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Now I'm gonna have to request you put some pants on.
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I personally like it when they come to me and ask "can you tell me what room I'm in."
"Sure thing! your in the lobby."
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I got one science and hotel related
A photon checks into a hotel. He is asked if he needs help with his luggage the photon replies "no I'm traveling light"
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How come we never get any hotel related jokes? your not being very accommodating!Are you happy now?
Like in life? in general? at this moment? ever? uhh no. not really.
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I know I've used that one before.
It is quite possible that I got it from you. "You expect me to keep track of all the jokes you've posted here? Hah! Just be glad I don't post the seem one twice in a row."
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I find I am so awkward at dating not understanding things but I hardly understood my gender until a few years ago. Although feel like I want someone to be with and cuddle and hug not caring about the gender of the other person.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Dating doesn't have to be that difficult just be who you would be around a friend. Do things that you enjoy and you think the other person would too. Talk joke etc. That always seemed to work for me.
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Scarring my kids' brains for life, one trauma at a time:
- NobodysWife suggested I show Impus Major the Edward sihouette
- We scrolled down and showed him the Bella womb. He was nonplussed
- Scrolling down, we encountered the Sparkle Dildo
- Impus Major curled up on the floor in a corner, making whimpering sounds and barking.As he put it once he recovered, "What is WRONG with people?!?!?!"
They're humans. That's what is WRONG with them.
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They're humans. That's what is WRONG with them.Scarring my kids' brains for life, one trauma at a time:
- NobodysWife suggested I show Impus Major the Edward sihouette
- We scrolled down and showed him the Bella womb. He was nonplussed
- Scrolling down, we encountered the Sparkle Dildo
- Impus Major curled up on the floor in a corner, making whimpering sounds and barking.As he put it once he recovered, "What is WRONG with people?!?!?!"
Not enough dragons around anymore to eat people.
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Sparkle Dildo needs to be a My Little Pony.
Or the best Transformer of them ALL.
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Dating - try those dating apps, but check reviews to see if they are genuine first. I was lucky, I met my BF while PFSing and he's still getting boggled by the amount of caster cheese that I can churn out.
I have a friend who is now happily married after finding someone through a dating app.
The sad fact of life is as we start working harder and later and getting called at all hours to work(handphone ascessibility), our social life suffers.
Especially for introverts who don't go out to parties, preferring to stay in their small circle of friends.
And basically it boils down to probability, the more people you interact with, the more likely you're going to come across someone you like, or if not like, at least can get along with.
If you really want to get out with someone, you'll need to put effort into going to more gatherings of people. Try those with shared hobbies, at least you get common ground.
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If it helps, I'm not very girlish either, since I feel that I tend to be very decisive and not the empathic feely sort which in my culture is more associated with guys.
And my hobbies are basically what guys do. Like play tabletop games, computer games... Etc. Believe me, I got a lot of flak for that.
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Introvert (aka me) describing club: Went to a club once (ONCE) most annoying thing I've ever been too. Music so loud you can't hear a thing. a bunch of drunks throwing themselves at each other while awkwardly trying to look like they can dance, and you had to pay to get into this nonsense.
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If it helps, I'm not very girlish either, since I feel that I tend to be very decisive and not the empathic feely sort which in my culture is more associated with guys.
And my hobbies are basically what guys do. Like play tabletop games, computer games... Etc. Believe me, I got a lot of flak for that.
Ah that is so dumb. People that give others flak for having gaming hobbies. ESPECIALLY when it is other gamers. I'll stop myself from going into a rant real quick here.
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Best dating advice I ever heard: Live a life that someone would like to be a part of. Someone will turn up.
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Best dating advice I ever heard: Live a life that someone would like to be a part of. Someone will turn up.
I may quote you on that one.
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Feel free. It is good advice.
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Sparkle Dildo needs to be a My Little Pony.
There are days where I could kiss you.
This is one of them.
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You know, like people who breed horses rent studs from other ranches?
Sparkle Dildo could be the MLP rent-a-stud.
there are already a pair of ponies who fit that description.
The first one is an unofficial pony who is the headcanon of Tara Strong, who was Twilight Sparkle's unofficial boyfriend, Stud Muffin. I think there are a few pics of him drawn online, but he is not a real pony, per se.
The second is a pony who i know from the comic, a filly who runs the kissing booth at a fair- one bit(the pony equivalent of money) a kiss. She winks a lot and hearts come put when she winks. I know little of her- not even her name- other than some lascivious bronies came up with some headcanon and art for her I will not describe here.
Friendship is magic.
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Dude in front of me at the grocery store got his ass kicked recently.
I'm guessing it was deserved.
wow.
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Scarring my kids' brains for life, one trauma at a time:
- NobodysWife suggested I show Impus Major the Edward sihouette
- We scrolled down and showed him the Bella womb. He was nonplussed
- Scrolling down, we encountered the Sparkle Dildo
- Impus Major curled up on the floor in a corner, making whimpering sounds and barking.As he put it once he recovered, "What is WRONG with people?!?!?!"
sounds like he made the first two saves and failed the last.
