
Abed Nadir |
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FHDM to apply for dual citizenship
This is just a cover story so you can get your own beta capsule, transform into UltraFreehold, and fight kaiju every episode.
Edit: Nekkid kaiju wrestling?

Lamontius |
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As an inquisitor of Norgorber and specifically for the aspect of the Reaper of Reputation, an inquisitorial character would most likely either be tasked with stopping those who would give away their deity's blessed secrets or with properly...motivating...others in the fold to strive harder in acquiring/collecting deeper secrets.

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:FHDM to apply for dual citizenshipThis is just a cover story so you can get your own beta capsule, transform into UltraFreehold, and fight kaiju every episode.
Edit: Nekkid kaiju wrestling?
waits until last possible moment to use zeta beam

Orthos |

Cr500cricket wrote:Damn, now I feel old.David M Mallon wrote:and at least double mine.silverhair2008 wrote:I celebrated the 37th anniversary of my 29th birthday on Saturday.Both of those numbers are higher than my current age...
I am 29 myself. Never understood the "Xth 29th birthday" thing.

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Hrothdane wrote:I could see an inquisitor of Norgorber using the infiltrator archetype and pretending to be a servant of another god in order to steal the secrets of a rival religion.Nice one. And welcome to the FaWtL thread Hrothdane!
Thank you.
Though I've been here under a different alias before :P

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Cr500cricket wrote:Chasing down the tablets to get the Legendary Weapons before following Exdeath into the Cleft of Dimension. Just got the third last night.Orthos wrote:I admittedly was busy playing FF5 then sleeping during that time >_>How far are you?
Watch out, Istory falls boss is HAAARDD!!!!!!!!! Can one shot a team if it wants to.

Koth'vaul |

YOU KNOW KOTH, I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OVERGROWN POULTRY TO ROC. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO STUFF YOU IN YOUR OWN OVEN!
YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR OWN IGNORANCE, BIRD-MADE-OF-CHOCOLATE-LIKE-EASTER-BUNNIES. THE ABYSS ITSELF IS OUR OVEN, SO IF YOU ARE STUFFING ME IN IT, THEN YOU ARE SENDING ME HOME, WHICH WOULD BE RATHER DELIGHTFUL, AS I HAVE NOT VISITED MOTHER IN MILENNIA.

The Mighty Chocobo |

The Mighty Chocobo wrote:YOU KNOW KOTH, I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OVERGROWN POULTRY TO ROC. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO STUFF YOU IN YOUR OWN OVEN!YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR OWN IGNORANCE, BIRD-MADE-OF-CHOCOLATE-LIKE-EASTER-BUNNIES. THE ABYSS ITSELF IS OUR OVEN, SO IF YOU ARE STUFFING ME IN IT, THEN YOU ARE SENDING ME HOME, WHICH WOULD BE RATHER DELIGHTFUL, AS I HAVE NOT VISITED MOTHER IN MILENNIA.
YOU SHOW YOUR OWN QUITE WELL, WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK I WAS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE? I AM A CREATURE OF FLESH, BLOOD AND DEATH! I HAVE POWERS BEYOND YOUR PUNY COMPREHENSION! I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOUR PATHETIC CR13 MIND TO COMPREHEND IT HOWEVER, IT'S A SHAME GLABREZU DON'T TASTE THAT GOOD, I 'LL HAVE TO HAVE A VIRGIN BLOOD CHASER OR SOMETHING AFTER.

