Watching the last 10 minutes of Bones again! Then off to sleep for me. :DYep, still awesome! Still brings the tears. :D
What happened on Bones? We don't get it here anymore so I'll have to wait for the DVDs. So, what was so awesome?
7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
Really!? That's weird! You can get Hustler behind the counter in the bible belt in Texas and Colorado.
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7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...Really!? That's weird! You can get Hustler behind the counter in the bible belt in Texas and Colorado.
You forget that New York is the state of laws. If there's a law that could possibly be on the books, New York has it. We also bear the dubious distinction of being the state with the most levels of state bureaucracy.
Who is this Shiny Mr I see? He looks sort of familiar.
Who is this Shiny Mr I see? He looks sort of familiar.
Don't talk to him, he's an a$$$$!@.
Hydrocodon, you are not my friend anymore, you dizziness-inducing bastard.
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You forget that New York is the state of laws. If there's a law that could possibly be on the books, New York has it. We also bear the dubious distinction of being the state with the most levels of state bureaucracy.7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...Really!? That's weird! You can get Hustler behind the counter in the bible belt in Texas and Colorado.
You can as well in Kansas, though many stores choose not to sell them in the larger cities. QuickTrip, a minor God amongst convenience stores is owned by a family who chooses not to sell magazines in general.
Most other stores, of which there are few here, do carry them either behind the counter or in a sort of closed newsstand.
You forget that New York is the state of laws. If there's a law that could possibly be on the books, New York has it. We also bear the dubious distinction of being the state with the most levels of state bureaucracy.7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...Really!? That's weird! You can get Hustler behind the counter in the bible belt in Texas and Colorado.
No offense to New Yorkers, but that level of BS would make me nuts!
Swear I didn't do anything. Yet.
Yes you DID!!! What did you do to my hoard?
Where did everyone go?
Maybe they're also suffering from the weather. it's night and it's still hot.
7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
8)It's legal here in Iowa
Maybe they're also suffering from the weather. it's night and it's still hot.
We're getting thunderstorms and hail.
hungry
** spoiler omitted **
Did you get Pad Thai for dinner?
~CHEERS~ YES!!! What an awesome show from beginning to end! A total A Plus! I so rarely give them. Fullmetal Alchemist - Brotherhood just made that grade! I loved the original anime, but this just blew it out of the water.
Blergity!
~cries~ My hoard! My precious, precious hoard! How could you do that!
Also, do not mistake the exclamation point for enthusiasm. I actually feel kind of blergity right now.
Well then, next time leave my hoard alone.
Thanks man. Also, re: your hoard: ** spoiler omitted **
~SCREAMS in horror, then faints~
Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
Was I that obvious?
Houstonderek's birthday today according to fb.
I propose a toast to incarcerated friends!
Houstonderek's birthday today according to fb.
I propose a toast to incarcerated friends!
+101 proof
More cover art by Jeffrey Catherine Jones on this blog.
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No offense to New Yorkers, but that level of BS would make me nuts!You forget that New York is the state of laws. If there's a law that could possibly be on the books, New York has it. We also bear the dubious distinction of being the state with the most levels of state bureaucracy.7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...Really!? That's weird! You can get Hustler behind the counter in the bible belt in Texas and Colorado.
Oh, it makes me nuts.
For example, New York just raised the number of hoops needed to jump through to get a driver's license:
- birth certificate or valid US passport
- proof of address
- 100 hours of supervised driving
- 8-month waiting period
- two 5-hour courses
- registration fee (which, if memory serves, has gone up to around $200)
Pretty sure I haven't personally killed anybody who wasn't a fish or an insect so far.
I advocate the death and destruction of messageboard bugs.
Hilarious! Heh..heh..hahahaha!
Hilarious! Heh..heh..hahahaha!
RUN ABERZOMBIE!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Pretty sure I haven't personally killed anybody who wasn't a fish or an insect so far.
Pretty sure?
Thats comforting to know. :)