First girlfriend; Suzanne, slim and boyish
First boyfriend; Fred, small and girlish
What's up with that?
First girlfriend; Suzanne, slim and boyish
First boyfriend; Fred, small and girlish
What's up with that?
If Pi is an infinite number how many slices can you cut it into?
I like this one better than the pinhead angels.
If radius is z and thikness is a then the volume of a pizza is
Pi z z a
First girlfriend; Suzanne, slim and boyish
First boyfriend; Fred, small and girlishWhat's up with that?
So I'm sitting in the bus, right? And this lady just goes and starts to breast-feed her kid right here. And then this old lady starts ranting and screaming "STOP DOING THAT HERE! THIS IS DISGUSTING!"
Probably wasn't the right time and place for me to touch myself.
Never try to strike up a conversation with noble gases at the airport. They just won't react.
Timmy was a chemist
Now Timmy is no more
What thought was H20
Was H2S04
My Inner Child is a snitch.
Did you ever try, after a couple of days of heavy snow, to get all the snow off your car, and you work and work and work and then you realise that it's just a big mound of snow, because you don't have a car?
Happened to me the other day with my helicopter. And my hotel.
Almost is as cheese does.
Many
MuchMore
Most
Moster
Mostest
Almost
?
I had coffee with an angel just the other day. He asked me if I would be guardian to the sacred cheese of Nirvana. I told him I'd check my schedule and get back to him.
Be wary of that. "Sacred Cheese of Nirvana" indeed. Did he wink a lot when he said that?
KFC - Kentucky Frightened Chickens!
Do you know the blind vampire?
It's tragic, he can't see blood!
Anyone knows anything about computers? I need to know something:
If you put viagra into your computer, will it turn floppy disks into hard disks?
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand!
What came first: the chicken or the axe-wiedling hamster? Only the Shadow knows.
You're nuts. And bolts. And nails.
Sometimes I masticate long words into sentences, even if I don't know what they mean.
Why is a Duck?
Why, is a Duck!
Why is, a Duck?
Duck Duck Duck Goose................
Duck!!!!!
Duck.
Duck?
Duck & Cover.
An actual conversation
He went for a Duck.
A Golden Duck?
No it wasn't first ball.
How was he dismissed?
He got caught by silly mid on trying to play a flipper.
Did the bowler get a maiden over?
No two wides and a no ball and a 4 smashed over backwards square leg.
What about the other dismissal?
lbw
Then it was tea and they were 4 for 50 in 27th over.
First girlfriend; Suzanne, slim and boyish
First boyfriend; Fred, small and girlishWhat's up with that?
You say this as though it were a bad thing?
All hail the great Marshmellon! Salvation can be found in its fluffy white delciousness!
That sounds really good. Reminds me of pecan logs
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First girlfriend; Suzanne, slim and boyish
First boyfriend; Fred, small and girlishWhat's up with that?
So I'm sitting in the bus, right? And this lady just goes and starts to breast-feed her kid right here. And then this old lady starts ranting and screaming "STOP DOING THAT HERE! THIS IS DISGUSTING!"
Probably wasn't the right time and place for me to touch myself.
First girlfriend; Suzanne, slim and boyish
First boyfriend; Fred, small and girlishWhat's up with that?
So I'm sitting in the bus, right? And this lady just goes and starts to breast-feed her kid right here. And then this old lady starts ranting and screaming "STOP DOING THAT HERE! THIS IS DISGUSTING!"
Probably wasn't the right time and place for me to touch myself.
Sounds like an honest mistake, after all she started it, right?
I started something once, then a future version of Charlie Sheen came through a temporal vortex from a post-apocalyptic future where he's been turned into a cyborg to battle mutant marmosets and prevent their take over of Best Buys to finish it.
Was it a cheerleader?
Thank you for this tasty treat
And thank you for the friends we meet
And thank you for this comfy seat
Here, mum, look! I'm carving it! I'm carving the turkey! With my manhood!
Here, mum, look! I'm carving it! I'm carving the turkey! With my manhood!
I'm not hungry any more!
Here, mum, look! I'm carving it! I'm carving the turkey! With my manhood!I'm not hungry any more!
OH!!! I am. Can I have some cheese to go along with the meat.
Beware of Belgians bearing mayonnaise!
*rubs butt cheeks*
Nice and furry, thanks for the show.
It rubs the mayonnaise on its skin, or else it gets the slang again.