Celestial Healer |
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Klaus van der Kroft wrote:apparently, I'm working in the wrong field.Earlier today, we had one of our Japanese clients show up at the office for a meeting. He's a very nice old man who always brings weird Japanese candy and other random eddibles as gifts for everyone and a great trading partner.
Yet this time, he walked around the office giving phosphorescent condoms to everyone, saying "I'm gathering information on this new product. Please send me pictures and reports on how it performs. Very important".
Such is the life of the olive oil maker. Japanese old men giving you smuggled preventatives that glow in the night.
I'm sure you can obtain all the glow-in-the-dark condoms you want at your second job.
Ragadolf |
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:apparently, I'm working in the wrong field.Earlier today, we had one of our Japanese clients show up at the office for a meeting. He's a very nice old man who always brings weird Japanese candy and other random eddibles as gifts for everyone and a great trading partner.
Yet this time, he walked around the office giving phosphorescent condoms to everyone, saying "I'm gathering information on this new product. Please send me pictures and reports on how it performs. Very important".
Such is the life of the olive oil maker. Japanese old men giving you smuggled preventatives that glow in the night.
Apparently, You are not the only one! ;)
Bitter Thorn |
Freehold DM wrote:well. I don't think they are going to let me back in that McDonald's again. this is the second one I have befouled after drinking too much. I am.also fairly sure Lis did not offer me a job at paizo while wearing a clamshell bra.I'm pretty sure the iHop on 14th has me on a ban list, I hit them up for a bathroom visit the same way twice more the next day...
I'm surprised Bombers ever let me back in.
lynora |
Urinsane wrote:that's totally FAWESOME.lynora wrote:Mmmm. I ran out of coffee creamer so I poured some soy milk egg nog into my pumpkin spice coffee....pure deliciousness. ^.^Blanked out on most of this. All I heard was that you poured egg nog on your pumpkins. I approve.
Lol. Fawtl cracks me up. :)
Ragadolf |
Freehold DM wrote:Lol. Fawtl cracks me up. :)Urinsane wrote:that's totally FAWESOME.lynora wrote:Mmmm. I ran out of coffee creamer so I poured some soy milk egg nog into my pumpkin spice coffee....pure deliciousness. ^.^Blanked out on most of this. All I heard was that you poured egg nog on your pumpkins. I approve.
Blink, blink,...
<Grin>
Freehold DM |
lynora wrote:Mmmm. I ran out of coffee creamer so I poured some soy milk egg nog into my pumpkin spice coffee....pure deliciousness. ^.^Blanked out on most of this. All I heard was that you poured egg nog on your pumpkins. I approve.
great. now I can't stop thinking about it. lusts for eggnog/pumpkin combination
Orthos |
Orthos wrote:Welp, got my next AP already planned. After Kingmaker is done, picking back up Savage Tide from the beginning again and running it mashed up with Serpent's Skull. This should be interesting.I've been interested in that myself,
let me know how it goes.
It'll be a bit since we're only about halfway (if that) through Chapter 2 of Kingmaker. At least a year or more.
They've only otherwise taken care of the Scythe Tree and the Lizardfolk. They're terrified of Candlemere Tower, wary of Hargulka and the trolls, and curious about the "King of the Forest" in the far south, the "River Queen" of the western woods, and the "Mazewood" of the Narlmarches, but haven't been able to investigate any of them - mostly due to the General dying to a Barghest attack en route to the Ruined Keep, then having to wait out the winter after reincarnating him.
And that's not even getting into the recent revelations about Fey Court Shenanigans the party has gotten into.
Jesszilla |
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save at home now
HMMMMMMMM...
WHY NOT, WE'RE FRIENDS. I'LL TROMP ACROSS THE SEA OF JAPAN AND EURASIA TO GET TO GERMANY TO FLATTEN THINGS FOR YOU FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. PLEASE HAVE THE THINGS TO BE FLATTENED PLACED IN THE STREET, UNLESS YOUR HOME IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT NEEDS TO BE FLATTENED.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
The Thing from Beyond the Edge |
aeglos wrote:save at home now
HMMMMMMMM...
WHY NOT, WE'RE FRIENDS. I'LL TROMP ACROSS THE SEA OF JAPAN AND EURASIA TO GET TO GERMANY TO FLATTEN THINGS FOR YOU FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. PLEASE HAVE THE THINGS TO BE FLATTENED PLACED IN THE STREET, UNLESS YOUR HOME IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT NEEDS TO BE FLATTENED.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
I think we need your help in The Pacific Rim
Urinsane |
Jesszilla wrote:I think we need your help in The Pacific Rimaeglos wrote:save at home now
HMMMMMMMM...
WHY NOT, WE'RE FRIENDS. I'LL TROMP ACROSS THE SEA OF JAPAN AND EURASIA TO GET TO GERMANY TO FLATTEN THINGS FOR YOU FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. PLEASE HAVE THE THINGS TO BE FLATTENED PLACED IN THE STREET, UNLESS YOUR HOME IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT NEEDS TO BE FLATTENED.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
Are you suggesting a rim job?