.
ಠ_ಠ
Autocorrect, what did you make me say.
(>_<)
sigh
The word was "query."
"Query."
Just.
ugh
And of course, now that I notice it, I can't edit it.
(；一_一)
I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh at your internal turmoil.
But I *needed* to laugh tonight, and you were convenient.
Here. Have a cookie.
YOU'RE LUCKY THIS COOKIE IS DELICIOUS!
... nah, feel free, I laughed, too. XD
(you can't have the cookie back, though, because I ate it)
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Bunch of major a-holes dumped two kittens in my nieces garden. Kittens are doing ok, bit dehydrated.
If I ever go to jail for murder its because I see someone do something like this to an animal.
<KILL THEM ALL.>
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<KILL THEM ALL.>Bunch of major a-holes dumped two kittens in my nieces garden. Kittens are doing ok, bit dehydrated.
If I ever go to jail for murder its because I see someone do something like this to an animal.
You are one of my heroes.
Your backstory is heartbreaking.
I cannot deny the righteousness of your fury, and I hope you find the vengeance you seek.
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<I am good kitty.>
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Bunch of major a-holes dumped two kittens in my nieces garden. Kittens are doing ok, bit dehydrated.
If I ever go to jail for murder its because I see someone do something like this to an animal.
Impossible. I saw you here visiting Poland when that terrible murder happened!
When that bastard was killed by someone completely else and not you, by the way?
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Fantasy NPC: Asyenka Leeshka. The last magistrate is the caretaker of the city's park with the dark secret.
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Fantasy NPC: Asyenka Leeshka. The last magistrate is the caretaker of the city's park with the dark secret.
What is a dark cultist druid? And does it provide a way around druids’ usual alignment restrictions?
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Fantasy NPC: Asyenka Leeshka. The last magistrate is the caretaker of the city's park with the dark secret.What is a dark cultist druid? And does it provide a way around druids’ usual alignment restrictions?
Yes.
I might write it down one day fully.
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Crookshanks got her learner's permit.
This will be your only warning.
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Crookshanks got her learner's permit.
This will be your only warning.
Is it for a plane, spaceship, or deep earth-tunneling drill?
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Is it for a plane, spaceship, or deep earth-tunneling drill?Crookshanks got her learner's permit.
This will be your only warning.
Skid loader.
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Is it for a plane, spaceship, or deep earth-tunneling drill?Crookshanks got her learner's permit.
This will be your only warning.
Anti-aircraft cannon?
Gryphon?Tricycle?
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You don't need a driver's license for that, she already knows how to drive a skid loader.
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EDIT: It all starts with the photoelectric effect studied by Einstein that proved quantization of electrons (hence "quantum mechanics"). Once you show that there's a minimum allowable unit in the universe, everything else follows pretty quickly (and crazily). But every college kid repeats the experiment. I did it. Shiro's son is doing it now. One of those fundamental, "Change the universe" experiments that you can do in any college physics lab.Interesting. I'll check it out.
So because I love visuals and I have nothing to do at work -- knock on wood -- I watched a vid of the Single-Slit Experiment, and then made google-drawings of it. Here and here.)
If I understand this right, many photons pass through a wide slit, in other words those photons' positional uncertainty is high. Which means their momentum (momental?) uncertainty is low. In other words, photons passing through a wide slit travel in more or less straight lines.
When the slit is narrowed, the photons' positional uncertainty shrinks way down, which forces their momental uncertainty way up. In other words, the few photons which make it through the slit scatter in a cone pattern. But because space itself is quantized, those few photons can't just blur into wider photons or split into more photons as they go, each photon has to probabilistically exist in more and more 'holes' as they go.
Do I have it right?
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Fantasy NPC: Asyenka Leeshka. The last magistrate is the caretaker of the city's park with the dark secret.What is a dark cultist druid? And does it provide a way around druids’ usual alignment restrictions?Yes.
I might write it down one day fully.
Nifty. I like this NPC a lot. But I’ve always liked the idea of dark things hiding in plain sight.
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specifically, please, i am requesting, someone send me a key-lime pie
Please do not key me, or put me in a pie.
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Woot. My dwarven forge for plaguestone arrived
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Call or email customer service. They are usually very helpful
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I just got the BEST belated birthday present, a Starfinder EVERYTHING box, because FaWtLers are amazing people.
:-)
Sooo happy.
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I just got the BEST belated birthday present, a Starfinder EVERYTHING box, because FaWtLers are amazing people.
:-)
Sooo happy.
All will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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FaWtLeans are always surprisingly generous.
I mean, I'm covered in pie!
That's nice!
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FaWtLeans are always surprisingly generous.
I'll testify to that.
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That was a solid way that I used to kill wizards in 1st Edition D&D.
All the female players in my group are all about them animals. one collects pets one is a druid with a snake and of course sorcerer with her cat. I just run with it.First... edition... Dee... and... Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...?
Huh.
You old.
XD
My DM used to call it AD&D. I used to remember which actual version it was but I don't atm. I know their is like 3 D&D 1sts.
Also what do you mean young look at this glorious beard and its grey streak!
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Some of us are old.
Here let me pull out my nerd cred.
Zip....kathunk!
Started in 3rd grade with the blue box. My first DM used a mix of basic and 1E to run me through B2.
Went on to play mostly 1E T1, S2, G1-3 etc back with the monochromatic covers. Last real 1E campaign was dragonlance that died at Skullcap in college.
Hah! Yeah.
Mostly it was a joke because I'm pretty sure Vid is pretty young as far as most of us go, though I could be wrong.
DRAGONLANCE FOREVER...
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...should i tell freehold my real feelings about the settingcool, man, cool, yeah, DLf'r'v'r, yah *weak fist pump*
Our setting was very grey hawk.
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KENDER FOREVER
UGH ofcourse you would like kenders.
(j/k)
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<KILL THEM ALL.>Bunch of major a-holes dumped two kittens in my nieces garden. Kittens are doing ok, bit dehydrated.
If I ever go to jail for murder its because I see someone do something like this to an animal.
Definitely my favorite red lantern.
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KENDER FOREVERUGH ofcourse you would like kenders.
(j/k)
f+!% yeah!
I also love Taladas.