Tornado craziness. Everyone ok? Dorothy?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna go to school today
She’s gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn’t understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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I wanna shoo-oo-woo-woo-woo-oot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father’s world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain’t that peachy keen
Now that ain’t so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cuz there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Oh Oh oh whoa whoa
What makes a potential girlfriend become your actual girlfriend? Go easy on the chloroform.I um... I, words escape me.
Don't deny it. You have a sordid past hidden beneath that exterior you're frontin'. You're from the same state that produced luminaries such as Freddy Phelps and the BTK. That and there's a lot of corn misplaced from Nebraska. It's just a matter of finding it. <cues ominous music>
Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-oot
The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
Constant chill deep inside
And the lesson today is how to die
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
And then the bullhorn crackles
On they fight, for they are right, yes, by who’s to say?
And the captain tackles