Koth'vaul |

YOU SHOW YOUR OWN QUITE WELL, WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK I WAS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE? I AM A CREATURE OF FLESH, BLOOD AND DEATH! I HAVE POWERS BEYOND YOUR PUNY COMPREHENSION! I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOUR PATHETIC CR13 MIND TO COMPREHEND IT HOWEVER, IT'S A SHAME GLABREZU DON'T TASTE THAT GOOD, I 'LL HAVE TO HAVE A VIRGIN BLOOD CHASER OR SOMETHING AFTER.
MY POWER COMPREHENSION IS WELL ABOVE THE 9000TH PERCENTILE. I HAVE THE TEST SCORES TO PROVE IT BACK AT MOTHER'S.
I WAS CALLING YOU BY WHAT YOUR NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO IN ABYSSAL. OBVIOUSLY DEMON PUNS GO OVER YOUR HEAD.
THAT WAS ANOTHER JOKE. YOU SEE, BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIRD, AND SINCE BIRDS FLY, THEY TEND TO BE RATHER HIGH IN THE AIR, MEANING IT WOULD TAKE A GREATER AMOUNT OF EFFORT FOR SOMETHING TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD.
LASTLY, DON'T THINK YOU CAN IMPRESS ME WITH YOUR VIRGIN BLOOD DRINKING. YOU PROBABLY ONLY DRINK BRAND VIRGIN BLOOD LIKE FOSTER'S CHILDREN OR SAMAEL ADAMS. APA'S--THAT'S ABYSSAL PALE ALES IF YOU DON'T KNOW--ARE VASTLY SUPERIOR.

The Mighty Chocobo |

The Mighty Chocobo wrote:
YOU SHOW YOUR OWN QUITE WELL, WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK I WAS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE? I AM A CREATURE OF FLESH, BLOOD AND DEATH! I HAVE POWERS BEYOND YOUR PUNY COMPREHENSION! I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOUR PATHETIC CR13 MIND TO COMPREHEND IT HOWEVER, IT'S A SHAME GLABREZU DON'T TASTE THAT GOOD, I 'LL HAVE TO HAVE A VIRGIN BLOOD CHASER OR SOMETHING AFTER.MY POWER COMPREHENSION IS WELL ABOVE THE 9000TH PERCENTILE. I HAVE THE TEST SCORES TO PROVE IT BACK AT MOTHER'S.
I WAS CALLING YOU BY WHAT YOUR NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO IN ABYSSAL. OBVIOUSLY DEMON PUNS GO OVER YOUR HEAD.
THAT WAS ANOTHER JOKE. YOU SEE, BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIRD, AND SINCE BIRDS FLY, THEY TEND TO BE RATHER HIGH IN THE AIR, MEANING IT WOULD TAKE A GREATER AMOUNT OF EFFORT FOR SOMETHING TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD.
LASTLY, DON'T THINK YOU CAN IMPRESS ME WITH YOUR VIRGIN BLOOD DRINKING. YOU PROBABLY ONLY DRINK BRAND VIRGIN BLOOD LIKE FOSTER'S CHILDREN OR SAMAEL ADAMS. APA'S--THAT'S ABYSSAL PALE ALES IF YOU DON'T KNOW--ARE VASTLY SUPERIOR.
MEH, YOU SEEM KIND OF... WEAK AND... PATHETIC. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM BEING NEARLY 1/3rd MY CR, AT BEST. BY THE WAY, THAT IS THE OLDEST AND MOST GODAWFUL PUN I'VE EVER HEARD. SUITS A RELIC LIKE YOU DOESN'T IT.

Icyshadow |

Oh, I realized I forgot to recap the last few sessions of Kingmaker. I've just kind of lost my touch on such...
Meanwhile, the rest of the party has gone to investigate the disappearance of the people in Varnhold, and have thus far managed to start speaking of peace with the centaurs as well as finding out what might have caused this incident.

Orthos |

Orthos, you stop having birthdays at 29 and just celebrate the anniversary instead. That way you never get older.
Oh I understand the excuse of it. I just never thought it necessary =) I'll be hitting 30 next June.
Ebon and I had a friend who did that a lot when we were both living in Phoenix, it was always a little silly we thought.

Freehold DM |
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David M Mallon wrote:I am 29 myself. Never understood the "Xth 29th birthday" thing.Cr500cricket wrote:Damn, now I feel old.David M Mallon wrote:and at least double mine.silverhair2008 wrote:I celebrated the 37th anniversary of my 29th birthday on Saturday.Both of those numbers are higher than my current age...
looks up from rocking chair You will...YOU WILL!!!!!!!

Freehold DM |

Why the f*~~ can't I ever sleep? Seriously, out of the last 36 hours, I've slept for around 6 (between 1 and 7 PM yesterday). Now it's 4 AM, I'm the only person I know who's awake, and I can't get any work done because it feels like someone's driving a red-hot spike through my skull.
casts sleep on David
Hey, I'm tryin' man!!!!