can't go around taking pictures of peoples horses.Reuters headline: "Man arrested for photographing John Kerry's house."
My brain reads this as: "Man arrested for photographing John Kerry's horse."
Of course, in this case it could have been of Kerry himself.
And 9 years ago, that joke could have made it into Leno's opening monologue...
Unless the writer presented it to him without any clothes on, at least.
Crappy ways to spend your holiday: In the emergency room at a hospital on the other side of the globe, in a country where you don't speak the language, with a collapsed lung.
Hmm... guess I had a little more to say.
can't go around taking pictures of peoples horses.Reuters headline: "Man arrested for photographing John Kerry's house."
My brain reads this as: "Man arrested for photographing John Kerry's horse."
Of course, in this case it could have been of Kerry himself.
And 9 years ago, that joke could have made it into Leno's opening monologue...
I believe it still does...
But I kid...
Crappy ways to spend your holiday: In the emergency room at a hospital on the other side of the globe, in a country where you don't speak the language, with a collapsed lung.
Wait, what? Who did this happen to?
Crappy ways to spend your holiday: In the emergency room at a hospital on the other side of the globe, in a country where you don't speak the language, with a collapsed lung.Wait, what? Who did this happen to?
A Swedish culture/comedy writer called Andres Lokko (in South Korea, so at least the quality of medical treatment was high). He's home recovering now, though.
True facts about the mantis shrimp. I believe this also discusses the pistol shrimp.
True facts about the mantis shrimp. I believe this also discusses the pistol shrimp.
I sure as hell am not messing with this thing.
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More mantis shrimp: TED Talk: Sheila Patek clocks the fastest animals (16.:28 minutes long)
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hi everyone
back home
hi everyone
back home
glad to hear you are home safely.
Jellyshark. Same as above but more sharks than a sharktopus.
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Mmmm, peanut butter and jellyshark....
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Would the stinging sensation be best complemented by crunchy or smooth peanut butter?
Depends on the jelly flavor. Grape, strawberry, raspberry...?
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Royal jellyshark. Now containing jellyfish, shark, and queen bee.
Myself I would prefer tentacushark - flying shark with lots of tentacles.
I have added both of the octopuses to the list. :)
Thanks!
It'll be absolutely terrible the first time one of those jellysharks shows up in a game. Everyone will be laughing too hard at how silly it looks to kill it.
And then they die!
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Or then the thing crit fumbles and bites off one of its sharks.
I have the power of copy-paste in MS Paint; does that count?
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Ooh ooh, and I've just realized if you gave them levels in alchemist and gunslinger, we could fulfill pmg's lifelong dream of sharks with guns mounted on top!
If we gave them enough levels of Cleric, Oracle, Druid, Wizard or Sorcerer to cast searing light, scorching light, sunbeam or something like that, we would have sharks with lazers!
Uh, oh... If those were Oracle of nature or Druid levels they could get raptors for mounts!
The only step further would be implanting them with Numerian cybernetic implants... Nothing less could make them better!
Well, maybe except making their raptor mounts into fast zombies.
Going to sleep. Meeting regarding job tomorrow morning. T-8 hours, 45 minutes.
Good luck!
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Squee!!!!
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So our $1100 car repair bill turned into $475 using a friendly shade-tree mechanic neighbor.
Crappy ways to spend your holiday: In the emergency room at a hospital on the other side of the globe, in a country where you don't speak the language, with a collapsed lung.
Or in a mental hospital in foriegn country.
Well, earned a 90.00 dollar kickback from Club Hustler early this morning then crashed at the cab yard's office. Got suspended for two days for running a red light nine days ago.
WTF!
So I'm off for 4 days. Time to put in a few more job applications.
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We need to get an artist to draw one!
Well they have a Sharknado Mini of sorts ready for play.
Meh. I woke up almost hour too early and couldn't get back to proper sleep until the alarm ringed.