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I wanted to clear up some misconceptions buzzing around the web, as it were.
First of all, we only target criminals. Y'know, murderers, tax collectors, and the criminally delicious. It's why we look so hideous, to strike fear into the hearts of wrongdoers. So, despite the reputation, we're actually bene...
Oh, excuse me, that elf throwing flowers on the ground is littering.
<flies off>
Sir or madam, you have been found guilty of deliciously littering. I'm afraid I must sting you now.
Saturday morning at work. Free Monday. Supervisor promised to email agency and make them pay me for last weeks better than they did. Hopefully the same will apply to this week and I won't have to go through this again...
I must always educate my in-laws on important things: like the many awesome performances of Frank Welker.
He is the best Fred Jones.
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Wayfinder! Yay!
My monsters! Yay!
My article not being a bestiary entry! Yay!
gratz
I'm out for a walk while the weather's nice. Later FAWTLfolk.
(cheating again)
Okay...Pretending yesterday didn't happen. On the Freeholdian calendar, we just went from July 3rd to July 5th with no stop, passing Go or collecting 200 dollars.
Just applied for another job! Woooooooooooooooo!!!
Good luck!
Sorry to hear the day that no longer exists sucked.
Good morning FAWTLY BRETHREN! Happy Saturday! It's a lovely morning so far! Sunshiny, but cool. I was woken up by my daughter making funny noises in her pack'n'play.
Now it's coffee and internet, whilst my mother-in-law makes breakfast.
Happy Saturday! I hope your day is good!
I must always educate my in-laws on important things: like the many awesome performances of Frank Welker. Or the importance of dinosaur and bear attacks.
Dino attacks are easy to counter.
T Rex: Run.
Megalodon: Don't go swimming.
Giant duck-billed dino: Run!
Velociraptor: Don't even bother. The two you don't see will get you before you run.
For the start of the zombiepocalypse, that is.
Let me know when that day is when it gets close? I have a list of people who need to be eaten. Mostly politicians...
My wife's aunt is very annoying. Yesterday she mentioned that she wants to come visit us in Houston. After she left, I let it be known to my wife that if Aunt Judy actually does come to visit us, I may just have to burn down the entire city.
I'm sorry she is so annoying, and I want you to know that if you need help cleansing your city of her presence, I will be glad to show up and help burn it.
I also made a point of letting everyone know I do not yet have a goblet made from the skull of my enemy.
You don't yet? Want one of my spares?
Saturday morning at work. Free Monday. Supervisor promised to email agency and make them pay me for last weeks better than they did. Hopefully the same will apply to this week and I won't have to go through this again...
I hope today goes well and Monday is awesome!
Wayfinder! Yay!
My monsters! Yay!
My article not being a bestiary entry! Yay!
Grats!
I'm out for a walk while the weather's nice. Later FAWTLfolk.
Have fun! Be safe! Watch out for drunken MMA fighters!
Okay...Pretending yesterday didn't happen. On the Freeholdian calendar, we just went from July 3rd to July 5th with no stop, passing Go or collecting 200 dollars.
Just applied for another job! Woooooooooooooooo!!!
I'm sorry the day didn't go well. Good luck on the job!
But...I love the 4th. and now off to IHOP
Have fun at the Infernal Haunting of Pancakes!
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Nothing says "America" like beer and explosives!HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBQ TIME!Yard work done. Party items deployed to army buddies home. Safety watering in progress.
It's almost time for beer, grilled flesh, beer, fireworks, and beer! :)
I hope everyone has a great Independence Day!
Take care!
"Welcome to quikie mart. Celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it!"
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4th was awesome! I got the grandkids their first fireworks and it rocked! The youngest wasn't scared at all, and the older two did well. No property damage or serious injuries! :)
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I'm out for a walk while the weather's nice. Later FAWTLfolk.Have fun! Be safe! Watch out for drunken MMA fighters!
It was nice out. I am home now and hungry.
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4th was awesome! I got the grandkids their first fireworks and it rocked! The youngest wasn't scared at all, and the older two did well. No property damage or serious injuries! :)
Glad to hear. I was terrified of fireworks for a good long time as a lad.
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We also had grilled bison steaks, much beer, and hamburgers and hot dogs.
We played Cards Against Humanity also.
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We also had grilled bison steaks, much beer, and hamburgers and hot dogs.
We played Cards Against Humanity also.
As fat as I'm concerned booze is a prerequisite for that game.
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4th was awesome! I got the grandkids their first fireworks and it rocked! The youngest wasn't scared at all, and the older two did well. No property damage or serious injuries! :)
Yay! Glad they had fun and no destruction resulted!
It was nice out. I am home now and hungry.I'm out for a walk while the weather's nice. Later FAWTLfolk.Have fun! Be safe! Watch out for drunken MMA fighters!
Glad you're home! Eat well!
Glad to hear. I was terrified of fireworks for a good long time as a lad.4th was awesome! I got the grandkids their first fireworks and it rocked! The youngest wasn't scared at all, and the older two did well. No property damage or serious injuries! :)
I'm sorry for that. I hope the terror passed.
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I'm sorry for that. I hope the terror passed.Glad to hear. I was terrified of fireworks for a good long time as a lad.4th was awesome! I got the grandkids their first fireworks and it rocked! The youngest wasn't scared at all, and the older two did well. No property damage or serious injuries! :)
It has, mostly. I still get the willies around balloons that someone is intentionally popping, however.
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Ditto on the balloons thing. Oh! And the canned biscuits popping open.
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After 2 weeks at the gym, I can tell things are improving. I'm not nearly as winded afterwards, and I'm resting better again.
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Best part: handling stress better and reacting calmly.
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Ditto on the balloons thing. Oh! And the canned biscuits popping open.
I like that canned biscuit sound.
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Ditto on the balloons thing. Oh! And the canned biscuits popping open.
Holy shit. I genuinely thought I was the only one on both of those. It takes me FOREVER to make biscuits some days, I sometimes have to saw the can open with a good sharp knife just to get the anticipation of the pop over with.