Kids got some stamina.
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There is a Firefly board game. It's quite good. I have it and all the expansions, plus they're releasing a new game called Brigands and Browncoats that looks like it's more of a minis game. I really should know more about it since I pre-ordered it, but I don't.
... but I'd buy a Firefly board game.
I thought this was a joke. I havent seen this at any con I went to. Maybe I blocked it out.
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Could it be a Bard spell for those 'special' entertainments?Or the best Transformer of them ALL.Sparkle Dildo needs to be a My Little Pony.
I have read numerous versions of that spell. I have to say Exalted's Scroll of Swallowed Darkness was the all time best.
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Introvert (aka me) describing club: Went to a club once (ONCE) most annoying thing I've ever been too. Music so loud you can't hear a thing. a bunch of drunks throwing themselves at each other while awkwardly trying to look like they can dance, and you had to pay to get into this nonsense.
im an extrovert and i hate clubs. The only clubs that i have gone to and enjoyed were gay clubs. Probably because I wasnt trying to get laid there. And the DJ was actually GOOD (a true rarity).
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is to realize that the other person is an idiot.
Yup.
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If it helps, I'm not very girlish either, since I feel that I tend to be very decisive and not the empathic feely sort which in my culture is more associated with guys.
And my hobbies are basically what guys do. Like play tabletop games, computer games... Etc. Believe me, I got a lot of flak for that.
please continue to be yourself. We need unique beings. Not stereotypes.
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Also note that sexuality IS a rather primal aspect of us all. The emotions we thrill sexually to haven't changed significantly in human evolution. Any romantic contact needs to play into that. And of course, alcohol helps focus this.
Don't generalize. It's both sexes. But #notallhumans.
Admittedly, the more I see how true it is,the more I consider myself immensely fortunate my brain just happened to get wired such as to avoid this near completely. I find it kinda terrifying as an outsider looking in.
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I personally like it when they come to me and ask "can you tell me what room I'm in."
"Sure thing! your in the lobby."
I always liked it when they had me fill up the bathtub with ice and booze.
Admittedly, that was because I was in charge of hospitality suites for bands and it was always fun to meet the band (except the Backstreet Boys, who were cheap a~!&$@%s.
Lyle Lovett both knew how to party, and was a big tipper, same with Rob Zombie.
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I hear robs quite friendly for a zombie.
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He is! He gave me free tickets to his show for recommending which bars and restaurants to go to downtown. In addition to the tip.
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Cool guy.
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I must say, I am truly enjoying oiling and brushing my face every morning.
I look and smell good.
I wish I had discovered this level of hair care earlier in life. But mom had a hard enough time with me shaving with a pack of cheapo disposables(which have done enough damage to my face, thank you very much), much less a straight razor.
Sometimes its about the journey, but I would have liked to keep my face a bit less...rugged, maybe.
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Gonna quote a storybook on this but.. Not forgiving someone is like leaving a nail in your foot even if you weren't the one who put it there.
When possible, try to forgive. Bearing long grudges hurts yourself too.
And the world needs more good feelings anyway.
Usually I get riled pretty fast but I cool down pretty quick after that. Life's too short to bear grudges.
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You ARE a youngster, aren't you?We've been complaining about the commercialization of Christmas here in the U.S. for at least 40 years now. It's become a tradition:
- Trim the tree
- Put out grandpa
- Argue about the commercialization of Christmas
Anyone else remember a few years ago there being a bit of hoopla over I want to say ABC cutting into A Charlie Brown Christmas to show more commercials?
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TRUE STORY: Last year when I was chaperoning the high school I had to bust a group of guys for talking too loud too late at night. Their conversation? Whether the Bolshevik Revolution or the Holocaust caused greater human suffering.
...what did they decide? That's a fascinating topic.
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Gonna quote a storybook on this but.. Not forgiving someone is like leaving a nail in your foot even if you weren't the one who put it there.
When possible, try to forgive. Bearing long grudges hurts yourself too.
And the world needs more good feelings anyway.
Usually I get riled pretty fast but I cool down pretty quick after that. Life's too short to bear grudges.
I hold on to grudges forever.
It isn't healthy, but some things I can't let go, nor do I want to. Part of me will yearn for vengeance.
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You ARE a youngster, aren't you?We've been complaining about the commercialization of Christmas here in the U.S. for at least 40 years now. It's become a tradition:
- Trim the tree
- Put out grandpa
- Argue about the commercialization of Christmas
Anyone else remember a few years ago there being a bit of hoopla over I want to say ABC cutting into A Charlie Brown Christmas to show more commercials?
...what did they decide? That's a fascinating topic.=====
TRUE STORY: Last year when I was chaperoning the high school I had to bust a group of guys for talking too loud too late at night. Their conversation? Whether the Bolshevik Revolution or the Holocaust caused greater human suffering.
Charlie Brown Christmas is my favorite Christmas movie. I want that tree so bad.